The Judgies

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Ep 144: Oops! All Long Stories Mar 13, 2023

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In This Episode: We find stories from our email by guessing random words! We talk about a couple with a troublesome set of parents, someone who didn't use the bathroom before a meeting, a listener who had a warm welcome into the world, a dog kennel worker who missed a good opportunity, and some one who threatened a listener's dog. We end the episode with the third installment of the Judgies fan fic.

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Kicking Out Parents

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:31 Couch is Mean

6:46 Christian's First Word

9:56 AITA: Boyfriend's Parents

18:31 Erika's First Word

21:51 TIFU: Bathroom Before Meeting

29:20 Birds in the House

32:37 Christian's Second Word

36:38 AITA: Inside My Mom

44:12 Erika's Second Word

47:03 Comedic Regret

58:44 Josh's First Word

1:01:50 Threatened my Dog

1:08:31 CJ: Fan Fic Part 3

1:13:00 Outro

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Ep 143: The 3-Way Jerdge Off Mar 06, 2023

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In This Episode: Christian is back on his fedora shit, we get some cool art in the PO box, and we read about a friend asking if they should spoil a proposal that is destined to fail, Erika tells us about the time she ruined a proposal, we read about a relationship that falls apart because of beans, a listener catches their partner cheating on Twitter, and a guy takes some creepy midnight drives. For this week's Circle Jerdge we have a heated debate on toots versus farts, fold versus crumple, and boil versus microwaved.

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

0:41 Christian's back on his fedora shit

1:26 MAIL TIME!!!!

6:42 AITA: If I tell my friend her BF plans to propose

13:34 Erika ruins a proposal

16:56 Proposal narc update

25:26 Relationship_Advice: GF buried all of my beans

37:42 Return from Break

38:09 CJ: Baby got a booboo

40:01 CJ: Toot vs. Fart

44:46 CJ: Fold vs. Crumple

49:55 CJ: Boil vs. Microwave

55:16 Listener Sound Submission

55:54 Listener Submission: Caught BF cheating on Twitter

1:03:05 Relationship_Advice: GF staying at sister's until I get help

1:13:57 Where you can see more of the Judgies

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Ep 142: Ye Olde Judgies Feb 27, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about Christian's birthday and then get into a person wondering if he should get paid to babysit his daughter, a breakup involving the Tubi Super Bowl commercial, and two listeners who have some odd bathroom time habits both in their own home and in others. We also go over some comments left on some YouTube music videos!

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Babysit Daughter

Tubi Commercial: Deleted

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:50 Christian's 30th

6:32 AITA: Baby Sit My Daughter

17:49 Tubi Commercial

31:33 CJ: YT Comments

51:11 LS: Husband Pee on Poop

1:02:58 LS: Ninja Turtle Hands

1:09:05 Outro

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Ep 141: Sigma Come Loudly Feb 20, 2023

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In This Episode: We get an update to the Gustavo story from a few weeks ago, we get an update about the husband going to his ex-wife's funeral, we have a father who wants his daughter and son in law to abstain while they are stay in the garage apartment, a listener spills the tea on some small town drama at the bowling alley, and a listener recounts their horrific poop knife story. And sweet Christian comes in with some Pasta-nality Tests for the circle Jerdge.

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Ep 140: The Judgies Sue Zendaya Feb 13, 2023

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In This Episode: We do a quick review of the first meetup in Chicago, we do a quick mail time, and we talk about a husband being $17,000 in debt, facebook moms and their scandals, a guy who wants to be respected as a pilot, a listener who had a surprise baby, and a baby sitter who breast fed another persons child. We also do a little trip back to some Auroraisms.

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Husband in Debt

Pilot

Babysitter

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:47 Meetup Review

7:06 Mail Time

13:25 17K in Debt

20:06 Facebook Moms

28:10 AITA: Pilot

36:49 CJ: Auroraisms

49:18 LS: Surpise Baby

1:03:15 Baby Sitter Breast Feed

1:15:21 Outro

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Ep 139: Christian gets a MINDgraine ft. Thneed Girl aka Rachael Feb 06, 2023

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On this week's episode we have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST and a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!!! We discuss a fiancé demanding her partner to find a new best man, a lady is upset when he table decorations get outshined, a listener has the first date from Hell, and a spicy night is ruined because of the bit going too far. And for a special treat we have some AI generated podcast idea for our Circle Jerdge.

