The Darkest Timeline Podcast

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S04E03 - Wing Commander (1999) Mar 03, 2017

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A review of the 1999 holy-what-the-f mess that was Wing Commander, starring Freddie Prinze, Jr., Matthew Lillard, Saffron Burrows, Tchéky Karyo, Jürgen Prochnow, David Suchet, and David Warner. Yeah, all of them.

S04E02 - Double Dragon (1994) Feb 24, 2017

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A review at 1994's brave attempt at a video game adaptation; Double Dragon, starring Mark Dacascos, Scott Wolf, and Alyssa Milano.

S04E01 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) Feb 17, 2017

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A review of 2009's try at a second Street Fighter movie that was arguably worse than the first one; Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li starring Kristin Kreuk.

S03PS - Post-Season 3 Feb 10, 2017

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A ranking of all 14 films we watched this season, from best to worst, starring David, Ian, and Dylan. What do you think the worst will be?

A01b - Arsenal (2017) Feb 03, 2017

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A review of the 2017 sudo/spiritual sequel to 1993's Deadfall, starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, Adrian Grenier, Johnathon Schaech.

A01a - Deadfall (1993) Jan 27, 2017

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An Anniversary re-review of our first podcast film, 1993's Cage-tastic "The Sting" wannabe, "Deadfall" starring Michael Biehn, James Coburn, and Nicholas Cage.

S03E14 - X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Jan 20, 2017

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A review of the 2006 barely complete puzzle made out of many different puzzles, X-Men: The Last Stand, starring Hugh Jackman and damn near everybody else.

S03E13 - The Postman (1997) Jan 13, 2017

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A review of the 1997 three hour post-apocalyptic epic known as "The Postman" starring Kevin Costner.

ACS01 - Jingle All The Way (1996) Dec 23, 2016

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A review of the 1996 Christmas classic, Jingle All The Way, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad

S03E12 - Waterworld (1995) Dec 16, 2016

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A review of the 1995 look at the waterpocolypse of the future, Waterworld, starring Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper.