The Judgies

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Ep 163: Oops! All Poli-Ricks Jul 24, 2023

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In This Episode: We have a boyfriend who thinks he is complimenting his girlfriend by breaking her stuff, we learn that Build A Bear doesn't allow punks to shop at their stores, a guy finds out the disgusting secret to why his relationship is so successful, a man hides all his red flags until his wife asks to see his DMs, and a listener is concerned about he boyfriend checking out her friends. And for this weeks Circle Jerdge we answer the age old question how many communion wafers do you need to eat Jesus and Josh showcases some of his Threads that should have popped off!

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Story Links:

BF smashes makeup to prove I'm beautiful

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/14quyd9/my_boyfriend_27m_smashed_my_foundation_to_prove/

Bad Experience at Build a Bear

https://www.reddit.com/r/buildabear/comments/14n4jxf/bad_experience_at_buildabear/

GF has been peeing in my food

https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/14jya39/i_found_out_my_girlfriend_peed_in_my_food/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:58 Mail Time

8:59 r/relationship_advice: BF smashed my makeup

15:29 r/Buildabear: Bad experience at Build a Bear

23:23 r/offmychest: Found out GF peed in my food

37:04 CJ: Threads that should have POPPED OFF!

45:48 CJ: How many communion wafers to eat a full Jesus

50:04 Listener Submitted Sound

53:02 Listener Submitted Story: BF checked out my BFF

1:01:10 r/relationships: Divorced Husband over DMs

1:07:23 Where to follow us

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Ep 162: Oops! All Wine Jul 17, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a seagull that gets a nicotine addiction, a husband and wife struggling with infertility, a surprise wedding, a MIL who gets arrested, and a listener who has their polaroid stolen. We also discuss the funniest star signs.

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:02 Mail Time

11:02 Seagull Theif

18:05 Infertility

27:46 Surprise Wedding

42:04 CJ: Funniest Star Signs

56:52 LS: Stolen Polaroid

1:12:09 Arrested MIL

1:26:55 Outro

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Wondery Presents: Don’t Panic with Anthony Atamanuik Jul 12, 2023

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Staying alive in the most ridiculous situations keeps comedian Anthony Atamanuik up at night. If you’re attacked by a swarm of killer bees, do you lay on the ground and play dead? Climb up a tree? Jump into the nearest body of water with a little straw poking out as a breathing apparatus? We could find ourselves caught in a million wild situations, and if you don’t know what to do, you might not make it out alive!

On Don’t Panic, Wondery’s new comedy show, super-worrier Anthony Atamanuik brings to life our most irrational fears and anxieties with some of the funniest people on the planet. Along the way, guests will also share what keeps them doom scrolling on their phones, and learn what to do in every ridiculous, worst-case scenario situation that couldn’t possibly happen in real life. Or could it?

Enjoy Don’t Panic on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Don’t Panic early and ad-free on Wondery Plus. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery App or on Apple Podcasts: Wondery.fm/DP_TJ

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Ep 161: Oops! All Josh Jul 10, 2023

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In This Episode: We read about a woman who forces her stepdaughter's to get a haircut, a husband sleeps with his sister in law, a couple expects all the guests at their wedding to participate in their puppet themed wedding, and a listener sends us in some of their most embarrassing stories. And Josh comes in with one of the most cringe Circle Jerdges EVER!!!!!

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Story Links:

Forced Stepdaughter to get a haircut

I slept with my wife' sister

Made guests participate in puppet themed wedding

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

0:23 Erika gives people gender envy

1:45 Why we stopped Spotify Video

2:27 Josh's Birthday Theme Reveal

4:22 Josh thought being a boy scout would get him laid

9:57 Cook books were totally worth it

13:09 r/aita: For making my stepdaughter cut her hair

24:12 PISSBABIES BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR ERIKA

25:30 r/confessions: I slept with my wife's sister

35:43 RETURN FROM THE ADS

35:55 CJ: Creepy dude leaves a voice message for a "missed" connection

1:01:25 Listener Sound

1:03:07 Listener Submitted Story: Embarrassing stories for our listener

1:10:10 r/aita: For making guest perform in puppet wedding

1:19:07 Where else you can find us

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Ep 160: Oops! All Doghouse Jul 03, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a person needing to use the bathroom during an exam, someone wondering if they should marry their boyfriend, a guy who gets exposed for his love for mommies, a partner who is upset they didn't get a "dumb joke," and someone who found some very troubling things on their brother's PC.

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Story Links:

Bathroom Exam:

https://www.reddit.com/r/GCSE/comments/149v9te/serious_shit_myself_in_the_exam/

Marry BF with Daughter:

https://www.reddit.com/r/stepparents/comments/116gdpq/should_f23_me_marry_my_m41_boyfriend_with_an_f11/

Dumb Joke:

https://www.reddit.com/r/adhdwomen/comments/140i7jw/fianc%C3%A9_made_a_dumb_joke_i_cant_get_over/

Brother's PC:

https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/140f4df/i_found_my_nudes_on_my_brothers_pc/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

6:23 Mail Time

13:52 Bathroom During Exam

24:51 Marry My Boyfriend?

33:06 CJ: Dialect Quiz

48:37 LS: Mommy Love

1:01:07 Dumb Joke

1:09:03 Brother's PC

1:17:09 Outro

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Ep 159: OOPS! All Abigail ft. Mercury Stardust Jun 26, 2023

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In This Episode: We have an amazing guest, Mercury Stardust the Trans Handy Ma'am, to help us judge some real stinkers. We have a BF getting mad at OP for throwing away her garbage in the garbage, a friendship is destroyed over comments made at a wedding, a sister can't help but be the center of attention and throws a second wedding weeks after OP's, a server gets fired for changing before her shift, and a listener tells us about their horrific poop story. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Christian found the longest personality test which happens to be suited perfectly for Mercury.

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Story Links:

Throwing away pads at BF's house

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13xguk1/aita_for_disposing_my_pads_in_my_boyfriends/

Destroyed Friendship over comments at wedding

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/13xfc1o/i25m_might_have_destroyed_my_friendship_with_my/

Sister can't help but steal the spotlight

No link :(

Fired for Changing in the bathroom

https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/1420fml/i_got_fired_for_changing_in_the_womens_bathroom/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

0:45 A poem for our Guest!

2:38 Why Mercury chooses small Pride Events

7:50 r/aita: For disposing pads in BF's bathroom

14:49 Josh confirmed the BAD NEIGHBOR

16:18 r/relationship_advice: Destroyed Friendship over comments at a wedding

29:05 Facebook drama: Sister can't help but to steal the spotlight

33:29 Is Jason Segel a bag guy?

34:53 Return for the break

35:19 LONGEST CIRCLE JERDGE EVER

58:09 Listener Submitted Sound

59:06 Listener Submitted Story: Traumatic Poop Story

1:06:49 Ricky dies SHMOKING SHMEED

1:11:018 r/talesforyourserver: Fired for changing in the bathroom for my shift

1:19:52 GO FOLLOW MERCURY STARDUST EVERYWHERE

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Ep 158: XOXO gossip judge Jun 19, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a gender reveal gone WRONG, a partner sipping a drink gone WRONG, using some chup gone WRONG, fun facts gone WRONG, and a step mom gone WRONG. We also go over some *cooking* tips with Josh, and maybe find some new musicians to sign to the Judgies record label.

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

5:01 Mail Time :)

11:28 AITD: Unsympathetic Wife

18:31 Tag with Kid

26:59 AITA: Sleeping Nude

36:30 CJ: Alert Systems

52:48 LS: First Date Poo

1:01:44 Prank Talk

1:07:50 AITA: NeoPets

1:15:55 Outro

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Ep 157: Josh gets our Blood Boiling Jun 12, 2023

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In This Episode: We bring in Season 4 with some of the most vile stories yet! We have a man wondering if it's gay to say good morning to another man, a teacher thinks pepper spray in schools is a good idea, a man says no to showering with 3 women, a woman has a creep incident with a co-worker's father, a boyfriend doesn't understand why his girlfriend farts in the bathroom, a long distance boyfriend is requesting a free pass until they move closer, and a husband convinces himself that cheating saved the marriage.

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Story Links:

Is it Gay to say Good morning to another man?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMenAdvice/comments/10nhivw/is_it_gay_for_a_man_to_tell_another_man_good/

Teachers should be able to use Pepper spray

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/13myx4k/hot_take_schools_should_legally_be_allowed_to_use/

Said no to shower with 3 women

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x0fwdi/tifu_by_saying_no_to_a_shower_with_three/

Coworker's Dad tried to hook up

Deleted

Why does GF fart while peeing

https://www.reddit.com/r/redditonwiki/comments/13an8ph/why_my_girlfriend_farts_during_peeing/

Long distance BF askes for free passes

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/11zj8ei/feeling_resentful_that_ldr_boyfriend_asks_for/

Started Cheating and now my bedroom isn't dead

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/qq9nez/i_started_cheating_now_my_bedroom_isnt_dead/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

5:03 r/socialskills Is it gay to say Good Morning to a man

9:14 r/teachers: Teachers should be able to pepper spray kids

16:02 r/tifu: Said no to shower with 3 women

22:22 Christian's Thousandaire Idea

24:09 r/realtionship_advice: Do I tell coworker her dad tried to hook up?

31:08 Intermission

32:26 CJ: Alphamale advice

45:11 r/tooafraidtoask: why does gf fart during peeing

47:40 Listener Sound 2: Electric Boogaloo

52:05 Listener Submission: AITA for quitting a job

57:29 r/relationships: Long distance BF asks for hall passes

1:04:35 r/deadbedrooms: Started Cheating and my bedroom isn't dead anymore

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Ep 156: We Turned 3 Jun 05, 2023

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In This Episode: We go over all of our favorite stories from the internet and our listeners. Josh also did some data crunching on the show's history

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

5:52 Erika's Top Stories

9:30 Erika's Favorite: Pillars

25:08 Christian's Top Stories

27:21 Christian's Favorite: Soup Tube

33:06 Josh's Top Stories

35:35 Josh's Favorite: Cheating w/ Step Mom and Sister

46:54 CJ: 3 Year Review

1:15:52 Erika's Favorite LS

1:25:58 Christian's Favorite LS

1:33:55 Joshs' Favorite LS

1:41:57 Outro

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Ep 155: Villainous Behavior May 29, 2023

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In This Episode: We read about a guy off put by his date saying she hates men, a boyfriend is embarrassed of his girlfriend's cosplay, a girlfriend feels like her new boyfriend is moving too fast, an idiot asking the internet why he might probably getting broken up with, and a listener wants to know if a sexually incompatible relationship can last. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Ricky didn't read the group chat so we have a DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!!! Villainous attributes and r/MyFriendWantsToKnow.

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