Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

160: Reviews of Ornaments Dec 22, 2021

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You can tell we're handling the holidays well when we're wishing you a Happy New Year over a week early...

Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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159: Holiday Reviews Dec 15, 2021

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Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench.

Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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158: QVC Holiday Special Dec 08, 2021

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Want to join the sisterhood of the traveling poopy pants? Listen to the episode to find out how!

Check out our Instagram for holiday pine cone ideas: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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157: Reviews of Christmas Tree Farms Dec 01, 2021

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Ding dong!

Check out our Instagram to see how our Christmas Tree shopping went: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Between You And Us: Episode 30 Nov 30, 2021

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For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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156: Subway or Subway? Nov 24, 2021

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Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for!

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by Christune.

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155: Reviews of Subway Sandwiches Nov 17, 2021

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This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before...

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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154: Reviews of Subway Stations Nov 10, 2021

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Go see pics of Xandy at The Transit Museum: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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153: Rate My Professors Nov 03, 2021

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Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie!

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

152: Reviews of Halloween Attractions Oct 27, 2021

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If you look up in the night sky, you just may see the siblings Schiefer flying by.

Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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