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210. Give Me A Baby... Name Nov 22, 2023

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Eloise and Rochelle join us to shed some light on what happened with this whole, "Being tricked into running a half marathon situation". It wasn't the most uplifted we have ever felt on the podcast. Which is quite concerning considering we record with Gode every week! We have a request to name a genuine human child... and we come through with the goods obviously. A Choccie sends in a hypothetical that is tailored specifically for Mickus. However, we really did not expect him to take it the direction he did! Here is how it went:

08:22 Joke of The Week

10:31 Eloise and Rochelle

25:01 Namestorm

34:21 Hypothetical for Mickus

40:37 Google Feud

48:39 You're in for an X

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209. Nobody Likes You With a Pierced Willy Nov 15, 2023

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Is there any truth to the rumour that Leigh and Skin are incredibly talented and gifted painters? Is the new office space in ridiculously safe hands? Changing topic completely but still on the question train... does everyone shower in the morning? It is another week of delving deep to discover the answers to these types of questions. It isn't all just answering rhetorical questions on this week's podcast though, don't worry about that. We also have time to reflect on Glenn Maxwell' full body cramp and warm up the vocal pipes! Here is how it went:

6:24 Joke of The Week

8:28 Must or Dust

16:45 Full Body Cramps

26:04 Lyric Substituskin

39:28 Taboo

45:28 You're in for an X

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208. Cockapoodle Sue Nov 08, 2023

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When we finished this episode we looked at each other in the eye and Mickus said, "I'm going because it's really late". However, we all know if he had of stayed for any longer he would have said, "That episode was a genuine banger". Nice feedback to receive but we would rather hear it from you to be honest. It had some cracking nicknames that will really get the noggin working, some horrific dating stories, changing a letter to significantly impact the plots of movies, and we debut a new game to find out who hums the most! Here is how things went:

02:40 Weird First Encounters

07:00 Joke of the Week

10:25 Nicknames

16:42 Worst Dating Stories

23:50 Letter Change the Plot

34:10 Humdog Millionaire

40:45 You're in for an X

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207. Amster-Damn That Is No Good Nov 01, 2023

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Skin has left Leighthal in charge of organising his Bucks Party/ Stag Do. He does't feel particularly confident leaving him responsible for anything that requires prior planning so Leighthal asked you for ideas... and we aren't sure if the Do's were very helpful but the Don'ts definitely were! We have more unhinged reviews and Skin is in a pretty ropey mood as it turns out. A Friend of the Show then challenges Gode to a game of Human Shazam which makes wonderful listening! Here is how it went:

00:48 Mickus Gets a Calendar

04:50 Joke of the Week

07:05 Unhinged Reviews

14:41 Bucks Party Do's & Dont's

25:42 Friend of the Show

32:45 You're a Quizzard/ Human Shazam

41:13 You're in for an X

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206. Small Thighs & Chronic Back Pain Oct 25, 2023

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Can you drive a car without a dash board? It is a question that Skin never thought he would have to cover with his Physics/ Chemistry degree but in this episode we unpack the pros and cons. We play Fictionary which leads to us learning the definition of CBPCBD and it will leave you inspired to weave it into conversation regularly. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit was the victim of a wonderful prank and Skin appears to have a very memorable face. Here is how it went:

2:20 Photographic Memory

5:20 Joke of the Week

7:40 Pranks

13:35 Your Car Quirks

29:38 Things you can say…

33:10 Fictionary

39:50 You’re in for an X

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205. You Got What Pierced? Feat. Dyl Buckley Oct 18, 2023

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Former AFL player and current podcasting guru, Dylan Buckley joins us as a cohost this week. Well actually we essentially just rocked up and used his studio whilst we were in Melbourne last weekend. So he kind of hosted us, but then we hosted him on the podcast. We got to speak to him about everything from Skin's anger when drinking to his mission with his podcast network. He also had some great contributions to a couple of our favourite segments. Must or Dust and "Bits you do to annoy your partner" in particular!

You can have a stalk of Dyl's social channels here.

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204. A Morning Woodn't Oct 11, 2023

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Have you ever tried to name an Air Fryer? Fryer to this episode we actually hadn't either. However, we now think it as an absolute necessity to name yours! Reece Walsh has helped us bring back "Ya Mum" jokes and you probably forgot just how much they can cut to the core of you. We have a ludicrous hypothetical debate where the only thing we can all agree on is that Mickus is an idiot. Also don't miss the debut of another new jingle for a game we have played before. Here is how it went:

00:30 Went Well on the Weekend

5:00 Joke of the Week

8:00 Namestorm

15:45 Yo Mama

23:50 10,000 Rats

30:33 Not So Secret Sound

38:23 You’re in for an X

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203. The Girl I'm Getting To Know Oct 04, 2023

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We have heard Leigh refer to this 'girl he is getting to know' quite a bit. So Skin put him to the test this week to work out just how well he does know her in a game of Perfect Couples! We forgot something fairly integral last week, but it turns out the Choccies have actually forgotten even worse things. We debut a new game and Mickus goes totally rogue with the jingle and we take a look at some of the most unhinged reviews ever left. Here is how things went:

01:30 Skin’s Quest to Watch the Footy

06:48 Joke of the Week

9:50 The Girl Leigh is Getting to Know

18:40 Unhinged Reviews

27:30 Most Important Thing You’ve Forgotten

37:30 Categories

43:16 You're in for an X

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202. Planet of the Vapes Sep 27, 2023

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Skin unveils an eyebrow-raising theory that explores the uncanny correlation between guys with small thighs and large... Johnsons! 🦵💪

🎬 We're also introducing a brand-new segment where we prove that changing just one letter in a movie title can completely flip the plot!

🎤 Plus, 'Lyric Substiut-Skin' is back with a twist! 🔄 This time, there's no room for individual choices when it comes to songs.

💬 And if that's not enough, prepare to dive deep into the wacky world of Google searches as we uncover some of the weirdest questions people ask the search engine giant. 🤖🧐

Grab your headphones, and hit that play button. Here is how it went:

1:00 Justin Bieber’s Quok

4:10 Joke of the week

7:20 Social Sins and Wins

12:55 Letter Change the Plot

18:00 Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:00 Google Feud

33:50 Get Fact

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201. Don't Go Bacon My Heart Sep 20, 2023

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We have more nicknames ready for you to potentially unleash on your mates. Although, to be honest a lot of them seem to only work for people named quite specific things! We find out why Wade Seccombe was calling Leighthal last episode and whether Skin might potentially be on his radar after his performance on the weekend. Friend of the Show number 28 is awarded and his ability to spice up a phone conversation is second to none. Mickus and Gode also put in one of the all time great Taboo performances... and by great we mean frighteningly shocking. Here is how things went:

7:50 Joke of the Week

10:20 Give You a Listening To

12:00 Must or Dust

21:30 FOTS

32:50 Nicknames

37:55 Taboo

44:25 You’re In for a Tweet

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