We Got The Chocolates

Latest Episodes:

164. The Big Sex Ban Jan 04, 2023

Show notes

Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went:

1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour

5:30 - Jokes with Folk

8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change

15:07 - Football Nudity

20:00 - Man of the Match

24:30 - Namestorm

35:00 - What's your favourite sauce?

We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

163. "I Wish You Wouldn't Use The Word Anal" Dec 28, 2022

Show notes

We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. We can get organised and do a countdown from you next year! It was a late idea I'll be honest.

1:10 - Orientation/ Scene Setting/ Explanation

4:32 - The Countdown Begins!

28:35 - Notable Mentions

31:24 - Where to find us

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Lost Files: 5] Rehashed: Marnus Labuschagne Dec 26, 2022

Show notes

Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the world!

If you like cricket, Marnus gives you plenty of content in the middle of this episode, and if you don't like cricket... there is a great reflection on where the "Namestorm" segment came from and some quality Must or Dusts!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

162. Christmas Carols or Susans? Dec 21, 2022

Show notes

We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went:

1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories

11:00 - Rogue Joke

13:00 - Must or Dust

23:15 - Human Shazam

31:55 - Christmas Bon Bon Jokes

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

161. Don't say this at a Wedding! Dec 14, 2022

Show notes

We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went:

2:17 - Self Serve Things

5:30 - A Joke for you

8:21 - Thomas' Email

10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches

17:00 - David Warner

22:50 - Social Media Comments

25:10 - Dumbest Questions

30:11 - Your responses

33:20 - Beer sizes

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

160. Marcia Hines-Sight Dec 07, 2022

Show notes

We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went:

2:00 - We saw Burlesque

5:00 - Joke of the Week

7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes

11:25 - Scratching Our Heads

14:04 - Reversing In

19:21 - Review

22:15 - Most Instagram Followers

25:27 - Baz Ball

29:51 - Luckiest Ever Batter

31:00 - Human Shazam

36:35 - Get Fact

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

159. Grow Up! With Jana Nov 30, 2022

Show notes

Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went:

1:32 - Parenting 101

3:25 - The Joke

6:05 - Most Irritating Things

18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks

27:45 - Massive Losing Bet

28:55 - Google Feud

37:40 - Get Fact

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

158. Going To School Nude Nov 23, 2022

Show notes

Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went...

1:12 Who is Who

2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning

6:10 Here’s Some Jokes

9:10 Gode Likes Cricket

16:00 Pat Comments

19:04 Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe

23:36 23 Contact Lenses in Eye

27:30 You’re a Quizzard

39:40 You’re In for a Tweet

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

157. Average Length in PP Nov 16, 2022

Show notes

We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went:

1:20 - Leigh’s got a story

5:30 - Joke of the day

9:20 - Best time to have a beer

19:40 - Our favourite listeners

21:55 - Overturned sporting decisions

28:25 - Most embarrassing moments

34:25 - You’re in for a Tweet

We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

156. Jamaica... Nah She Went Herself Nov 09, 2022

Show notes

Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mentioned it. This episode contains the Joke of the Day that has made us laugh the most. Here is how it went:

2:28 - Spa Etiquette

4:30 - Joke of the Day

7:55 - Namestorm

15:15 - League vs Union

21:35 - Country Puns Ambush

29:40 - Get Fact

36:30 - Friend of the Show

40:00 - You’re in for a Tweet

We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.