Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

193: Reviews of Cruises Aug 10, 2022

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At the core, the true Xandy is a cool cruiser EEK!

Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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192: Reviews of Claire's Aug 03, 2022

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Listen to find out where the Teletubbies got their work done.

Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

191: Reviews of Recipes Jul 27, 2022

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“…And if you gaze long into the food blog. The food blog gazes also into you.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

190: Reviews of Cemeteries Jul 20, 2022

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What kind of loon wants to steal from a pet cemetery? Well, it might be someone closer to you than you think.

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

189: Reviews of Chipotle Jul 13, 2022

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Corn ;)

Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

188: Reviews of Toddler Beds Jul 06, 2022

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Anyone know a way to tell if something is bird poop without tasting it? Asking for a friend...

Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 37 Jun 30, 2022

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This episode is highly unprofessional, distressing, confusing, and plain weird. Oh wait, that's all our episodes...

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Get ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

187: Reviews of Camera Stores Jun 29, 2022

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Please go the extra three inches and support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Get ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

186: Reviews of Trader Joe's Jun 22, 2022

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Only 1780s kids love Slipknot!!

Trader Joe's United: https://traderjoesunited.org/ | https://twitter.com/TraderJoesUnite

Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3n4zVkr

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

185: Reviews of Ships Jun 15, 2022

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Unfortunately for Xandy, this week we learn that there truly is an 'Eek!' for everything.

Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3Q9Ng86

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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