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Ep 154: Knife on Boob May 22, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a guy with an unsympathetic wife, a girlfriend playing tag with a stepchild, a guy who sleeps nude, a first date accident, and an aunt who doesn't want to give up her Neo Pets account.

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

5:01 Mail Time :)

11:28 AITD: Unsympathetic Wife

18:31 Tag with Kid

26:59 AITA: Sleeping Nude

36:30 CJ: Alert Systems

52:48 LS: First Date Poo

1:01:44 Prank Talk

1:07:50 AITA: NeoPets

1:15:55 Outro

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Ep 153: We have B.O. in a Good way May 15, 2023

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In This Episode: We have a case of missing socks with the only 1 suspect, a woman keeps getting told she has BO by her BF, a man is in too deep and can't tell his partner he's NOT gay, a listener tells their brother off for calling the kettle black, and a listener moves out after their step-mom finds pubes in a plant. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Ricky got sent a list of 12 things to know by 21 from the perspective of a listener's by someone's conservative aunt.

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GF is stealing my socks?

BF won't stop telling me I have BO

Pretending to be gay with my best friend

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:00 Question for the Judgies

7:41 MAIL TIME!!!

12:05 MIO-garita TIME!!!

15:42 r/realtionshipadvice: I think my GF is stealing my socks

23:59 SOCK UPDATE

27:05 r/BestofRedditorUpdates: BF won't stop telling me I have BO

31:43 Return from the break

31:53 CJ: 12 things to know to by 21

41:43 Listener Submitted Sound

43:20 Listener Submission: Made fun of my brother's ankle monitor

50:16 Listener Submission: Step-mom found pubes in the plant

58:02 r/Offmychest: Pretending to be gay

1:06:21 Where you can get more of the Judgies

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Ep 152: Red Velvet Pound Cake May 08, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a guy who is in a hairy situation, a couple that starts to engage in a three way to their detriment, a roommate who steals a diary, a listener who doesn't like a joke their dad made, and a worker who gets confronted by "entitled parents." We also go over some reviews, mail, and a quick little CJ. :)

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:48 Review Time :)

5:57 Mail Time

12:03 Seal Clap

19:09 Pressured Threeway

33:20 Reading Diary

38:52 CJ: Gasp vs Laugh

49:10 LS: Inappropriate Joke

57:12 Pregnant Worker

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Ep 151: We got DRAFTED!!! May 01, 2023

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In This Episode: We have a good girl wanting to know if she's bad for protesting in a store, a guy gives his brother the "fRiEnDs & FaMiLy" discount for his car, OP comes clean about his partner being a weirdo, a sister gets asked advice from her younger sister and gets ignored, a new relationship gets put to the test, and a listener tells us about their first time ever working as a bartender. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we learn the winner of this years Draft and get the gangs pick for the upcoming season.

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Story Links:

Am I the Cloaca for protesting in a store?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheCloaca/comments/tmr8x7/aitc_for_exercising_my_right_to_peacefully/

Am I the Asshole for asking for more money for my car?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1272oh4/aita_for_asking_for_more_money_for_my_car/

My partner is weird

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1279b17/my_partner_is_weird/

My sister won't take my advice about flirting with a 35 YO man

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/12uhrqg/my_26f_sister_19f_has_been_flirting_and_kissing_a/

Hot shower with new BF

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1266ub2/tifu_letting_out_gas_when_i_thought_i_was_alone/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:53 We critique Josh's vlog editing(link to vlog)

4:11 Erika manifests a funeral

5:06 MAIL TIME

10:32 Am I the Cloaca: Am I wrong for protesting at the store

15:30 Josh sees a family pretending to be a bit British

16:43 r/AITA: For asking for more money for my car?

22:04 r/Trueoffmychest: My partner is weird

28:06 Return from break

28:20 CJ: Results of this years Judgies Draft

35:25 CJ: 3rd Annual Judgies Draft

47:09 r/HersheyKiss: Do they just not taste as good anymore?

51:01 Listener Submission: TIFU my first time bartending

1:03:49 r/Relationship_Advice: My sister keeps flirting and kissing a 35YO man and asks for my advice

1:09:15: r/TIFU: By letting out gas when I thought I was alone

1:12:19 PLEASE GO FOLLOW US

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Ep 150: Not All Men 2 Apr 24, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about an unprofessional coworker, a guy who always gets what he wants, a couple who BOTH cheated, a listener who details a frat party hookup, and some one calling out a certain podcast. We also go over our Tampa trip :)

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

5:47 AITA: Unprofessional

10:06 AITA: Getting What I Want

18:16 AITA: Cheating Couple

26:00 CJ: Creator Clash 2

39:46 LS Sound

42:43 LS: Frat Party Hookup

52:30 AITA: Reddit Podcast

58:45 The Reveal

1:02:18 Outro

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Ep 149: Ricky gets Chopped and Screwed Apr 17, 2023

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In This Episode: We have more Facebook drama about a husband offering to "help out" a friend in need, a man demands his fiancé gets their tattoo removed before they get married, a woman doesn't understand why her fiancé wants alone time while in the bathroom, a woman ends a 20 year relationship after a trip to the mall, and a listener tells us about their enemies to friends story. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we answer the important questions, "How many birds is too many birds?" and as a secret bonus CJ Josh reads us some wild comments left on early 2000 hits.

