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S6 E38: Face Shaving Routines & Cutie Life Catchup Q&A !!! Sep 22, 2026

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hiiiii freakssss!!! this week we wanted to do a Q&A catchup with you all since we had banked so many episodes in a row last month! in this episode Drew talks about how her dogs were included in her wedding, Deison talks about the newest lesbian fiction book she's currently reading, and Drew addresses the elephant in the room (her eyebrow...)

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

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Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

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S6 E37: Does Drew Think Gojo & Geto Were in Love ??? Sep 15, 2026

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hiiii CHAT! we've been gone for so long we wanted to catch y'all up with some zoomies! in this episode Drew shares her thoughts now that she's finally caught up on JJK, Deison catches Drew up on SLOMW, and we both share how beautiful and sweet Drew's wedding was!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

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DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

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S6 E36: He Cooked Me Dinner & Slapped My Belly ??? Sep 08, 2026

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hiiiiiii freakssss!! this week we cackled over more of the most embarrassing things y'all did for your crushes this year! in this episode we talked about what to do when your crush asks you to watch them work out, why you shouldn't choose a college according to where your crush is going, and how we'd react if a man tried to slap our bellies ???

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

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S6 E35: Hickeys on Your Face at Graduation ??? Sep 01, 2026

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hiiii CHATTT! this week we had a new topic and asked y'all to send in the most embarrassing things you've done for a crush this year! in this episode we talked about pretending to like WWE for a man :( , what to do when your crush likes EDM music, and Deison shares how she likes football at the moment ! (but also not really)!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

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S6 E34: 1 Ply Toilet Paper & a Marker Poop ??? Aug 25, 2026

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hiiiii CHATTTT! this week we shared some of Drew's wedding details & giggled over y'all's favorite things to buy! in this episode we talked about Drew's amazing wedding planners, Deison's experience with loose tampons, and what we'd do if a mistress was using our Ninja air fryer!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

S6 E33: When You Get Cucked at Build A Bear ??? Aug 18, 2026

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hii CHATTTTT! this week we asked y'all to send us your favorite fun and silly things that are worth the money! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent Build a Bear experience, why Deison loves her amc a list membership, and why pets are always worth the money!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod

Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

Book now at Booking.com!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

S6 E32: Our Most Serious Episode Aug 11, 2026

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hi chat - this episode is very different from our usual stuff. we love and appreciate you all very very much <3

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S6 E31: How Drew Would Use Her Domain Expansion ??? Aug 04, 2026

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hiiiiii freaksss !!!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! Deison recaps how she's the first person in the entire world to finish run 5.5 miles without stopping, Drew shares her final thoughts after finishing "The Pursuit of Jade", and Drew shares what her hand gesture would be when enacting her domain expansion!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod

Book now at Booking.com!

Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.

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S6 E30: Why Drew Thinks JJK & Kung Fu Panda are Similar ??? Jul 28, 2026

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hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we had more zoomies & "gardening" questions to answer for y'all! in this episode we talked about our favorite desserts, how Drew will be venturing into the world of JJK very soon, and we explain (incorrectly I'm sure) the difference between amusement parks vs. theme parks!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Book now at Booking.com!

Right now, save 25% on your first order at https://zazzle.com!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

S6 E29: What Celebrity Gives Us the Ick and More ??? Jul 21, 2026

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hellooo CHATTT!!! this week we answered more questions y'all asked us after we've "gardened!" in this episode we loosely talk about Drew & Pili's joint bachelor/bachelorette party, why Drew loves to send Olivia Rodrigo songs to the people she loves, and how Drew takes her contacts out with long nails!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details).

Book now at Booking.com!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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