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Ep 173: Oops! All Poops Oct 02, 2023

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In This Episode: We have a guy getting in trouble for having too smelly of a fart at work, a guy wonders how long is too long of a bathroom break to take at work, a couple runs into problems after moving in together, a Twilight memorabilia gets defiled, and a listener has a stinky situation at a candle store. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we Ponder with Pissy

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Ep 172: Oops! All PDA Sep 25, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a neighbor's bathroom getting ruined, a person stuck in a Reddit Moment, a GF who is plump, a red pilled person missing the point of Barbie, a listener who had a couple of ex partners, and some one divorcing their wife! We also go over some stupid laws in our Circle Jurdge!

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Story Links:

AITA: Neighbors Bathroom:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Judgiespod/comments/15sglcu/am_i_the_asshole_for_shitting_and_throwing_up_all/

Reddit Moment:

https://www.reddit.com/r/redditmoment/comments/168ez3b/this_is_a_wild_take_the_general_public_doesnt/

"Plump" GF

Deleted

Red Pill Barbie

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedPillWomen/comments/16cfpff/rpw_interpretation_of_the_movie_barbie/

Divorcing Wife

https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/comments/15ysuej/i32m_am_divorcing_my_wife_33f_after_finding_out/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

3:34 AITA: Neighbors Bathroom

9:57 Reddit Moment

18:48 "Plump" GF

30:20 Red Pill Barbie

33:00 Movie Reviews

36:05 CJ: Stupid Laws

50:52 LS Sound

53:36 LS: Freak Ex

1:01:03 Divorcing Wife

1:09:49 Outro

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Ep 171: Oops! All Alpha Male Fanfic Sep 18, 2023

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In This Episode: a creepy uber drive getting dragged on facebook, a mom gets divorced so she can pursue her acting dreams, we read some "made up" stories from an alpha male twitter account, a guy isn't attracted to his girlfriend anymore now that she isn't a college girl, and a listener wants to know if they would be the asshole if they ghosted a friend. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Erika drop possibly her HOTTEST take yet.

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Time Stamps:

00:00 Intro

02:17 Mail Time

06:43 Facebook Drama: Creepy Uber driver

10:48 Comments on creepy uber driver

20:37 r/AITAH: Divorced husband to pursue my dream

29:26 Alpha male twitter dweeb

38:39 Return from the break

38:42 More alpha male buffoonery

44:53 Alpha male foursomes defined

47:58 CJ: Erika has the "HOTTEST TAKE"

57:27 Listener Sound

59:56 Listener Submission: Would I be wrong to ghost a friend

1:07:19 r/relationships: I am losing attraction to my girlfriend

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Ep 170: Oops! All Gulps Sep 11, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a bad roommate/landlord, a coworker who asked some really weird questions, a talent show that got CRINGE, and a listener who has a WILD poop story. We also go over some posts from listeners that should have banged.

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Story Links:

Bad Roommate

Coworker Creep

Talent Show

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:16 Mail Time

4:57 Join the Patreon :)

10:20 Bad Roommate

20:08 Coworker Creep

31:44 Talent Show

36:58 CJ: Listener's Posts That Should Have Banged

57:02 LS: Poop Story

1:18:24 Outro

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Ep 169: Oops! All Whoops Sep 04, 2023

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In This Episode: A boyfriend doesn't know what to do about his girlfriend that wants to become a cop, a family in Ireland has a hard time after their barber refuses to service them, a dweeb tells us about his first "cold approach", a person lets us know they are upset about the Trump indictment, a wife is curious why their security cameras start glitching every time her husband is home alone, and a listener wants to know if they are the asshole for forcing a weekend trip after they got into a fight with their partner. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Erika brings us a new subreddit, I didn't have eggs!

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:39 E-Mail Time!!!!

5:43 Mail Time

10:16 r/hasanpiker: My gf wants to become a cop

20:12 r/ireland: Lack of autism awareness is shocking

26:54 r/seduction: Did my first cold approach today

32:57 Return from the Break

33:10 Circle Jerdge: r/IdidntHaveEggs

50:02 Listener Sound Submission

52:47 Listener Story: AITA for making my bf go on a trip with me

57:22 Ricky puts on her tinfoil hat

1:02:01 r/Walkaway: Worst thing about Trump indictments

1:07:53 r/aitah: For asking why cameras don't work when he's home alone

1:09:21 APCs and Spawn Points

1:15:00 Outro

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Ep 168: Oops! All Foo Fighter Aug 28, 2023

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In This Episode: We get a NEW STUDIO and talk about our WEEKLY BONUS EPISODES! We also talk about a guy who feels like he "earned" some attention from his gf, a guy who really enjoys the stock market, a boyfriend who went a little too far in his girlfriend's face, a couple breaking up over Avatar the Last Airbender, and a friend group using dumb terms for women. A listener also describes a messy relationship situation and we judge a couple from TikTok.

