Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

176: Reviews of American Girl Doll Locations Apr 13, 2022

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Fingers crossed you don't judge our live shows based on how heavy the doors are...

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Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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175: Reviews of Exterminators Apr 06, 2022

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Your Bootylicious hosts are back!! TGBTG!! PTL!!

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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174: Etsy Reviews Mar 30, 2022

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Listen to the Psychic Psyblings and their ramblings. And don't forget to see them live in Ohio!

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 34 Mar 28, 2022

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Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

173: Reviews of Rainforest Cafe Mar 23, 2022

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Or should we say, Reviews of Cracker Barrel Jungle Excursion?

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

172: Reviews of Coffee Shops in Amsterdam Mar 16, 2022

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In this chaotic episode, we discover that corpses do not be Gucci...

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

171: Reviews of Hard Rock Cafe Mar 09, 2022

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Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on Hennessy and sunscreen.

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

170: Reviews of Benihana Mar 02, 2022

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We also talk about Hooters' best selling items! *checks notes* Uh milk and baked beans...

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 33 Feb 28, 2022

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Aunts and ants alike will LOVE this episode.

For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

169: Reviews of Halls of Fame Feb 23, 2022

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We hope this episode makes you giggle galore until you can't breathe.

Check out the mascot photos on Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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