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Ilana Glazer Oct 03, 2019

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Brent, Eliot and H. Alan break down why Corey Johnson, an openly gay Speaker of the New York City Council, has proposed a reversal on the ban of conversion therapy. Then, Broad City star (and Eliot's younger sister) Ilana Glazer joins the guys to talk about the art negging, what makes Trump a "faygeleh," and Brent's ongoing battle with chronic diarrhea. Also, just HOW hot is Eliot and Ilana's dad? And finally, when it comes to childhood cartoons, which ones had the most gay appeal, and what the FUCK was Zoobilee Zoo???

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Lane Moore Sep 26, 2019

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Jennifer Natalya Pritzker is an American investor, philanthropist, veteran, and billionaire. She's also a registered Republican and Trump voter. But it's as a transgender woman where Jennifer is -- gasp! -- SHOCKED by Trump's treatment of the queer community, SPECIFICALLY trans folks, who he has repeatedly tried to have banned from the military. The guys explore the moral switcheroo by Republicans whose own personal relationship to queerdom suddenly injects them with a dose of empathy. Then, Lane Moore, comedian and author of How To Be Alone, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talc about the joys of solitude, the quiet desperation of Tinder, and whether or not Lane dries her tears with her dog's ears (as Brent did). And finally, the guys explore the trope of Instagays wearing cheap wigs and bikinis poolside in Fire Island or Palm Springs, and whether it's a genuinely a safe space for self-expression among friends...or just a different way to post a thirst trap. You know the old saying: if Max Emerson wears a wig in the woods, but he doesn't get any service, DID IT EVEN HAPPEN?

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Greta Titelman Sep 19, 2019

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So do the guys FINALLY like Taylor Swift, now that she's actually pushing the Equality Act on the White House? And can you believe Brent doesn't know who Lizzo is? Then, Greta Titelman of Los Espookys and the podcast The Worst joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to verify if gays in DC are as bad as the straight ones. And the guys talk about their tattoos, piercings and body mod, but only ONE of the hosts got a tasteful hoop pierced to his taint...or is it his "choad?" Grundle? Undercarriage? Let us know!

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Kalen Allen Sep 12, 2019

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Once again, Kevin Hart has managed to piss off the LGBTQ community by asking Lil Nas X why it was so important that he tell the world he was gay. ...Sigh. Then, Ellen Show correspondent Kalen Allen talks to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about therapy, picky eating, and that one time he created, produced and starred in an epic, one-man, full drag tribute to Beyoncé THAT SHE REPOSTED ON FACEBOOK!!! Finally, noted hypochondriac Brent regales the guys with his recent (and very first ever) trip to a SEX CLUB. Eliot's favorite part? All of it. H. Alan's favorite part? Brent took the bus there.

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Jade Catta-Preta Sep 05, 2019

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After the head of a chapter of the Log Cabin Republican throws in the towel thanks to Trump, we ask: what could POSSIBLY be left to keep gay Republicans in line? Then, comedian Jade Catta-Preta joins the guys to talk about puppy love, pansexual dating gripes, and becoming BFF's with Countess Luann, which includes the time she saw Ramona at a Lupe Fiasco concert. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan consider whether being gay influences their fashion choices, which brings up the ultimate litmus test: do you or have you ever worn boxer shorts?

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Guy Branum Aug 29, 2019

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With police using entrapment on gay dudes having sex in a public park in Washington DC, at what point does a "raid" start to feel like something more insidious? Then, Guy Branum -- comedian, writer and all-around shining beacon of light, hope and wisdom -- joins the guys to talk about the issues: hypocrisy in politics, Karamo Brown normalizing Sean Spicer, and what is and isn't defined as GOOD wedding cake. And finally, when it comes to self care, find out what Brent, Eliot and H. Alan do to find inner peace. But don't be surprised when The Golden Girls comes up more than once.

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Andrew Ti Aug 22, 2019

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Tinder will now warn you before entering a country where being queer could land you in jail (or worse), which is both *wildly* innovative and *deeply* depressing! Long-running YO IS THIS RACIST podcast host Andrew Ti joins the guys to talk about cancel culture, armchair activism, and why we can't stop policing ourselves to death. And when it comes to Instagram, just how much have Brent, Eliot and H. Alan used it for hookups and dating or, as Brent insists, Eliot trying to get someone to "eat his fanny"? Plus, what does Brent REALLY mean when he says, "Put it in your disgusting face and eat it"?

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Paula Pell Aug 15, 2019

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Jafar. Ursula. Scar. What do they all have in common? They're GAY...or are they? Then, Wine Country star and longtime SNL writer Paula "Nana Homo" Pell shares stories of dating in your fifties, strolling down Penis Avenue, and going into "Code Lez" around rescue dogs. And finally, hear Mabel Braun's formal pitch to Eliot to be the spokesman for Dizkreet Wipez, a brand of "urban baby wipes." ...It'll make sense when you hear it.

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Billie Lee Aug 08, 2019

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Republican lawmakers are pushing Amazon to reissue books on gay conversion therapy. As H. Alan's license plate reads: UGH WHY??? Then, outspoken trans activist and Vanderpump Rules' Billie Lee gives Brent, Eliot and H. Alan a "reality" check (see what we did there?). And to Queer Eye's Antoni Poworski, it's official: you're making it worse.

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Dewayne Perkins Aug 01, 2019

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Is there a chance in hell that Brent's favorite homophobe, Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, warmed up to the gays before his death? Then, comic Dewayne Perkins chats with Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about being the smartest kid at school, the only gay cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out, and one of the writers behind Michelle Wolf's infamous 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner speech. And Eliot asks Brent and Alan if being the only guy in a group of friends to NOT attend an underwear party makes him the voice of reason or a total prude. Also, Brent shares the results after recently re-taking the SAT's...by choice!

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