Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS” Jan 03, 2024

Show notes

A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.

Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US.

I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko.

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"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN" Dec 31, 2023

Show notes

A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.

Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes.

I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko.

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“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?” Dec 27, 2023

Show notes

A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone.

Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate.

COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE

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COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)

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Blow off all your errands. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID” Dec 24, 2023

Show notes

A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.

Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22.

COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE

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COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008

Santa isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF” Dec 20, 2023

Show notes

A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy.
Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job.

Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting.

Check out the entire Australian beach video here: https://youtu.be/ut7j20hrNMU

It feels nice to touch giant rocks. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY Dec 17, 2023

Show notes

A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale.

Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin.

You’ll get there. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER” Dec 13, 2023

Show notes

A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.

Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows.

I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I PARTY IN THE SEWER” Dec 10, 2023

Show notes

A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish.

Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult.

I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE Dec 06, 2023

Show notes

A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI.

Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister.

I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL” Dec 03, 2023

Show notes

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.

Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays.

It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.