Dice Will Roll

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 22: Drakes & Derbies Nov 21, 2022

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INTO THE SKIES! THE GREAT DRAKE RACE OF GOKA!

Fly away! The Radiant Winds have a lot on their minds as they prepare to take to the skies of Goka in their most daring challenge yet: the Great Drake Race, which will see the finalists of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament chase each other through the skies in a bid to win fabulous treasures! And yet one of our fighters in particular has a lot on their mind. What does the Radiant Winds' brawling monk fight for? Delve into their past and fight for the future at the same time in a breath-taking extravaganza that'll make you cry, laugh and maybe do a sweet flip. Now hold onto the reigns-- these things go FAST!

READY?

FIGHT!

PARTY in the streets of Goka during the world's biggest festival! SLAY the jiang-shi to protect your honour! SOAR through the skies on a chariot with the whole city watching you!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the swim speed of a very frightened old man?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families and prolonged on-screen familial arguments and shouting, genuine traumadumping, seriously be ready for some intense familial problems that might hit a little close to home, they leave Lolo to fucking die

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WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 21: Beasts & Battles Nov 14, 2022

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BEASTS UNLEASHED! BEGIN THE EXHIBITION MATCHES!

The Radiant Winds are off to a great start, securing a victory in the first round! Though we know that they'll be headed to the next round of official matches, the fighting doesn't stop here! Now, our heroes face off against the other teams in the tournament in exhibition matches! These fights are loud! Bold! Unique! They'll give our heroes AND their opponents challenges they may have never faced before while they face off against each other. Will Sangku, Chuji, and Masami really be able to pull this off and win their first exhibition match's prize?! Oh geez! Get into your fighting stance!

READY?

FIGHT!

SPEAK from the heart, and let others know your true feelings! TRANSFORM into a mighty animal to put on a show like no other! WATCH the Ruby Phoenix Tournament unfold as all manners of teams clash together!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should Derry ever really doubt Ritz's power?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families and on-screen familial arguments and shouting, references to terminal illness, angst over the loss of a limb, nudity and suggestive content, Hiroshi Takahara Is Going To Fuck Your Mom

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AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 20: Stadiums & Suplexes Nov 08, 2022

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LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN! ROUND ONE: FIGHT!

Look how far we've come! From brave adventurers to world-class celebrities, the Radiant Winds now prepare for the first day of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament! With brand new costumes, vast riches and more training than anyone could fit into a lifetime, they're ready for the hardest fights they've ever been through. Seven days, four rounds and fights both traditional and groundbreaking... this promises to be the greatest challenge in the history of Golarion? Are YOU ready? Then get warmed up... Round 1 is upon us, and we're gonna have to fight some of our new friends if we wanna get through!

READY?

FIGHT!

TRAIN with a master of strength to make yourself the greatest version of yourself possible! BRAWL with enemy teams to come out on top of the tournament! WITNESS other teams pitting against one another for the chance to fight against you next!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do YOU have what it takes?!

CONTENT WARNINGS: BIG TITTY ONI TIEFLING GF

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Halloween Special 2022: Horrors & Hamlets Oct 31, 2022

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They're coming to get you...

In the mist-clad lands of Ustalav, where vampires stalk the night and ghosts moan in the dark... three heroes make their way from town to town, only to stop when they discover a ripped note and a plea for help. Something terrible has happened in the town of Fiorna's Faith... and they may be the only ones who can find out the truth of what happened here. Guts, gore and gruesomeness await Angelo, Voltaire and Arseris as they investigate the MARCH OF THE DEAD and overcome the horrors that overcame this small village! As a warning... this episode is very, VERY fleshy! Listeners beware... you're in for a scare!

Umbrellas get shared.

Barricades get made.

Caves get crawled in.

All this and more in this VERY spooky episode of Dice Will Roll, the SCARIEST Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it okay to flirt with someone after they find out their family is dead?!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide, themes of existientialism and nihilism, intense claustrophobia, animal harm and death, intense body horror and gore, questionably requited flirting and romantic advances, a really cool bird <3

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kevin macleod: alchemist's tower, moonlight hall, zombie hoodoo

feslyian studios: fear, horror chase chapter 1, horror chase chapter 2, anxiety

michael gelfi: zombies attacking door

The Necromancer by The Seventh Midnight (theseventhmidnight.com)

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 19: Grand Slams & Gaidens Oct 26, 2022

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SECRETS OF THE PAST! The Oni's Mask Revealed!

After surviving an encounter with lethal, extraplanar assassins, the Radiant Winds stand at the edge of a true mystery. Something is happening behind the scenes of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, and Masami Takahara knows more than they are letting on. The kitsune magus sits down and tells the party of their past, discuss the intrigue of the present and prepare for the inevitable future: the sponsor's auction is upon them! Can our heroes juggle the tragedy of Masami's past and the pressure of the tournament together as one? Only one way to find out!

READY?

FIGHT!