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

0:56 Josh nails our guest's introduction!

2:58 Josh basically knows Lizzo

6:27 We spend way too much time trying to remember a band name

7:48 We finally learn what the podcast is actually about.

8:50 AITA: For Telling my Husband to find a new Best Man.

12:50 TOP 5 NAMES OF ALL TIME!!!

16:37 Zodiac Discussion

18:06 Christian gets bullied into oblivion

20:31 AITA: For telling my friend she is undermining my work

26:06 Return from Break

26:27 Circle Jerdge: AI Podcast Pitches

40:31 Ricky is thinking about picking up a hobby

41:44 Listener Sound Submission

43:50 Listener Submitted Story: A First Date from Hell

56:43 We're all Blasting Ciggies with Rob

1:02:49 Josh has an Update on the Ball Game

1:03:52 TIFU: By Playing my BF like a Trumpet

1:13:10 Where you can find us and our wonderful guest

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Ep 138: Oops! All Sick Jan 30, 2023

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In This Episode: We are all sick so we do a lazy ep with tons of stories including a listener who got her vaccine, a parent pulling their kid out of therapy, a guy with some gym anxiety, a negligent father letting his kid escape, a listener looking for a good breeding situation, and a listener who wanted to have some fun with a cookie bra.

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Daughter's Therapy:

Gym Anxiety:

Escaping Son:

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:33 CJ: We're Sick and PO Box Woes

9:27 LS: TIFU: Getting the Vaxx

16:34 AITA: Therapy

24:32 Gym Anxiety

31:38 Son Escaped

43:01 LS: Breeding?

53:41 LS: Cookie Bra

1:03:12 Outro

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Ep 137: Kaiju G**ch Jan 23, 2023

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On this week's episode we discuss: a boyfriend who won't throw away air freshener, a bride who wants to cancel the makeup artist and demands refund, a dad demands paternity test three times, a boyfriend spits in food to give it the perfect texture, a Listener wants to know if they should hook up with old FWB, and a Listener tells MIL to stop buying gift OR ELSE!

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:05 Go and Leave us a Review!

4:34 Facebook Drama: Husband hides air fresheners from Wife

11:47 More Facebook Drama: Would I be the A-hole for cancelling my makeup artist

21:00 r/Relationship_Advice: Husband request Paternity Tests

25:06 r/AITA: Asked my BF not to SPIT in our food!

33:18 Return from the Ads

34:00 Circle Jerdge: Soup or Sandwich

50:25 Listener Submitted Sound

51:20 Listener Submitted Story: Should I hook up with my old Friends with Benefits?

1:01:51 Another Listener Submitted Story: Yelled at Mother in Law after getting too many gifts

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Ep 136: Christian's Most Embarrassing Story Jan 16, 2023

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In This Episode: We do a massive mail time, a husband ruins a NYE party with his jokes, a debate bro wont let anything die out, a listener dates a non wiper, and we update our end of year poop totals and talk about our NYE bits.

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NY Ruined

Debate Bro

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:48 Mail Time

11:34 AITA NYE Ruined

19:52 Debate Bro

28:33 CJ: Poop Finale

33:28 LS Sound

35:50 LS: Dating a Non Wiper

54:46 NYE Bits

1:00:31 Outro

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Ep 135: Two Margs Deep Jan 09, 2023

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In This Episode: A wife does not want her husband to go to his Ex's funeral, OP's girlfriend refuses to let her dying Ex see their dog one last time, a boyfriend tells his girlfriend that he knows he isn't the father in the delivery room, a wife finds cameras in weird place in her husband's house, and a listener lets it a little too loose on the dance floor. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we take a look at Josh's tweet that finally BANGED!!!!!

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

06:10 r/AITA: Not wanting my husband to go to his Ex's funeral

16:26 r/TrueOffMyChest: My GF refuses to let her terminally ill ex see their dog

22:22 Return from the Break

23:41 CJ: Josh has a Tweet that Finally Bangs!

33:31 Listener Submitted Sound

34:47 Listener Story: Embarrassing Highschool Story

38:27 r/TrueOffMyChest: My GF just gave birth to our first child

44:58 r/AITA: For covering up cameras in the living room, bedroom, and BATHROOM in my husband's home

56:52 Where to reach us

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