Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON” Feb 04, 2024

Show notes

A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around.

Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend. 

Color within the lines. I am a gecko.

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“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING” Jan 31, 2024

Show notes

A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners.

Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage.

Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko.

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“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS” Jan 28, 2024

Show notes

A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success.

Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose?????

The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko.

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I AM GOING BACK ON TOUR! Get tix @ therapygeckotour.com Jan 26, 2024

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if you don't see your city on here please go to the link anyway and RSVP with your phone number so I can text you when I have ticket link. I'll be announcing a ton more dates in the second half of the year. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

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THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY Jan 24, 2024

Show notes

A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger.

Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer.

The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR” Jan 21, 2024

Show notes

A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex.

Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father.

Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT” Jan 17, 2024

Show notes

A flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex.

Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life.

I hope you enjoy the movie. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

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“I AM A BRONY” Jan 14, 2024

Show notes

A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan.

Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel.

I did kill the roach. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE” Jan 10, 2024

Show notes

A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes.

Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows.

Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP” Jan 07, 2024

Show notes

A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself.

Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record.

Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship.

Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.