The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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280: For A Better Slearth May 24, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: stackexchange.com

Content provided by Zekka.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Of the many Stack Exchange communities out there, the brave souls at the Worldbuilding Stack Exchange are the ones working tirelessly to solve the very dumbest of problems. Got a problem with your fictional alternate reality universe? Logistics you want to work through? Poorly drawn metaphors you want to hammer home with Hard Science? Let's waste our time together.

This week, The F Plus asks what is a hat.

Music used:

Wire - Too Late
Johnny Cash ft. Big Bird - Don't Take Your Ones To Town

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

279: Masters of Bating May 13, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Jack Chick Kumquatxop Lemon

reading: jackinchat.com

Content provided by Napoleon Blownapart.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.

If you're looking for a place where old men are chattin' about jackin', you could do a lot worse than JackinChat dot com. These are men who have transcended masturbation as you might know it and recognize it as the only pure form of human expression; an expression best conveyed with sexually explicit emoticons.

This week, The F Plus is going for The Full 24 Hours.

Music used:

The Capitols - Cool Jerk
Clarence Carter - Strokin'

278: It's Trichy! Apr 03, 2018

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with: Bunnybread Frank West Kumquatxop Achilles' Heelies Lemon

reading: kinkyforums.com

Content provided by Morgan.
Edited by Lemon.

You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most desirable haircuts, but they really like hair. And, as you're about to learn, their love of hair comes at a disservice to you, personally.

This week, The F Plus actually was commenting on your beautiful bobs.

Music used:

Grand Central Station - Hair
INXS - Suicide Blonde

277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) Mar 14, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: myfirsttime.com

Content provided by Nikaer Drekin.
Edited by Lemon.

The website MyFirstTime.com was launched in 1997 to collect stories of formative sexual experiences from its visitors. Those stories are, on average, outright fabrications written by people whose pornography habits influence their worldview. As you read the actual content of some of the more popular stories posted, you'll recognize that's a good thing.

This week, The F Plus will touch your pinacolada with our hands. Whooopee!

Music used:

FKA Twigs - Lights On
Gucci Mane - Virgin

276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän Mar 05, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West John Toast Portaxx Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: urbandictionary.com

Content provided by Ragnarok Boobies.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

For nearly 20 years, the website Urban Dictionary has been providing definitions for words and terms not covered by the Merriam-Webster dictionary. And that statement is true, so you needn't concern yourself with the cromulence of these definitions, or exactly how many fictitious sex acts need to be defined. Because this time we have a game show to play and it doesn't go smoothly.

This week, The F Plus tries to figure out the difference between Lil Pump and Lil Peep.

Music used:

Dream Warriors - My Definition of a Boombastic Jazz Style
The Germs - Lexicon Devil

275: Plane Crazy Feb 14, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear STOG Bunnybread Isfahan Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: reddit.com furaffinity.net deviantart.com

Content provided by Mix.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Our world was made a lot smaller with the proliferation of airplanes. Costing hundreds of millions of dollars apiece, an airplane can provide safe and efficient travel over the Atlantic in mere hours. Planes are great! Who wouldn't want to fuck one?

This week, The F Plus comes for the plane sex and stays for the Deviantart poetry.

Music used:

1000 Mona Lisas- Jet
The Damned- Jet Boy Jet Girl

274: The Computer Wrote These Jan 21, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: botnik.org

In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik's predictive text generators: the system used to write Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. We give that a once over, and then play around with our own, including a Nicki Minaj song, Seinfeld beat poetry, and some crossover fic.

This episode is a bit o' knickers.

Music used:

Shudder To Think - X-French Tee Shirt
Nicki Minaj - Only
Tom Waits - Tom Traubert's Blues
Kevin MacLeod - Fast Talkin'
Seinfeld Theme
West Wing Opening Theme
West Wing Closing Theme
a lot of Harry Potter production music

273: Flashlight Enthusiasts? Jan 16, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Frank West Nutshell Gulag Jack Chick Lemon

reading: reddit.com candlepowerforums.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Achilles' Heelies.

There's a couple hundred thousand members of CandlePowerForums and I don't mind telling you: those folks are really into flashlights. In what is probably our most jargon-filled episode, we're exploring the predilictions of these (exclusively) men who want to share their obsession with their wives and children, who are having none of it.

This week, The F Plus is attaching the tube to our tub, and the tub to our tube.

Music used:

Santigold - Lights Out
Kanye West - Flashing Lights

272: Yiff The Gathering Jan 06, 2018

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with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Frank West STOG Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: furoticon.com

Content provided by Mix.
Edited by Lemon.

Furoticon is a game similar to Magic: The Gathering, but with two important distinctions: The objective of the game is to get your furry trading cards to have sex with each other and the rules are impossible to figure out. But we're not going to let that slow us down. We're going to read these rules, and if that doesn't make us horny, we'll move onto to the forum roleplay.

This week, The F Plus doesn't know what we can do, but you don't have to pay anything if you don't want the final product.

Music used:

Har Mar Superstar - Restless Leg
DJ Lobsterdust - Booty Pressure

271: The Screenplays of ComicsNix Dec 21, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: fanfiction.net

Content provided by Eider Duck.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications that arose after Bella Swan summoned Satan to be her personal bodyguard.

This week, The F Plus learns vengenge is a dish best served could.

Music used:

Motorhead - Heroes
!!! - All My Heroes Are Weirdos

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