The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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297: Aliens & Autism Mar 03, 2019

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with: Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Boots Raingear Jack Chick John Toast Lemon

reading: stopabductions.com aliensandchildren.com

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.

While technical writer Michael Menkin may not be an accredited scientist, he is a man of science. One scientific field interests him in particular, and that's the field of sewing plastic bags to the insides of a leather aviator softcap in order to prevent thought-rays from hostile aliens who want to give you autism. It's a specialized field, but he's written a lot of papers on the subject.

This week, The F Plus has been manipulated by the greys to find this funny, but please do not be fooled.

Music used:

Morcheeba - Big Calm
Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

296: SWORDS!!! Feb 03, 2019

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with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Lemon Tommy

reading: budk.com

Content provided by Cat Examiner.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The world can be a scary place, and that's why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We're here for the swords, but there's a lot of categories on offer here and it's easy to get distracted.

This week, The F Plus opens the box and BAM THE FREAKING BANKAI SWORD OF ICHIGOS

Music used:

The Jesus Lizard - The Art of Self-Defense
Twisted Sister - Under The Blade

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

295: A Role In The Sack Jan 23, 2019

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with: Achilles' Heelies Frank West Adam Bozarth The Intern Lemon

reading: BlueMoonRoleplaying.com

Content provided by Shell Game,Girlkisser.
Edited by Lemon.

Sex! Sure, it's a thing that people pretend to enjoy, but when it comes down to it, it turns out very few people seem to like the actual physical act. As in all things, it's up to The Internet to this into a fulfilling experience, and the community over at Blue Moon Roleplaying Forums is really trying their best in this regard.

This week, The F Plus can't get a job in Venus City.

Music used:

Nouvelle Vague - Master & Servant
Lobsterdust - Do Ya Think Deceptiback?

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

294: Steve Bannon Ruined Your Sex Robot Conference Jan 01, 2019

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: ace2018.info imagineeringinstitute.org

Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Lemon.

Since 2004, the International Conference on Advances in Computer Entertainment Technology (or ACE, confusingly) has tried to explore the forefront of the intersection between humans and computers. But some changes in the steering committee and a surprise keynote speaker set forth a chain of events we simply must explore.

This week, The F Plus needs you to refill your smell cannisters before we Kissinger you again.

Music used:

The Limousines - The Future
Whitest Kids U' Know - Sex Robot

293: Problematic Sex Toys Dec 13, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: zoofur.com frisky-beast.com geekysextoys.com primalhardwere.com bad-dragon.com

Content provided by LADY FRENZY.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Some years ago, we covered some of the sex toys on offer at Bad Dragon. But now this is an entirely different thing. We're taking a tour of different places on the internet, all of which want to you to have sex with truly horrifying objects.

This week, limited edition F Plus toys are available in chafed anus.

Music used:

Knuckles O'Toole-Crazy Otto Rag
Macy Gray - B.O.B. (Battery-Operated-Better)

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

292: Stumped! Dec 03, 2018

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with: Portaxx Victor Laszlo Isfahan Frank West Zarla Lemon

reading: deviantart.com

Content provided by Positronic.
Edited by Isfahan.

DeviantArt is a strange place with many strange people, chief among them are the titular deviants, who use the site to share and explore their own peculiar sexual predilections. And that prediliction for tonight? Amputee fetishists, and the various ways they attempt to justify their specific interest which totally isn't gross you guys I promise. There's lore!

This week, The F Plus learns that we're not very popular in Earmox.

Music used:

Minor Threat - Stumped
The Shins - Phantom Limb

live7a: F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1 Nov 17, 2018

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with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag

Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth.
Edited by Lemon.

It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap!

2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet Play)
Ghost Stores from true-ghost-stories.com
I Don't Need That Junk (A Christian Puppet Play)
7 Poems from nwanime.tv
Halloween Honesty (A Christian Puppet Play)
A question from Quora about Harry Potter and atheism

And this is only the first half of the experience: Part 2 is here.

Music used:

Rogers & Hammerstein - Oklahoma!

live7b: F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2 Nov 17, 2018

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with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag

Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth.
Edited by Lemon.

As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But first: more poetry!

6 more poems
Some questions from r/witchcraft
Recycling (a Christian Puppet Play)
Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say "No" To Drugs
[a message of peace]

And that's our seventh F Plus Live in the books, time for the karaoke party. Make sure you come next time!

291: Hi Reddit, I'm On Drugs Right Now Oct 22, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan STOG Victor Laszlo Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by chai tea latte.
Edited by Lemon.

Some people use drugs as a method of self-discovery. Some people use Reddit as a way to discover things they don't know enough about. What happens when these two things combine? Stupid things, obviously! We're looking at a number of different subreddits, but primarily r/drugs — a place where people who are high can describe exactly how high they are, while other people leave asinine comments that get 300 upvotes.

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Music used:

Land of the Loops - Multi Family Garage Sale (Bargain Bin Mix)
Electric Six - I Buy The Drugs

290: Smashed Words Oct 12, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: smashwords.com

Content provided by Kanyesutra,Kumquatxop.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named Smashwords describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling paragraphs and keyword-stuffed sentences almost nearly as difficult to follow as this episode description, then you, my friend are in luck. It's all descriptions of ebooks this time around, folks. Settle in.

This episode, The F Plus knocks at the door of a woman in an illegitimate manner (and the whole spiritual realm is on alert).

Music used:

Tokyo Cafe Lounge - Paperback Writer
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - The Book

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