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Story Links:

Husband does "side work" for friend

Private Facebook group

Asking Fiancé to remove tattoo

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11uzi67/aita_for_asking_my_fianc%C3%A9e_to_remove_her_kpop/

Using Toilet while Fiancé Bathes

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/123ywid/aita_for_using_the_toilet_while_my_fianc%C3%A9_bathes/

I broke up a 20 year marriage

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/12axu9n/i_broke_up_a_20_year_marriage_and_ruined_someones/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

0:40 Update on Josh's shituation

6:50 Mail Time

12:44 Facebook Drama: Husband does "side work" for a friend

18:00 r/AITA: For asking my fiancé to remove their tattoo

25:40 r/AITA: For using the bathroom while my fiancé bathes

34:52 Return from Break

34:58 Erika's Circle Jerdge

41:06 Josh's Circle Jerdge

53:57 Listener Submitted Sound

54:44 Listener Submitted Story

56:34 ERIKA FINALLY REALIZES IT'S HER!!!

1:03:56 r/Confessions: I broke up a 20 year marriage

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EP 148: Astute Observation Apr 10, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a girlfriend moving in a little too soon, some parents who don't respect quiet hours, a listener who is upset about their partner's food preferences, a guy who wants to drive more in the relationship, and Christian goes through some bad conspiracy theories.

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Parental Controls

Driving Family

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:37 Mail Time

11:25 AITA: Girlfriend Moving In

21:52 AITA: Parental Controls

30:29 CJ: Bad Conspiracy theories

47:22 LS: Controlling Partner's Food

57:20 AITA: Driving

1:04:26 Outro

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Ep 147: Christian woke up on the wrong side of the Pod Apr 03, 2023

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In This Episode: We read the MOST STORIES EVER!!! A cat catches its owner in a precarious situation, a stinky roommate reveals a horrifying truth about his grooming habits, a cheater husband becomes the cheatee, a roommate has to break the news to friend that he is getting cheated on, a Gf is upset that her BF left her standing at the door while he catches up with his friend, a listener tells us about the time they stabbed themselves at work and was still expected to finish the shift, and a friend has a final wish that OP just cannot follow through with. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we rank the newly dropped hurricane names.

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:17 The Reviews are in

3:56 Erika doesn't invite Josh to lunch

5:03 MAIL TIME!!!

9:36 r/Offmychest: My cat walked in on my GF spanking me

12:33 r/aita: For coitizing my roommates grooming habits

19:31 r/trueoffmychest: I am sleeping with my husband's mistress' partner

25:54 Update

26:21 r/aita: For telling my roommate's BF she is sleeping with his dad

32:13 RETURN FROM THE BREAK

32:34 Circle Jerdge: Ranking Hurricane names

41:59 Listener Submitted Sound

44:09 Erika has some thoughts on Idaho

48:32 r/aita: For standing at the door waiting for him to finish talking

53:51 Listener Submitted story: I stabbed myself at work and was expected to finish shift

1:03:30 r/aita: For not wanting to take dying friends dog

1:11:08 Josh almost got arrested

1:15:13 Outro

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Ep 146: Egads! Mar 27, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a couple who tried to swap, a person who found herself being forced to be the mother of an affair child, a person who faked a vasectomy, a listener who had a weird classmate, and a listener who saved every body's bottom. We also go over some polls on Reddit and put in our two cents!

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Group Relations:

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Affair Child:

Update:

Vasectomy:

Time Stamps (Rough):

0:00 Intro

4:06 Mail Time

7:25 Group Relations

19:21 Affair Child

25:41 Update

29:50 CJ: Polls

42:35 Fake Vasectomy

52:40 LS: Weird Classmate

1:02:22 LS: Saving Everyone's Bottom

1:09:49 Outro

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Ep 145: A Very Judgy St. Patrick's Day Mar 20, 2023

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In This Episode: We celebrate St. Patrick's Day the only way the Judgies know how!!! We read about a bag of chips leading to a divorce, a child being forced to walk to practice after farting in a car, a father stops supporting his daughter after learning about her job, a new girlfriend exposes an affair with 8th grade science, "What are you doing step brother?!?", and a listener is having a hard time deciding who to invite to their wedding. We've all been waiting but the time has finally come, the Judgies are get into the lifestyle brand business and Christian comes with a business plan for us to Jerdge.

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