The Darkest Timeline Podcast

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HSiS01 - Critters 4 - 1992 Oct 06, 2017

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A review of 1992's last word in the evil tribbles horror franchise "Critters". Yes, Critters 4, starring Don Keith Opper, Terrence Mann, Angela Bassett and Brad Dourif.

PE05 - Supergirl (1984) Sep 29, 2017

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A review of 1984's best possible try at a spin-off of the Christopher Reeves Superman series, "Supergirl" starring Helen Slater as Supergirl, along with Faye Dunaway, Mia Farrow and Peter O'Toole.

S05E08 - The Lone Ranger (2013) Sep 22, 2017

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A review of 2013's western with a wholey unnecessary framing device, "The Lone Ranger" starring Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp.

S05E07 - Entourage (2015) Sep 15, 2017

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A review of 2015's really-boring-to-watch-if-you-never-saw-the-show film "Entourage". Starring all the people that were in Entourage and a lot of celebrity cameos.

S05E04 - Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) Sep 08, 2017

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A review of 2002's madness incarnate that is Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu as Ecks and Sever respectively.

PE04 - Pixels (2015) Sep 01, 2017

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A review of 2015's really excessively nerdy "Pixels"! Which stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Josh Gad, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Monaghan, Brian Cox, Ashley Benson, and Jane Krakowski.

S05E06 - The Expendables 3 (2014) Aug 25, 2017

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A review of 2014's 1980's high-action blood-boiler, "The Expendables 3"! It stars a whole damn lot of people, but lets be real; the star is Sylvester Stallone.

S05E05 - Assassins (1995) Aug 18, 2017

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A review of 1995's action packed waiting game that was Assassins! Not the best movie ever made, nor the worst, but it is pretty boring. It stars Sylvester Stalone, Antonio Banderas, and Julianne Moore.

PE03 - Surf Ninjas (1993) Aug 04, 2017

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A review of 1993's action pack surf-romp, Surf Ninjas! Probably the worst ever description of that movie. In any case, it stars Ernie Reyes, Jr., Rob Schneider, Nicolas Cowan and Leslie Nielsen. Yeah. I know.

S05E03 - G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Jul 28, 2017

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A review of 2013's G.I Joe sequel that adapted the source material: G.I. Joe: Retaliation! Starring Dwayne Johnson, D. J. Cotrona, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Stevenson, Bruce Willis, Byung-hun Lee, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, Arnold Vosloo, and Channing Tatum.

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