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Story Links:

BF EARNED It

Stock Market

BF's Facial: Deleted

ATLA Break Up:

APCs and Spawn Points

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:44 Mail Time

6:27 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

9:45 Earned It

15:58 Stock Market

25:20 GF's Facial

32:40 CJ: Tiktok Couple

46:54 LS: Love Triangle

1:00:02 ATLA Break Up

1:09:21 APCs and Spawn Points

1:15:00 Outro

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Ep 167: Oops! All Tangent Aug 21, 2023

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In This Episode: A boyfriend spent 8k at the strip club and his girlfriend doesn't know what to do about this, a couple tries to be spontaneous and have one of the worst imaginable outcomes, a listener gets a member of their best friends wedding party kicked out, a listener gives us some much needed clarification on their previous story, a listener accidentally gets her husband fired for something stupid, and we go on our LONGEST tangent yet!

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:54 Mail Time!!!

13:45 r/relationship_advice: BF spent 8k at strip club

22:38 r/tifu: TIFU by soaking cork

27:40 Return from the break

28:03 CJ: Erika's birthday reviews

41:29 Listener Submitted Sound

48:48 Listener Story: Got friend kicked out of wedding party

54:09 Listener Story: Update on Steve

57:08 Listener Story: Got husband fired

1:04:17 LONGEST TANGENT KNOWN TO MAN

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Ep 166: Oops! All Norks ft. RachLeahX Aug 14, 2023

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In This Episode: We have on the brilliant Thneed girl aka Rachael to talk about a girlfriend who came out on twitter, a mini golf date GONE WRONG, a snap chat scam, a listener who is on the keto diet, a husband assaulting a friend, a person having an affair with a dead person, and a girlfriend angry about GTA 5. We also go over some pet peeves and some pet peeves.

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Story Links:

GF Comes out:

Deleted

Mini Golf:

Snap Chat:

Deleted

Staring at Chest:

Affair with Death:

Mad Girlfriend:

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

2:50 Mail

7:38 GF Comes Out

13:39 Mini Golf Date

22:39 Snap Chat Expose

26:54 CJ: Pet Peeves and Steves

40:37 LS: Keto Diet

47:09 Husband Slapped Friend

55:50 Affair with Death

1:05:53 Angry GF

1:09:17 Outro

1:11:00 Secret Blueskies that Should Have Gotten A Lot More Likes

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Ep 165: Oops! All Partied Out Aug 07, 2023

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In This Episode: We have a husband getting mad that his wife had a life before him, a guy realizes a FWB situation with a new mom isn't for him, a purple pilled bro complains about how hard dating is, a person with racist parents doesn't know how to talk to their new neighbors, a boyfriend gets caught collecting their dogs poop, and a listener tells us about their pissing the bed story. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Josh brings back the beloved Music Video comments.

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Story Links:

Wife tells a college story

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/14vf95k/aitah_for_getting_upset_that_my_wife_told_me_a/

Ending Friends with Benefits with a new mom

Deleted

The dating market isn't fair

https://www.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/14mgiim/the_dating_market_isnt_fair_and_isnt_meant_to_be/

My BF insists I get an IUD to stop my periods

https://www.reddit.com/r/birthcontrol/comments/14nq027/my_boyfriend_insists_i_get_an_iud_to_stop_my/

Parents don't want me talking to new family in our building

https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/14mfpvq/a_non_white_family_moved_to_my_building/

Boyfriend has been collecting our dogs poop

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/14ujfwl/my_boyfriend_of_4_years_has_been_collecting_and/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:10 Birthday Party critique

3:32 MAIL TIME!!!

6:13 r/aita: For getting upset at my wife for telling a trashy college story

12:24 r/aita: If I end a FWB situation with a new mom

21:16 r/purplepilldebate: Dating market is harder for MEN

29:42 r/birthcontrol: BF insists I get an IUD to stop my periods

31:52 Return from the break

32:28 CJ: Comments on Youtube music videos

49:47 Listener submitted sound

52:21 Listener submitted story

56:33 r/advice: Non white family moves into our building and parents don't want me to talk to them

1:01:30 r/realtionship_advice: My BF has been collecting our dogs poop

1:05:59 Dog poop update

1:09:40 WHERE YOU CAN FOLLOW US

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Ep 164: Oops! All Bodily Functions Jul 31, 2023

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In This Episode: We talk about a guy who wants to leave his wife after she saved his life, some one who has been receiving concerning texts, a guy trying to calm himself while his partner recovers from emergency surgery, a camping trip that takes a bad turn once coffee gets introduced, and one listener who gets an infection and another who is being asked to prioritize their work over their health.

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