Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

“WE ARE FUCKED” Oct 25, 2023

Show notes

A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree.
Then a caller tells me about her unorthodox childhood that involved her mom running an escort agency. 

The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko.

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“I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER” Oct 22, 2023

Show notes

A medical assistant calls in to figure out what to do about his intense attraction to his co-worker that he refers to as his “Work Wife”.

Then a caller tells me how he’s eaten 1000 calories of Reese’s Cups every day for the last 12 years, and a final caller struggles with whether or not it was a good idea to tell her younger co-workers that aura readings are stupid.

I like what you did with your hair today. I am a gecko.

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“I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME” Oct 18, 2023

Show notes

I wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward.
Then a caller tells me why his partner has been chewing his food and spitting it into his mouth for several years, plus learn about the couple’s journey to drug addiction recovery, and a final caller speaks on his dense past that inspired him to move across country and start a new life.
Don’t pass out fruit this Halloween. I am a gecko.

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ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Oct 15, 2023

Show notes

I am joined by comedian Eric Andre to talk to people on the phone as geckos.

Eric is known for his hit comedy series “The Eric Andre Show” and has a new podcast called Bombing With Eric Andre on the iHeart network.

 We talk to a caller who’s entangled in a flakey romance, a Norwegian guy living in his mom’s basement, a truck driver who thinks I am very sad, an employee of the British government, and caller who we plan a historic dinner with.

We also talked to each other about being Jewish, childhood, drugs, and a lot of other things.

Whoever keeps egging my car please stop. I am a gecko.
Check out Eric’s new podcast here.

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“MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX” Oct 11, 2023

Show notes

A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child.

Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together.

Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko.

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“I WENT TO PRISON AT 19” Oct 08, 2023

Show notes

A caller tells me how selling drugs for his father while he was a minor resulted in him spending time in a state prison, and how he’s been able to turn his life around and dedicate himself to being a father at 30.

Afterwards I talk to a musician who questions if he gave up his childhood to become a rock star and a final caller debates the pros and cons of art school debt.

Does this bug bite look infected? I am a gecko.

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“I AM A SPEED DEMON” Oct 04, 2023

Show notes

A deaf man calls in to explain how boredom after sobriety has gotten him into driving his motorcycle dangerously fast down the highway. It was a really good call. I hope he finds something else to do.

Then we transport to the streets outside a Burger King in Brisbane, Australia to talk to a person who is worried about spirits getting in their head and a very drunk guy who just got out of prison.

I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today. I am a gecko.

Full Brisbane video here.

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“THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE” Oct 01, 2023

Show notes

A guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life.

Then a caller questions if he smokes too much weed, a woman reveals the ongoing lie about her miracle baby, and a retired escort recalls on his many paid dates with older men.

Can you validate my parking? I am a gecko.

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“I HAVE ANGER ISSUES” Sep 27, 2023

Show notes

After telling me that the smallest things set off his short fuse, a caller and I try to figure out where his anger is stemming from.

Afterwards I talk to a caller about their fear of the sun blowing up and everyone dying, a caller becomes exhausted while working with kids in need, and a final caller tells me about how she is tired of being pulled into her best friend’s relationship.

Tag. You’re it. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?” Sep 24, 2023

Show notes

A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at.

There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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