The Darkest Timeline Podcast

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S05E02 - Planet 51 (2009) Jul 21, 2017

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A review of 2009's animated space faring Rock vehicle that crashed a burned upon re-entry, Planet 51, starring Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman, Seann William Scott, and John Cleese.

S05E01 - Next (2007) Jul 14, 2017

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A review of 2007's time traveling-ish Nick Cage epic known as Next, starring Nicholas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel, Thomas Kretschmann, Tory Kittles, and Peter Falk.

PE02 - Dragonball Evolution (2009) Jul 07, 2017

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A review of 2009's crime against childhood memory; Dragonball Evolution, starring Justin Chatwin, Emmy Rossum, James Marsters, Jamie Chung, Chow Yun-fat, Joon Park, and Eriko Tamura.

S04PS - Post Season 4 Podcast Jun 30, 2017

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A review of all eighteen movies we watched this season, rating from most to least tolerable. This one stars David, Ian, and Dylan. Yeah, I put us in the starring category.

S04E18 - Street Fighter (1994) Jun 23, 2017

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A review of 1994's eminently confusing try at one of the most recognizable video game franchises of all time; Street Fighter. It stars Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raúl Juliá with support by Byron Mann, Damian Chapa, Kylie Minogue, Ming-Na Wen and Wes Studi.

S04E17 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) Jun 16, 2017

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A review of 1997's landmark first-ever video game movie sequel, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Congratulations, guys, you killed it. Literally. It stars Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, Brian Thompson, Sandra Hess, Irina Pantaeva and James Remar.

S04E16 - Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) Jun 09, 2017

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A review of 2015's failure at a second film-franchise attempt on the Hitman game series that was Hitman: Agent 47, starring Rupert Friend, Hannah Ware, Zachary Quinto, Ciarán Hinds, and Thomas Kretschmann.

S04E15 - Mortal Kombat (1995) Jun 02, 2017

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A review of 1995's successful attempt at actually making money on a video game adaptation that was Mortal Kombat, starring Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Bridgette Wilson, and Christopher Lambert.

S04E14 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003) May 26, 2017

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A review of 2003's attempt to sequel out of their 2001 run at the Tomb Raider, starring Angelina Jolie as the titular "Tomb Raider" and featuring Gerard Butler as her love interest.

S04E13 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) May 19, 2017

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A review of 2001's attempt at the Tomb Raider franchise "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" starring Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Daniel Craig, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, and Chris Barrie.

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