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S4 Ep3: In: Being a Sick Lil Freak Out: Being a Sicko Jan 16, 2024

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hi freaks! due to popular demand we had y'all send in your current Ins and Outs for 2024! the zoomies for this one are pretty extensive lol in this episode we talked about why sicko men deserve to be in the Upside Down, Drew's current love for extension cords, and why being single is OUT for 2024 :)
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S4 Ep2: Stinky Butt for One Week or No New Nails Forever??? Jan 09, 2024

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hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we continued answering y'alls questions for us! in this episode we talked about Drew's NEW current video game obsession, our thoughts on new years resolutions, and stinky ass????? why does that keep coming up??? so random...
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S4 Ep1: Being a Sick Little Freak is IN for 2024 Jan 02, 2024

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HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAN FREAKS!! omg new year and new season of two idiot girls WAT THE HECK?! because there's so many new people here we decided to do a Q&A for y'all! in this episode we talked about Drew's current video game hyperfixation, yet another embarrassing college library story for Deison, and what our top 5 favorite drinks were in 2023 LMAO
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S3 Ep52: When You Have to Tell Your Boss You Flooded the Toilet Dec 26, 2023

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hi besties! FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR ALERRRRRRTTTT!! and guess what?? we didn't miss any episodes ALL of 2023! WAT THE HECK!! to continue our tradition from last year, we wanted to finish off 2023 by having y'all share your most embarrassing moments of the entire year and wow we can't believe so many of you fell down in 2023??? LMAO in this episode we talked about Drew's wild experience at the Barbie premiere, how to gaslight your way out of destroying the concrete curb in your work parking lot, and we revealed Squid's new sibling????? IDK U GOTTA WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION TO FIND OUTTTTT
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S3 Ep51: Giving Our Unwarranted Silent Reviews on Saltburn Dec 19, 2023

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hiiiiiii :) our current favorite trend on TikTok rn is silent reviews so we decided to have y'all send us things you'd want us to give a silent review on! to make it more accessible to audio only listeners, we took turns guessing what the other one's silent review was TRULY trying to convey and it went just as perfect as we assumed it would lol in this episode we talked about the Cake Boss???, our ranking of the HSM trilogy, and Deison's 30th birthday weekend !!!!
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S3 Ep50: How to Break Up With Someone Who Has a Stinky Butt Dec 12, 2023

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hi bestiessssss! this week we concluded our Dating Advice series and we actually answered a lot of questions this time LMAO in this episode we talked about how to confront a bad kisser, getting back into the dating field after a bad breakup, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: what to do when a man puts his bare feet on your lap in the middle of a first date 0_0 ...... WAT
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S3 Ep49: Answering Our Followers' Questions About Dating Dec 05, 2023

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hi friendssss!! y'all's favorite episodes are about dating and us giving advice so we decided to combine the two for this one! in this episode we talked about how to date someone with differing beliefs from you (spoiler alert: don't do it lol), how to pick yourself back up after an awful break up, and our unfiltered UNWAVERING thoughts on the 2023 Great British Bakeoff finale!
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S3 Ep48: Why Drew Wants to Marry Pili and Ignore Quality Italian Nov 28, 2023

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hiiii! hey so the camera quality of our show just got a new upgradeeeeee :) check out the YouTube version to see it live and in action!
ok so for this week we concluded our Kiss Marry Ignore series on y'all's choices and it was definitely a LOT. in this episode we talked about how skid marks are ALWAYS going to be ignored, we learned more about Drew's disdain for Capricorns, and Deison briefly talks about her new white boy of the month (it's Tom Blyth lmao) all in all, it was a good time!!
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S3 Ep47: Kiss Marry Ignore: Stinky Butt Stinky Breath or Run a Marathon?? Nov 21, 2023

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omg hiiii! this week our Idiot Friends from our Patreon asked for us to play Kiss Mary Ignore with y'all's choices and it was a RIDE lmao in this episode we talked about how we'll always ignore stinky butt, our current favorite bit, and why we think we should be hired to work on season 3 of The Summer I Turned Pretty???!!
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S3 Ep46: How to Tell Your Roommate She Smells Like Boiled Chicken FEATURING: Good Children!! Nov 14, 2023

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omg bean freaks we had the ABSOLUTE pleasure of having our faves Good Children aka Joe & Andrew on the pod this week!! they are TRULY the tethers of us that we always needed :D in this episode we talked about Andrew & Deison making New Years Eve about them, how the 4 of us will for sure be performing at the NYC marathon next year (can you do that?), and why you shouldn't do impressions on a first date.
This was recorded at Spotify Studios NY! Thank you so much for letting us film there!
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