The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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317: Sticky! Icky! Icky! Dec 29, 2019

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with: Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Kumquatxop J W Friedman Lemon

reading: sticky-site.com deviantart.com

Content provided by Mr. Hunky Academia,Girlkisser.
Edited by Lemon.

The Wiki Sticky Site may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as "Stuck In Glue Fetishists" have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is crucially important that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, because this is not a place for fantasy.

This week, The F Plus is still stuck in the window.

Music used:

Ludacris - Saturday (Ooh Ooh!)
White Lung - Glue

316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread Dec 22, 2019

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with: Isfahan Frank West Nutshell Gulag Zarla Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Wrought.
Edited by Lemon.

The frequent posters over at r/WhoWouldWin are looking for hard scientific evidence of what would happen if Popeye got into a knife fight with Johnny Bravo but also if being in a high altitude environment would change the outcome. It's a dumb thing to think about, and therefore there are several hundred thousand words on the subject.

This week, The F Plus is horrified to discover that Garfield has killed at least one man.

Music used:

IDLES - Never Fight A Man With A Perm
McLusky - To Hell With Good Intentions

315: A Representative Sample Of Fetlife Dec 11, 2019

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with: Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Portaxx Cheapskate Lemon

reading: fetlife.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Over six years ago, Montrith gave us a Fetlife document. So thanks, Montrith.

This week, The F Plus is really into Snugglefuxxx.

Music used:

Rheostatics - Here Come The Wolves
Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U

314: Too Many Pumps Dec 01, 2019

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with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: newart.com

Content provided by Cat Examiner.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

From the title alone, you may have some incorrect guesses at what's kept the community over at Newart.com thriving since 1996, but quickly you'll learn (as we did) that they're bound by a singular focus of pumping, inflating, and injecting their junk. And then they post pictures. Oh christ, we've seen the pictures. We see them when we close our eyes.

This week, The F Plus achieves The Engored Look.

Music used:

20 Fingers ft. Gilette - Short Dick Man
The Pixies - Gigantic

313: The Suicide Banquet Nov 05, 2019

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with: Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies John Toast Portaxx Frank West Squiddy Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon STOG Nutshell Gulag Victor Laszlo

reading: wikihow.com

Content provided by Neal.
Edited by Lemon.

At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following...

Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive
Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole
John Toast: Tofu French Toast
Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts (video)
Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches
Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry Popsicles
Boots Raingear: Fenelon Poutine
Bunnybread: Boob Cake
Lemon: Raw Vegan Tom Kha Soup
STOG: Parsnip Pancakes
Nutshell Gulag: Tuna, Lemon Gelatin, and Pimento Pie
Victor Laszlo: Creamy Coconut Spirulina Superfood Smoothie

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Music used:

Galt MacDermot - Coffee Cold
Onra - Still Broke
Jackie Mittoo & the Skatalites - El Bang Bang
Bonobo - Silver

Chapters provided by Lemon

312: Failure Is The Only Option Sep 29, 2019

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with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.

The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as "Not in Education, Employment or Training", and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women.

This week, we start writing some magical realist self help fiction.

Music used:

Brad Sucks - Dirtbag
The Damned - Neat Neat Neat

311: I Am The Goddess Of Salvia Sep 17, 2019

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Bunnybread Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Lemon

reading: bluelight.org

Content provided by Mix.
Edited by Lemon.

While bluelight.org is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently.

This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, OK?

Music used:

Butthole Surfers - Goofy's Concern
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

310: Big Gay, Little Gay Sep 06, 2019

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with: Jack Chick Frank West Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: coiledfist.org

Content provided by Girlkisser,The Smoking Dad.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.

The people who frequent the unpleasantly named Coiled Fist are gay men with a specific predilection; Either they want much bigger men to be sexually rude to them, or they want to be sexually rude to much smaller men. Oh, also they hate shaving their balls. It's so time consuming!

This week, we started out climbing the rope but now we're all into feet.

Music used:

Sparks - Eaten By The Monster of Love
The Kinks - Big Sky

309: !sleep Aug 26, 2019

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with: Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Zarla Boots Raingear

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins.
Edited by Lemon.

r/nosleep describes itself as "a subreddit for realistic horror stories." Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear's internet to drop out for a while! 😱

This week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns correctly, for once.

Music used:

Beastie Boys - No Sleep Til Brooklyn
This Heat - Sleep

308: Is It Edible? Aug 17, 2019

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with: STOG Squiddy Jack Chick Lemon

reading: isitnormal.com

Content provided by Wrought.
Edited by Lemon.

Originally launched in 2005, Is It Normal? is a website where people can describe their own peculiarities, and the rest of the internet can weigh in on if that is "normal" or not. For our second trip to the site, we're looking specifically at the food-related questions that people have asked the site, and learning very little in the process.

This week, The F Plus is in solidarity with that Chili's waiter.

Music used:

Wire - Strange
Screaming Females - Glass House

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