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200. Smell What The Quokk is Cooking Sep 13, 2023

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Okay Australia Zoo we have seriously saved you here. This episode contains a shortlist of the only names suitable for a Quokka. They are supreme. Gode saw some flying lawnmowers at the Beaudesert show last weekend, Skin and Leigh tried their hand at Mceeing an event with around 700 people in attendance and faced a few serious troubles and Mickus gives you a little too much information about how life works when you have two broken arms. There is also a cracking game to finish but it has no name, can you please help? Here is how things went:

00:45 - The Beaudesert Show

05:47 - Joke of the Week

07:59 - Namestorm

13:42 - Hardest Thing Ever

23:20 - Headline Hoaxes

31:00 - Movie Age Game

36:20 - You're in for an X

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199. "Lovely Spot" Feat Jana Sep 06, 2023

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Do you think you can refer to an entire city as a "lovely spot"? We are really thinking you can't after Skin's story this week. Jana is back on to confirm the age of her baby. We had one of the worst flying experiences imaginable despite the fact that said company are obviously 'great people'. Bios on Instagram and TikTok etc can be something we spend a lot of time thinking about, so in this episode we basically try to rule out lots of options! Here is how things went:

0:30 - How old is the baby?

1:45 - Lovely Spot

5:20 - Flying

12:23 - Joke of the Week

16:00 - Snap or Snub

26:53 - Would You Rather Bio

37:40 - The Slogo Game

43:00 - You’re in for an X

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198. Tuna Half Men Aug 30, 2023

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Skin has a first job story that borders on maybe being against the law... we think. Make up your own mind because he recounts it in great detail! We speak to Kate McCarthy about the pressure of selecting the list of best players at the end of the game, and go over her theory as to why the Adelaide Crows weren't as angry as they should have been. We even have time to learn what the phrase 'clam jam' means! Here is how things went:

00:50 - Skin & Mickus On The Rocks

04:45 - Joke of the Week

08:00 - First Jobs

19:01 - Kate McCarthy

35:34 - Namestorm

39:52 - Fictionary

45:00 - You're in for an X

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[Lost Files: 9] Good Chat: Wrestlemania Feat. Keegan Hipgrave Aug 29, 2023

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Keegan Hipgrave flew all the way from Sydney to Brisbane just to be on our podcast! That's not true at all but he did happen to be up here so he was kind enough to jump on for a chat. We felt like we could have spoken to him for hours to be honest. We cover the funniest moments from his career (including trying to put the moves on Payne Haas), why he had to medically retire from the game he loves and what he is doing now.

He is an inspiring human trying to make a difference in an area that he feels incredibly passionate about. You can find out more about Keegan's new project here.

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197. Prince Albert Heirlooms Aug 23, 2023

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It is no secret that we are often late, however Skin paid a signifcant price for trying to make us on time this week! We've been seeing lots of 'blind rankings' when it comes to sport, but have you ever heard a person blind rank a variety of miscellaneous food and beverages? Well you will in this episode. We butchered a few more songs and have a cracking new game. What a week on the tools. Here is how things went:

1:39 - Your Speeding Is Fine

5:10 - Joke of the Day

9:05 - Blind Rankings

17:30 - Friend of the Show

27:45 - Lyric Substituskin

34:15 - Guess the Sound

42:00 - You're in for a Tweet (Still)

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196. Red Hot Willy Peckers Aug 16, 2023

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Naming tools must be a really hard job. That is something absolute we discovered in this episode. Leigh and Skin have a serious issue with lateness (or potentially just not arriving at all). We find out where butterflies come from and discover that training is actually key to being somewhat useful at sport! Plenty happening that is for sure and here is how it went:

00:55 - Trouble From Our Weekend

07:30 - Joke of the Week

12:00 - Social Sins & Wins

17:22 - Namestorm for a Wena

25:05 - Being Late

36:00 - Google Feud

40:20 - Wrap It Up

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195. Rubber Tubes... No Thanks I'm Busy Aug 09, 2023

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Annoying your partner, significant other or girl you are getting to know is a difficult skill to master, but we have a list of examples that are near perfect! We discuss whether going do the toilet during a phone call can be acceptable in any situation, and whether it is time for emojis to make their way into emails. We find a new friend of the show who claims he is a genius at movie trivia... and we genuinely think he is telling the truth. Here is how it went:

1:30 - Retiring from SuperCoach

4:00 - The Choc Line

7:18 - Joke of the Week

10:50 - Bits that Annoy Your Partner

20:10 - Must or Dust

29:00 - Strange but Real Names

34:40 - Our New FOTS

39:00 - You’re A Quizzard

44:55 - X Gon' Give It To Ya

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194. Hip Hip Hugh Rae Feat. Jana Aug 02, 2023

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Jana is back and she is ready to decide whether our significant others have genuine reason for anger in regards to our annoying habits. Leigh has been embarrassing himself left, right and centre again which is hardly surprising. We actually think we have the best instalment of Nicknames for your mate yet! Finally, Jana makes her Taboo debut, and she has never experienced such extreme pressure. Here is how it went:

1:10 - Classic Mix Up

4:07 - Joke of the Week

6:25 - Weird Reviews

10:07 - Best Nicknames for Mates

17:30 - Hardly See How That's My Fault

32:58 - Blame the Algorithm

38:30 - Taboo

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193. Marilyn Monroe-w Row Row Your Boat Jul 26, 2023

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We are naming a boat this week and by the way we also have two requests to name real children! That surely says something about legitimacy of the Namestorm segment. Skin has an issue with exclamation points in titles, Mickus is the worst designated driver we have ever seen and Gode isn't remotely phased by the price of eggs skyrocketing. We also have a look at which stars have started their career on a talent show. Here is some segments for you to work with:

01:20 - Our Weekend

08:15 - Joke of the Week

10:04 - Namestorm

15:57 - Mistranslation

21:25 - The Price of Eggs

26:23 - Social Sins & Wins

34:50 - Human Shazam

42:00 - Get Fact

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192. Teaching Isn't For Everyone! Jul 19, 2023

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Have you ever found yourself considering... if two famous people came across each other at an event, who would ask who for a photo? Well don't worry because we have thought about it for you. Leighthal talks us through a stitch up he experienced in his teaching days. We also have plenty of things you might find yourself relating to when we chat about random times in life we experience anxiety! Here is how it went:

0:33 - Hamood

3:30 - Joke of the Day

6:10 - Unnecessary Anxiety

12:30 - Did Toby Choose a Fridge Name

16:54 - Friend of the Show

22:00 - Snap or Snub

29:11 - Movie Quotes

35:25 - Wrapping It Up

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