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S3 Ep45: Pooping Your Pants at Your School's Undie Run??? Nov 07, 2023

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omg hi bestiessss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your funniest college stories/stories that happened to you after high school and y'all delivered PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about bad breath vs. stinky breath, getting trampled on your college football field, and the time Drew almost kissed a frog??
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S3 Ep44: Showing Off Your Udders at Your Halloween Work Party Oct 31, 2023

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omg hiiii bean freakssss! happy spooky season (or happy Tuesday) to you all! we concluded our funny Halloween stories series this week and we ended on quite the high note. in this episode we talked about that awful moment when no one knows your costume, argued over which is thee SUPERIOR halloween candy, and shared one of our favorite stories about Donnie Dumps!
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S3 Ep43: When the Halloween Bit Goes a Little Too Far Oct 24, 2023

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hi besties!! it's spooky season so we thought, what better way to celebrate than by having y'all send in your funny Halloween stories?! in this episode we talk about committing so hard to your costume that you almost pass out from heat exhaustion, that one time Deison took Drew to a Halloween Horror Nights for her bday and almost ruined the entire day, and some of our best Halloween costume moments! it was scary good fun FOR SURE
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S3 Ep42: How Beyonce and the Renaissance Tour Changed Our Lives Oct 17, 2023

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hi besties!! so this week we decided to finish off our Q&A series because we ended up getting more questions after last week's episode! in this episode we talked about what we'd be doing professionally if we hadn't started our podcast, our personal interior decorating styles, and what we see happening in each other's futures (will Deison fall in love? what will be Drew's next success?!!) we had a lot of fun i guess idk lmao ok luv u bye!!!
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BONUS EPPY TEASER: Why did we watch the movie “Sleepover” so much as kids??? Oct 16, 2023

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omg hiiiiiiiiiii!! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a bonus eppy FULLLLL of an unreasonable amount of zoomies?????? k.
hi idiot friendssss!! In this episode Drew shares a NEW DRINK ALERTTTTT, we share our current faves on the newest season of our absolute beloved “Great British Bakeoff”, and some tea on an upcoming Comment Section episode???? yeahhhh you could say things got a lil wild 👀
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S3 Ep41: Fighting Every Bed Bug that Exists in Paris Oct 10, 2023

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hi friends!! this week we continued to answer all of your super cool fun questions for your favorite two idiot girls and it was QUITE a ride??? in this episode we shared our Parisian excusions, what Glee covers are truly THAT girl, and how our moon signs seem to destroy us/reveal our deepest thoughts at the most inconvenient time???
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S3 Ep40: What the Heck is the Roman Empire??? Oct 03, 2023

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omg hiii! this week we did a cutie lil q&A from y'all to us because the year is almost over and we thought it was time! in this episode we talk about our dream smoke seshes (why is there so many men in Deison's??? i'm scared?), Drew's current favorite TikTok video, and what our personal Roman Empires are!
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S3 Ep39: Specialty Churros or Chorros??? Sep 26, 2023

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hi friends!! omg ok so this week we continued to read y'all's unhinged Disneyland stories and I feel like we continue to learn more and more about y'all...idk if that's good or bad yet but i'll keep you updated i guess?? in this episode we giggle over our favorite football teams??? (this is a lie), the time Drew was killing it on the dance floor and mowed over an old lady & baby, and whatever tf Mickey's Backyard BBQ is?
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S3 Ep38: Trying to Find the Perfect Pooping Bathroom in The House of Mouse Sep 19, 2023

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hi friendssss!! because we are both Disney adults and have been requested to do this topic a billion times, we decided to do an episode dedicated to y'all's funniest Disneyland Stories & hot takes! in this episode we shared which bathrooms to NOT use, that time Donnie Dumps was waterboarded on Splash Mountain, and pissing your pants in line for Space Mountain?? idk either man...
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S3 Ep37: Packing Your Poop In Your Purse To Go?? WAT??? Sep 12, 2023

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hi friendssss!! this week we continued our series on funny back to school stories and why did so many of you have fart & poop stories?? why was that such a common theme amongst our audience??? WHY DO WE ATTRACT SO MANY OF Y'ALL HERE???? i'm scared... in this episode we talked about the power of gaslighting people into not believing that you farted, that time Deison let a random girl borrow her PE clothes, and more stories about all of the times Drew traumatized Deison by choking on candies??? k
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