LEAP across rooftops in a distant memory of Goka, 10 years ago! PROVE your might in front of a crowd with mighty opponents ready to take you down! CHOOSE the wealthy patron who will sponsor you and the magnificent treasures they offer to you!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you marry a giant terrifying bird if she's really pretty?

CONTENT WARNINGS: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST, implied familial abuse and neglect, child endangerment, heavy themes of trauma, forced feminization as a joke, picking between friends, Lolo is a man of excellent taste

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 18: Shadows & Secrets Oct 17, 2022

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THE TRUTH COMES OUT! What lies hidden in the past?!

The week of searching sponsorship is slowly coming to an end, but rather than relief, our heroes can feel the tension ramping up. Unspoken truths, unseen foes and unspeakable mysteries have enveloped the Radiant Winds, and it's coming to a boiling point. How long will they be able to last under this intense pressure? Who knows? Who cares? We've got a LESHY ASS TO KICK. THAT'S RIGHT. SATSUMEIMO THE GENEROUS, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOUR YAM LOOKING FACE FROOOOWN! YEAAAAH, THAT'S WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT! REVENGE AGAINST SATSUMEIMO! Come on, what else would it be about? Surely nothing... *bad* is going to happen, right..?

READY?

FIGHT!

MEET with an old friend who bears an illustrious invitation! INTERVENE in the boiling squabble between two foes, with you caught in the crossfire! FACE your fears as your history comes to pull you back under!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much gold does it cost to buy, like, a shittonne of ribbons?

CONTENT WARNINGS: In-party deceit, implied emotional trauma, second-hand embarrassment and cringeworthy encounters, spousal arguments, minor themes of virtue signalling by corporations, hurting Satusmeimo's feelings

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 17: Operas & Ozone Oct 10, 2022

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MUSIC IN THE WINDS! ADVENTURE IN THE OPERA!

The week of searching for sponsors continues, and our heroes have some free time to kill before making their way down to the magnificent opera performance put on by the illustrious Master Razu. But there's no time to relax! All we have are questions, questions and more questions. Why is it that the witch prince won't tell his family the truth? Why does the brawling monk fight? What, exactly, is the kitsune trickster hiding from their closest friends? Perhaps answers will finally reveal themselves. Or perhaps, they'll just end ignoring their problems and going to the opera for a nice dinner with some rich people

READY?

FIGHT!

EXPLORE the City of Wonders in your own, mysterious ways! HEAR the tale of the most powerful dragon in Tian Xia! LEAP into action as the masses panic and flee!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there a feat for eating a chicken kebab as fast as possible?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of strained families and overbearing parents, themes of poverty, discussions of bullying and xenophobia, in-party deceit, gross scroll eating noises

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 16: Museums & Mobsters Sep 26, 2022

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ENTER THE UNDERWORLD! What lies beneath Goka?!

What's a sprawling metropolis without an equally sprawling undercity? The Undermarkets of Goka, a maze of tunnels and sewers that have been repurposed to make a literal black market awaits our heroes as they seek out the counsel of an old friend. But sometimes, what lies in the shadows is less scary than what's there out in the open. What secrets are our heroes hiding from each other? What details of their past have we yet to learn? And will they be tempted by the lures and promises of a criminal life? I mean, absolutely not, have you met these guys? But imagine. Anyway, time for Masami to fight their dad.

READY? FIGHT!

EXPLORE the secret headquarters of the Golden League Crime Syndicate! OBSERVE the many artifacts of the Ruby Phoenix! TELL your tale to the order of chroniclers so it'll live on forever!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it weird to be a kaiju apologist?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families, miscommunication, lying to party members, suicide baiting, vague references to terminal illness, limb trauma angst, heavy bittersweet themes, references to sex, references to drugs, references to cigarettes, father vs child physical combat, sexy criminal MILF

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 15: Vikings & Vendors Sep 19, 2022

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TWELVE VS. TWO! Battle In The Aerie!

People from all around the world come to Goka for the Ruby Phoenix Tournament. As such, that means cultures can sometimes clash in strange and unusual ways. Sometimes, this is minor things, like the gentlemen from the Mwangi Expanse not knowing how to use chopsticks. Other times... the dragon-slaying vikings from the Land of the Linorm Kings get into arguments with the local race drakes that turn into bloody messes, with our heroes stuck in the middle! Alas, this episode does not involve teaching the fighters of Speakers To The Wind about how to eat Fantasy Asian cuisine. It's about fighting a shittonne of drakes before they fucking eat someone. But still, countless adventures await in the City of Wonders! Explore the markets, visit old friends and discuss old foes in the heart of Tian Xia... after you've kicked draconic butt, of course.

READY? FIGHT!

INVESTIGATE the mysterious poster in the streets of the city! PERUSE exotic wares in a strange bazaar! TRAVEL to meet a powerful friend beneath the city!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what spells can change your clothes in the middle of the street without causing an international incident?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Culture shock and clashes, disfunctional families and family drama, ageism, interparty arguments, transformation sequences

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