We Got The Chocolates

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183. Beach Spooning Feat. Jana May 17, 2023

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Jana joins us again to go through her 'icks'. We also navigate the world of red flags, green flags, and what it means for an event to be a 'tit-out'. We cringe, we feel uncomfortable and we use pet names but the good news is, this episode will get you thinking about your own quirks. We unravel an update on the anonymous farter, a recurring mystery that has captured our attention and there is even a new Friend of the Show!

00:00 - Welcome Scouts

01:03 - Upselling

04:59 - Joke of the Week

08:00 - Our New Shirts

10:30 - Red Flag/ Green Flag

21:24 - Genuine Icks

24:10 - Friend of the Show

32:17 - Anonymous Farter

37:52 - Fictionary

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182. Medical Seggs Ban May 10, 2023

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There are still so many unanswered questions about the Prince Albert piercing trip to Melbourne. Therefore, it was only fitting to have a Q&A session from the Choccies in this episode. One of the most asked questions to skin was, "What does you fiance Eloise think of it?" For this question, we had to actually get Eloise on to answer. Here is how things went:

1:08 - Magic Round Story

7:00 - Joke of the Week

10:00 - Best Reviews

12:50 - Prince Albert Q&A

20:29 - Eloise Reacts

28:44 - Lyric Substitut-Skin

37:13 - Google Feud

45:00 - You’re in for a tweet

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181. From Pain to Pleasure... Maybe? May 03, 2023

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This is probably the episode you have been waiting for ever since that iconic odds game moment! Skin spills all the juicy details about his wild piercing trip. From the piercer's studio to the healing process, he leaves no stone unturned. Meanwhile, Gode showcases his creativity by picking the punniest football team imaginable. And Leigh gets a taste of his own medicine when he crumbles under the pressure of Taboo. Here is how it went:

01:30 - Joke of the Week

4:45 - The Trip

15:25 - In the Room Where it Happened

19:54 - Gode's Player Nicknames

27:30 - Marathon Dangers

33:00 - Taboo

39:50 - You're in for a Tweet

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180. Meet The Piercer! Feat. Jana Apr 26, 2023

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Jana week on the podcast which means a couple of things: a) we cop plenty of heat for most responses and life decisions and b) there are far less puns but far more hateful reactions to Leigh's puns. We also get to speak to the lady who will have the huge (that's probably wishful) responsibility of giving Skin his Prince Albert. She almost alleviates all the worries in the world... almost. Here is how it went!

7:25 - Joke of the Week

9:30 - Case of the Farts

11:35 - Prince Albert Piercer

23:35 - Best Pets

34:13 - Blame The Algorithm

40:21 - Human Shazam

47:40 - You’re in for a Tweet

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179. Family Planning - Use Rear Entrance Apr 19, 2023

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Mickus is on holiday again this week, but we were sure to get him on the phone for his favourite seg, 'Must or Dust'. Skin runs us through some great life advice, Leigh is still talking about that premiership win, and Gode's game '2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh' has had a nice little revamp, but can he defend his throne after last week's dominant quiz performance?

1:08 - Hat-tricks

4:24 - Joke of the Week

8:42 - SuperCoach Update

10:15 - Worst Crowd Calls

19:20 - Must or Dust

31:19 - Best Life Advice

35:30 - 2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh

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178. Naan Disclosure with Matt Denny Apr 13, 2023

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Matt Denny stole our hearts last year at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham when he won Gold in the Men's Discus. We have been wanting to get him on the podcast for ages to discus this (pun intended). He talks training, drug tests and celebrations. We also have a cautionary tale from a listener before Skin locks in his nether-regions piercing. Here is how it went:

1:00 - Matt Denny Jingle

2:58 - Weird Sleeping

6:11 - Joke of the Week

9:23 - Throwing Heavy Plates

23:10 - Prince Albert Cautionary Tale

30:55 - You're a Quizzard Gode

38:50 - You're in for a Tweet

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177. Leigh Got The Chocolates Apr 05, 2023

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There is an age old question that we don't feel like has ever been answered properly, and that question is ... can you successfully podcast on Mad Monday? Well we will let you be the judge of that when you hear Leighthal's attempt throughout this episode. Make sure you listen the whole way through because we are reasonably sure you might want to leave a review after the way Gode finishes the episode. Here is how things went:

1:00 - Joke of the Week

2:52 - Leigh's Huge Win

8:45 - Premiership Grey Areas

19:32 - Namestorming Plants

31:00 - F1 Wrap Up

33:00 - Guess That Movie

40:49 - You're in for a Tweet

44:45 - Ratings and Reviews

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176. He Ate A Urinal Cake! Mar 29, 2023

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Skin has definitely got himself in some strife by meddling with the 'Odds' game, so we wanted to see if there were other people out there who have fallen into the same trap. There a few more nicknames for your workmates and also some of the most memorable moments from sporting press conferences. You will struggle to not use the expression "Hung like a hamster" from this point on. It was also Skin's birthday on the day of recording and he received some very suggestive gifts! Here is how things went:

1:30 - Hitting the Gym

5:13 - Joke of the Week

8:30 - Odds Game Losses

15:30 - You Win Some You Lose Some

20:20 - Funny Press Conferences

32:10 - Nicknames for Workmates

36:20 - Google Feud

43:30 - You're in for a Tweet

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175. Albert Update... "You Might Hear A Crack" Mar 22, 2023

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This week is all about getting some idea of how badly Skin's Odds Game loss from a couple of weeks ago is really going to hurt. Oh and we do mean, physically hurt. The good news is, Ethan is on the phone and he has had his Prince Albert for fifteen years and he is a wonderful fountain of knowledge for Skin (not to be confused with foreskin). Here is how things went:

1:22 - Gode Hates Waiting

7:00 - Joke of the Week

10:00 - Fake or Real Headline

17:06 - Drawing a Line on Celebrations

28:19 - What's Having a Prince Albert Like?

39:00 - The Slogo Game

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174. Big Mobs Püssy Down There Mar 15, 2023

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What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went:

1:05 - I wish I never...

4:10 - Joke of the Week

6:24 - Jake Paul's Wet Dream

10:00 - Excuses

16:00 - Mickus Friks Up

18:00 - Flat Track Bullies

21:00 - Taboo

29:35 - Get Fact

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