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S3 Ep36: When You Accidentally Moon Your Crush During Four Square Sep 05, 2023

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hi besties!! because so many of y'all are going back to school (and we haven't been back in school in a billion years) we asked you to send in your funniest back to school stories and y'all DELIVEREDDDDD. in this episode we talked about how powerful it felt to be the one in class who wrote on the whiteboard, gaslighting people into why you are NOT the type of person to fart out loud??, and why Beyoncé is truly the most beautiful talented special woman to ever grace the Earth pERIOD.
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S3 Ep35: When Your Roommate Borrows Your Chonies Because She Doesn't Want to do Laundry Aug 29, 2023

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omg hi friends! for this week our super cutie idiot friends chose the topic and they decided on college horror stories! in this episode we talked about when your professor is in love with your dad, that time Deison woke up to a 40 year old referee in her college house, and how Drew lied about wearing her moped helmet LMAO
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S3 Ep34: Ripping Hot and Stinky Farts While Standing Barricade??? Aug 22, 2023

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hi friends!! this week we concluded our funny concert stories series and this one was like....a LOT idk?? in this episode we talked about the excitement in seeing boygenius for the first time, shaving your body for your One Direction concert, and our current vague opinions about a show we told y'all to watch last year and how obsessed we currently are!!
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BONUS EPPY TEASER: Our Mom Explains How the Rugrats Movie is Loosely Based on the first time Deison met Drew Aug 17, 2023

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hi bean freaks! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a super cutie episode we did with our beautiful amazing Mom! in this episode we talked about how deison was the most perfect baby that’s ever existed, how drew was the angriest baby in the world, and how she was able to raise us individually and into being each other’s best friends in the world!
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S3 Ep33: When Your Bubble Guts Ruin Your 1D Concert??? Aug 15, 2023

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hi besties! as of right now our membership on patreon is LIVE for all of you bean freaks!! we'll be uploading bts content, bonus videos, special episodes with more members of the Afualo cinematic universe, and so much more!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!
because we just lived through one of the historic Eras concerts and it's literally all we can think of, we decided to ask y'all to share your funny concert stories and some of these were...a LOT lmao in this episode we talked about getting peed on at a Florence and the Machines show, almost ending a friendship over who got to give a rose to their Jonas Brother bias, and how Drew got her fake/Deison's expired ID taken away at a Tyler the Creator concert LOL
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S3 Ep32: The Grinch has a Dumpy and We as a Society Need to Talk About it More!!! Aug 08, 2023

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hi besties!! this week we concluded our series on random childhood crushes and I can't believe we felt just as gagged as last week? in this episode we talked about how Tess from "Camp Rock" was THEE mean girl, our favorite Taylor Swift & Beyonce albums, and how one of you believes "Every girl has dated a guy that resembles Otis from "Back at the Barnyard"??? EVERY girl???? idk about that one
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S3 Ep31: Crushing on Bob the Tomato & Rango?? GIRL WHYYYY Aug 01, 2023

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besties i wanted to let you know that the audio Gods were truly against us in this episode that we ended up filming three times?? LOL so the audio is a little funky in this but nevertheless overall HILARIOUS AND COMEDIC if i do say so myself 🫡
hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and cackle over y'all's random childhood crushes and I'm not gonna lie, we were left speechless more than once this episode....in this episode we talked about Passport to Paris AGAIN, how Mia's crush in "Princess Diaries" was PEAK white boy of the 2000's, and how similar "Motocrossed" and "Mulan" are?!
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S3 Ep30: How Brittany Broski & Ghost from Call of Duty Fell in Love??? Jul 25, 2023

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Omg besties! This week we had one of our best friends Brittany Broski on the pod and I think we were supposed to talk about y’all’s random childhood crushes but instead we talked about our crushes (and by that we mean Deison and Brittany’s lmao) and ended up just having the zoomies for over an hour :P in this episode we talked about Brittany’s current white boy of the month, how Drew would come home from school looking like she got hit by a car, and how Deison is currently coping without a crush. IT WAS A LOT I KNOW.
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S3 Ep29: Shrek is Built like the Dream NFL Lineman & Giggling at Beige Flags Jul 18, 2023

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hi besties!! this week we concluded our beige flag series and I will not lie, the zoomies really overtook us in this one LMAO in this episode we talked about when your boyfriend can only watch TikToks with their volume turned all the way up, referring to your forehead as "fronthead," and why we believe that Shrek is hot both in ogre form AND human form IDCCCCCCC
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S3 Ep28: My Boyfriend Refuses to go to Bed Unless He Eats a Bowl of Cereal Jul 11, 2023

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hi besties! this week we continued our beige flag series and there were quite a few discrepencies on what is a beige flag vs. a red flag LOL in this episode we talked about writing fanfiction in a secret code, when your husband pretends he can't fit in the doorway after the gym, and even more about our love for the absolute treasure that is "The Great British Baking Show." (Noel PLEASE come on our podcast we adore you)
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