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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

Latest Episodes:

289: May I Propose Prepuce? Sep 20, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies bumpgrrl Kumquatxop JT Lemon

reading: adult-fanfiction.org

Content provided by Curlicue.
Edited by Achilles' Heelies.

When the users over at Adult Fanfiction Dot Org aren't writing porn, they're thinking of ways to critque the ways that you, personally, write your porn. Fortunately, the site has a forum to service this need.

This week, The F Plus finds the Darkwing Duck erotic fanfic.

Music used:

The Knack - My Sharona
Jeff Pescetto - Darkwing Duck Theme

288: The Rites of Price Sep 11, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Squiddy Lemon

reading: etsy.com

Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Let's not complicate matters: There are magickal items for sale on Etsy. This episode involves us reading about those items. We square? Great. Now, enjoy our new game show.

This week, The F Plus doesn't give any sharp items to Contestant Number One.

Music used:

Lil' Kim ft. 50 Cent - Magic Stick
Keely Smith - It's Magic

287: Shorn To Secrecy Sep 06, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Lemon

reading: wikipedia.org nofap.com hvids.net haircut.net

Content provided by Shell Game,dijon du jour.
Edited by Lemon.

We've previously taught you that being into women's hair is a thing, but it turns out that the cutting of hair is a thing as well. There's a surprising number of sites documenting this fact, and we're looking at several of them, from forums to niche porn to... well, that's really it.

This week, The F Plus saves #0000 for when we're nearing orgasm.

Music used:

Foxy Shazam - Its Hair Smelled Like Bonfire
Mojo Nixon - Don't Want No Foo-Foo Haircut on My Head

twas: 'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas Aug 15, 2018

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with: Jack Chick

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Cat Examiner.
Edited by Jack Chick.

So, Cat Examiner submitted a document that was nothing but "Night Before Christmas" style poems.

Then, the next day, Jack Chick got drunk and recorded the entire document, top to bottom, by himself.

Music used:

Rosemary Clooney & Gene Autry - The Night Before Christmas Song
King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas

286: Topix Not Worth Discussing Aug 06, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Isfahan Portaxx Lemon

reading: topix.com

Content provided by T Azimuth Schwitters.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The website Topix has been around since 2004 and in all that time has yet to figure out a good reason to exist. It's a news aggregator website with specific regional subsections, and that's the part we're focusing on in this episode. Who called the cops on drug dealers in Indiana? Who is fat and talking trash in Western Kentucky? Who cares about any of this nonsense? 2 of those 3 questions will be answered!

This week, The F Plus hopes we can figure out when you come in our mouths.

Music used:

Parquet Courts - Always Back in Town
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy

285: Our First And Only Vore Episode Jul 29, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Bunnybread Nutshell Gulag Frank West Lemon

reading: aryion.com

Content provided by Spooks.
Edited by Lemon.

It's kind of weird that a podcast that's existed for as long as ours has, that covers the sort of material that we do, has yet to do a full-on vore episode. Just a primer in case you need it: Vore is the (predominantly furry) preoccupation with one party eating the other. It's separate from cannibalism because there's a size differential and complete disregard for physical reality which tends to make it less gross. That is, until the ambulance shows up. Once the ambulance shows up, it's a whole different thing.

This week, The F Plus demands you disregard everything you've ever read.

Music used:

Tone Lōc - If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody
Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals

284: The Politics of Bimboland Jul 06, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: bimbo.land

Content provided by Girlkisser.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.

Bimboland (or BimboLand or Bimbo Land, depending) is a browser game where where players create an avatar and then level up their stats, try on clothes, and date other bimbos. Much more crucially, the Nation of Bimboland has a state called Atheistia, recognizes Christopher Hitchens' birthday as a national holiday, and has a hotly debated election coming up soon.

This week, the man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman.

Music used:

The Rolling Stones - In Another Land
The Kinks - I'm On An Island

283: Nice Guys Finish Last Jul 01, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick STOG Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Lemon Tommy

reading: milovana.com

Content provided by Girlkisser,A Meat.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Milovana.com is the internet's most comprehensive resource for methods of orgasm denial. From instructional videos to concept discussions, to a genre of video game that is entirely baffling, the folks over here are united by a single belief that having an orgasm is a super bad thing to do, and they'll stop it at any costs.

This week, The F Plus enters the Edge N' Ride section.

Music used:

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax
Traditional Arrangement - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

282: Pounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam Jun 09, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Spooks.
Edited by Lemon.

Over time, the sociological constructs of multiplayer video games have bled ever more into the regular lives of sexually active adults. Whether with strangers or known companions, the construct of team dynamics in a pseudoviolent situation become more commonplace and more complex. Which is, of course, very sexy. To that end, this is an episode about r/healsluts, a community of people who extrapolate video game healing into a dom/sub relationship, because of course they do.

This week, The F Plus allows you to hump a pillow.

Music used:

Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

281: I Want That Inside Me Jun 01, 2018

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with: Frank West Nutshell Gulag Ironicus Boots Raingear Lemon

reading: biohack.me

Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator.
Edited by Lemon.

Biohack.me is a place for "grinders". That's a word with many definitions, but to the forum community at biohack.me, a grinder is someone who cuts themsleves in order to stick something in the wound, like a magnet or a USB stick. As you might imagine, this episode is a bit intense, and I think we came close to making one our readers pass out. So just know that going in.

This week, The F Plus regrets clicking on the image links.

Music used:

White Zombie - More Human Than Human
Shit Robot - Tuff Enuff

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