Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

184: Reviews of Reality TV Shows Jun 08, 2022

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User TitObsessedWankophile gives this episode 5 stars!!

Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3Q9Ng86

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

183: Reviews of Michelin Star Restaurants Jun 01, 2022

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How you going? I hope you get laser eye surgery. Sincerely, Gazza.

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 36 May 31, 2022

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We worship the almighty dollar, so buy tickets for our tour!

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your pins here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

182: Reviews of Cat Cafes May 25, 2022

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Welcome to Toby's Toe Beans! Grab a catpurrccino and enjoy our homemade DNA ornaments.

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

181: Reviews of Waffle Houses May 18, 2022

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We revisit one of our favorite places and learn about a few new places, including the International House of Bologna!

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

180: Reviews of Towing Companies May 11, 2022

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Come see us live in Hawaii!! Or is it Ohio? Is there even a difference?

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

179: Reviews of IKEA May 04, 2022

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If you're a freedom loving American, good luck with your carpenting!

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 35 Apr 30, 2022

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Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Get your pins here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

178: Reviews of Children's Books Apr 27, 2022

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We hope this episode doesn't haunt you the way we're haunted by the American Midwest between 1870 and 1894.

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

177: Reviews of As Seen On TV Products Apr 20, 2022

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We read reviews of some of the weirdest items you can see on your TV. And come up with new nicknames for Xandy along the way.

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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