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Abomination Vaults Retrospective Dec 23, 2025

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And thus ends another campaign. No more doors leading to nowhere, no more will-o-wisps... the story of Otari is over. Now, Derry, Dave, Ritz and Luna talk about what it was like to play, how they made their characters, and what's next for Dice Will Roll.

Retrospective Art Doc: ⁠https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wsL6SXxiS-9VNBxkd7jm5hbKAq8ZKd7PJVZlyjlnGEY/edit?usp=sharing⁠

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 75: Sunrises & Sojourns Dec 17, 2025

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The journey is done. The struggle is over. We won, and now we get to rest.

The shadow looming over Otari has fallen, and the Fogfen Few have finally saved the town... and the rest of the Isle of Kortos. No longer shall Belcorra Haruvex threaten innocent lives, no longer shall the horror of Nhimbaloth lurk in the shadows... now, we get to have our happily ever after. The epilogue to Dice Will Roll: Abomination Vaults is here; sit back and breathe, adventurer. It is done.

Promises get made. Picnics get had. Books get made.

All this and more in the final episode of Dice Will Roll Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does it really have to end?! Nooooooo!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Goodbyes, lots of crying and sniffling, frequent gunshots, major character death and depictions of the afterlife, conversations between exes (amicable), family drama, god I do NOT stop fucking crying in this one I'm serious

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 74: Nightmares & Nothingness Dec 10, 2025

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After 500 years of slumber... the final battle with Belcorra Haruvex is upon us!

A lighthouse in the swamp. Creepy monsters in the shadows. Spiralling staircases, ghosts, traps, puzzles and monsters. All created by the dreaded Belcorra Haruvex; the Ghost Queen, the Great Evil, the Mad Sorceress. And now, the Fogfen Few face her in her own domain... the place where Nhimbaloth touched Golarion. Hold on to your butts.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of death, departure and finality, nihilism, worms, unsanitary, saliva, cave-ins, disasters, mass murder, goodbyes, dude this episode was nearly 6 hours long and I brought it down to less than 3, someone praise me, please, even if it's a day late

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 73: Rituals & Remains Dec 02, 2025

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The end is almost upon us. The lenses must be freed.

The Abomination Vaults have nearly been fully explored. But our heroes cannot hope to defeat Belcorra without a plan. And while a secret weakness has presented itself... to use it, they are going to need to take some extraordinary risks and come up against some terrifying foes. Can the Fogfen Few prove their power against the most nightmarish foes they've come across in the dungeon? Or are they, too, doomed to fail, just as the Roseguard once did?

Dinner dates get had. Mantras get chanted. Old friends get united.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what if Silk COULDN'T get a cosmopolitan first thing in the morning? Would that be worse than whatever Alrik and Fiore have got going on with this Nhimbaloth curse crap, or what?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of doom, self hatred, nihilism, tragedy and sadness, secret old man yaoi

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 72: Swamps & Spite Nov 26, 2025

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Enter the realm of Voidbracken... and face the horrors of Nhimbaloth!

The final challenge awaits our heroes as they prepare to defeat Belcorra once and for all. A sliver of the plane of Nhimbaloth is trapped within the vaults, and our heroes must withstand the foul fumes and vicious monsters within if they want to escape in one piece. The fate of Otari is on your shoulders, adventurers... better hope you have good posture!

Valves get opened. Algae gets hugged. Curses get revealed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are you guys really gonna get on my ass about incapacitation rules when I'm rule of cool'ing it so insanely hard?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of cosmic horror, minor angst, mind control, hallucinations, contamination, themes of unreality, bullying innocent little will o wisps

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 71: Memories & Misery Nov 19, 2025

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The Challenges of Nhimbaloth await you, adventurers... if you dare to take the plunge!

The bottom of the dungeon is, naturally, where the greatest threats await us. And after surviving blowgun cultist ghosts, gas traps and evil statues, our heroes are about to take on the actual trials that the cult of Nhimbaloth have set up to see if the Fogfen Few are worthy of seeing the place where she touched Golarion. But what sorts of vile puzzles await them? Will they leave with their bodies AND their minds intact? There's only one way to know... adventurers, hold your breath. This is about to get so much worse than you could expect!

Breakfasts get made. Doors get slammed. Hoods get pulled.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do little wooden pickles provide enrichment?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Needles, implied head or brain trauma, torture devices, extreme angst, like to the point where I do multiple check-ins to make sure everyone is okay with how I'm treating them and they are and it's okay but boy it gets ouchy, accusations, self hatred, aging, loneliness, cannibalism, ableism, walking back mental progress, depictions of dead loved ones, discussions of funerals, mentions of suicide, begging people not to leave, discussions of physical abuse and corporeal punishment, bullying, psychological torture, cows

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 70: Statues & Smog Nov 11, 2025

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Don't breathe it in! The Fogfen Few crawl through the Test of Despair!

The final challenges before the Fogfen Few are some of the most perilous yet. Traps, terrible monsters and more await in the cramped corridors of the Temple... and if our heroes can make their way through in one piece, they will come face to face with Lady Belcorra Haruvex, and end the curse of the Abomination Vaults forever. But it surely won't be easy... as our adventurers are soon to find out.

Hold your breath! The horrors are upon ye!

Baths get screamed at. Doors get kicked. Glass gets shattered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens if a divine voice comes through a little goblin familiar?

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Halloween Special 2025: Castles & Creeps Oct 29, 2025

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You've never known true terror... until NOW!

A storm rumbles in the skies above a group of three travellers and their lumbering flesh hulk. A gunblade, a werewolf and a mad scientist take shelter in a castle on the night of a will-reading... only for things to go monstrously, horrifically wrong!

Tonight, we play SKIN DEEP, the Level 16 adventure from Derry's book of 20 Horror One-Shots, Folio of Fear! Will the Heralds of Horror survive the diabolical tale of dread ahead of them tonight? Or are they sure to perish to the thing stalking the castle?

Windows get smashed. Chunks get bitten. Basements get entered.

All this and more in this year's Dice Will Roll Halloween special, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is electricity an ethical substitution for void energy when creating an undead husk?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme classism, extreme gore, jaw trauma, cannibalism, body horror, familial abuse, neck trauma, topless transmasc titties

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 69: Friendship & Fearmongers Oct 22, 2025

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Grit your teeth and descend... we enter the final floor of the Abomination Vaults.

About four months ago, a ganzi with a telescope noticed a mysterious light coming from the Fogfen Swamp. Today, our heroes descend into the final level of the mystery she uncovered. The Fogfen Few must be brave as they come to the bottom of the Abomination Vaults... for it is here that they must prove they are worthy of defeating Belcorra!

Lenses get picked. Friends get united. Poison darts get blown.

All this and more in the 69th episode of Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does squeezing a wisp let you talk through it?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Urination jokes, being slightly mean to children, vomit, screams, poisoning and implied suicide, cults, headphone destruction

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 68: Wisdom & Wings Oct 15, 2025

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A rest in Otari can only mean one thing... something terrible is going to happen!

SHIELDS UP! Look around! Bite your lip in fear. What was that noise?! Just people walking around the sleepy town of Otari? No way. Every time the Fogfen Few rests in Otari, something horrible happens! From crab monsters in graveyards to sword thieves killing people, there is NO such thing as a nice relaxing downtime session. I simply don't believe it. Well... I guess we can relax a little. Just for a while. It'll probably be fine.

Shops get shown. Visits get made. Kisses get exchanged.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what was that noise. Was that a roar. No way.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to current political strife, discussions on forgiveness, redemption and death, eye trauma

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