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Extinction Curse Ep. 76: Trials & Titans Feb 14, 2022

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HUUUUUGE! The Wandering Three are face to face with an ENORMOUS foe, towering taller than the mountains! And as if that weren't bad enough... the party's been split! The final trials of Aroden lie before our heroes, and they must go toe to toe with enemies that dwarf the humble beginnings that the adventurers once battled. What is a T-Rex to a god-killing giant with a glaive that's 200 feet long?! Will they be able to slay Goliath? Or will they be the dinner of Gargantua?

GAWK at the spacial warping of the titanic foe! HERD flocks of sheep back to their master! UNCOVER fracturing alliances among the savage foes they come up against!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much bulk is a mile-long axe?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Megalaphobia, vertigo, references to familial abuse, Volio picks his favourite son, light fantasy xenophobia kind of

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Extinction Curse Ep. 75: Lakes & Leviathans Feb 07, 2022

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Not all quests are made equal. Some are like "oooh, get all the sheep!", others are like "smite the demons!", but some... some are a gamemaster's one true fear. The party is absolutely going to die this episode. The Wandering Three continue their adventure in the Vale of Aroden, collecting titles and growing in power as they prepare for their final showdown with Sarvel Ever-Hunger! That is... If they can overcome the most dangerous task they've ever had to face. One that haunts the GM to this day.

HERD sheep throughout the idyllic pastures! HUNT the mighty mythical stag in the woods! ENTER the chamber of treasures and plunder the crystal monkey skull!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what CAN'T Clown Lore accomplish?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of familial abuse, cult mentality, claustrophobia, deep existential dread over a minigame, megalophobia

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Extinction Curse Ep. 74: Merchants & Myths Jan 31, 2022

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Welcome to Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium! Where adventure goes, we follow, you know! What can I get you? Thrilling adventures in the vale of Aroden? Unwelcome reunions with familiar enemies? Ascensions to heavenly states at the hands of a mighty relic? No? You want answers about your beloved shopkeep? Well... It's a looooong story, so I guess we ought to start at the start.

UNCOVER the long sought-after secret of the travelling shopkeeper! PAINT the mural of your travels! FACE terrible demonic foes from another world!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the highest octave listeners will scream at this episode?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Bleak depictions of murder and death, lung trauma and suffocation, implied xenophobia, suicide, Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium Where Adventure Goes We Follow (Est. 4719 AR)

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Extinction Curse Ep. 73: Shepherds & Shrubbery Jan 17, 2022

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Get back here, sheep!! The Wandering Three find themselves in a pastoral paradise, completing tasks set by Aroden and gaining more and more of his blessings. By adopting his twelve guises, they too can take on effigies of the Dead God and learn more about themselves as they work. Through reading scrolls, herding livestock and tilling the land, they grow closer to entering his tower and putting an end to the Xulgath threat once and for all. But what else lies in the valley? Monsters? Mayhem? Strangely familiar faces? One must walk in the footsteps of those who have come before if they wish to triumph, so come walk alongside us!! TRANSLATE the ancient Azlanti texts and uncover new lore! TEND to the forgotten land and make it fertile once more! STARE in horror at the secrets of the metal pyramid, revealed at last!! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal to turn into a giant plant monster if nobody gives you attention for a while?CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex Jokes, Themes of Familial Trauma, Themes of Anxiety and Panic, References to Mental Health Crises, One Hell Of A Fucking Bombshell Reveal--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 72: Pinnacles & Paradise Jan 10, 2022

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Our heroes find themselves on top of a mountain, and a pastoral paradise can be found on the other side, lush with life and greenery one doesn't usually find in the mountains. The home of Aroden has been found, nearly untouched by anyone else, beautiful and pristine as it was the day that he left his home for the last time. Or is it...? The Wandering Three have found themselves challenged once again: Beat the 12 Trials of Aroden to enter his tower, and stop the Xulgath's evil plans, which grow closer everyday. It seems the apocalypse may well be on our doorstep, if our heroes cannot stop them... They'll have to use the power of friendship and sewing to save the day!

SPEAK with the mysterious Bone Augur and heed his warnings! MARVEL at the giant shepherd in the beautiful fields! SKIRMISH with the dreaded underground monster and its radioactive aura! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it vain to make moving statues made of super-rare metals of yourself?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: References to abusive parents in backstory, themes of genocide, nudity (kinda?), mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

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Extinction Curse Ep. 71: Legacies & Linnorms Dec 27, 2021

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YOU WILL BE CONVERGED! Finding themselves trapped in a garrison full of mind-linked soldiers, the mysteries of the Kortos Mountains have only just begun to reveal themselves to the Wandering Three! From freak storms to haunting silhouettes to ancient tombs, our heroes truly have their work cut out for them. Can they keep their wits together and dodge danger after danger as they climb the mountains further? I sure hope so! It'd be a shitty campaign if they didn't!

SOLVE the puzzle box as it attempts to rewrite your brains! CHASE the mysterious criminal through the woods and uncover their terrible secret! UNCOVER the truth of your own legacy in the tomb of the ancient paladin!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What's the best snack to snap you out of a curse of famine?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Cultural Appropriation of the Algonquin People, Mind Control, Cannibalism, Starvation, Somehow Aroden Is Once Again A Bigger Asshole Than Previously Imagined, Misunderstandings, Ghosts

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Holiday Special 2021: Creatures & Carolling Dec 20, 2021

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Ho ho ho! Yuletide is upon us, friends, and the wayward Kastner Expedition journeys through the winters of Taldor! Emyndiel the Elven Cleric, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly the Leshy Alchemist and Earl Seraphim Kastner VI happen upon the snowy town of Moost on their journeys, and take part in the Winter Season celebrations! But as they cook, brew and mingle with locals... Is there something happening in the town? Something the townsfolk aren't telling us? A creature in the woods that sings haunting hymns and devours booze and cheese like there's no tomorrow? Prepare yourself, because we're about to deck the halls!

STUFF the geese and cook the pies for this very merry celebration! FLIRT with the pretty noble like you're in a hallmark movie! RAP-BATTLE against the fiendish fey just outside your door!

All this in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What kind of ritual ferments ale in just a week?

Jingle Bells by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com/ ●ZitronSound - Christmas Eve ●Song - https://youtu.be/p_AplVMXw0k●ZitronSound - https://www.bassrebels.co.uk/ZitronSound Christmas Is Here by MorningLightMusic- https://mlmusic.site/playlists Collapse by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/collapse Silent Night (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/silent-night-dark-piano-version Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring Ⓒ CC BY 4.0, Kevin MacLeod, ⭳ http://ow.ly/gWZF30h6Zxu Deck The Halls (Christmas Cover) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/deck-the-halls Gate by SmokU Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGg9q3tUf5I Carol Of The Bells by Postion Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4XulP0cns

CONTENT WARNINGS: Persistent ageism, romantic interactions, overbearing mother figures, sick hip-hop beats, desecration of an animals corpse, potential second hand embarrassment, destruction of homes, poverty

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Extinction Curse Ep. 70: Marvels & Mountains Dec 13, 2021

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The way forward for the Wandering Three is clear! First, they must perform for the city of Diobel and secure a place in the once-in-a-century Radiant Festival, make their way into the Kortos Mountains, and... uh... well, we know that there's a tower that Aroden built up there SOMEWHERE, and we'll be... able to, uh, use our Aeon Powers and... save the world? Okay, we don't know EXACTLY where we're headed, but when have we ever? Our heroes must wow the crowds of the City on the Doorstep of Absalom to gain fame and fortune like they've never had before, and then take the final steps to finish their mission in saving the Isle of Kortos. But strange things lurk in the mountains, and not everything you see will make sense. All you can do is believe in yourself, believe in your friends... and keep fighting forward!

DAZZLE the City of Diobel with your greatest show so far! SPEAK with the strange NPC who really lives up to their role! UNCOVER the mystery of the bizarre watchpost and its even more bizarre residents!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... how would a catfolk and a minotaur... y'know...

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CONTENT WARNINGS: An instance of misogynistic language, depersonalization, references to past child neglect, mind control, implied animal death, unreality, implied animal neglect, cannibalism, a VERY clever horse :)

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Extinction Curse Ep. 69: Travels & Tomorrows Dec 06, 2021

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Every tale has an end, and this is the beginning of ours. Having reclaimed the final Aeon Orb from the Vault of the Black Desert, our heroes make their way to the city of Diobel to rest and recover before taking the final road on their adventure. The Kortos Mountains await them, but first... let's take a moment. Meet with friends, new, old, and forgotten. Tell stories, experience new feelings, ride a fucking roller coaster in a fantasy TTRPG. And of course... prepare to put on a show greater than any other for a chance to go down in history! Take one last breath of clean air before climbing up the mountains of heaven, adventurers... it may well be the last chance you get to do so.

LEARN of the ancient celebration, returning anew! DISCOVER forgotten secrets of your past! EXPOSE the mystery of the strange shopkeeper and her unusual store at last!

All this and more in this, the first episode of BOOK SIX: THE APOCALYPSE PROPHET (and Ep. 69 of Extinction Curse, NICE!) where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does it mean if your god winks at you?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Serious discussions of Cultural Appropriation in the real world and racism towards Native American people, W-ndigos, themes of goodbyes and conclusion, bittersweet interactions, religious conversion, references to child neglect and toxic parenting, mentions of sexual encounters, the audience is gonna kill Derry for how this episode ends lolololol, animal breeding mentioned --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 68: Storms & Sorcery Nov 29, 2021

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Enter the Lab of the Lord of the Black Sands! Dyzallin Shraen, Arcanist, Drow, Tyrant and Mummy is all that stands between the Wandering Three and the fifth and final Aeon Orb. With this, life can be returned to Kortos, wrongs can be undone, and the end of the grand adventure our circus has been whipped into can finally begin. Stinging betrayals, reality-bending magic and the most powerful combatants yet await our heroes as they take a stand for the surface!

FACE the evil experiments performed by the wicked magician! DO the impossible and push past your limits! SAVE the world from total devastation!

All this and more in this, the finale of Extinction Curse Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a mummy also be a vampire?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of advanced decomposition, goodbyes, betrayal, themes of indentured servitude, parallels to abusive relationships, THEY'RE BAAAAACK, references to disease--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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