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PE10 - Delta Farce - 2007 Mar 02, 2018

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A Patron's Choice review of a qualifier for the title "worst movie ever", the 2007 Larry the Cable Guy fueled mess that was "Delta Farce" Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls, Danny Trejo, and Keith David.

S05E16 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - 2003 Feb 23, 2018

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A review of the 2003 adaptation of Alan Moore's Graphic Novel, "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" starring Sean Connery, Naseeruddin Shah, Peta Wilson, Tony Curran, Stuart Townsend, Shane West, Jason Flemyng, and Richard Roxburgh.

S05E15 - Deep Rising - 1998 Feb 16, 2018

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A review of 1998's Action/Horror "Deep Rising", starring Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony Heald, Kevin J. O'Connor, Wes Studi, Derrick O'Connor, Jason Flemyng, and Djimon Hounsou.

S05E14 - F/X2: The Deadly Art of Illusion - 1991 Feb 09, 2018

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A review of 1991's sequel to a much better movie from 1986, both starring Bryan Brown and Brian Dennehy, "F/X2: The Deadly Art of Illusion".

PE09 - The Cobbler - 2014 Feb 02, 2018

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A Patron's Choice review of 2014's super confusingly un-Adam-Sandlery Adam Sandler project, "The Cobbler" starring Adam Sandler, Dan Stevens, Dustin Hoffman and Steve Buscemi.

A02 - Doom - 2005 Jan 26, 2018

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A redo review of 2005's action-horror video game adaptation- no, a Resident Evil didn't come out that year, I'm talking about "Doom" starring Karl Urban, Dwayne Johnson, and Rosamund Pike.

S05E13 - Blame it on the Bellboy - 1992 Jan 19, 2018

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A review of the 1992's annoying comedy of errors "Blame it on the Bellboy" starring Dudley Moore, Bryan Brown, Patsy Kensit, Richard Griffiths, Andreas Katsulas, and Bronson Pinchot.

S05E12 - Second Sight - 1989 Jan 12, 2018

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A review of the 1989's masterpiece of divisivness "Second Sight" starring John Larroquette, Bronson Pinchot, Stuart Pankin and Bess Armstrong.

PE08 - Jem and the Holograms - 2015 Jan 05, 2018

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A Patron's Choice review of 2015's Jem and the Holograms (thanks to our traitorous Patrons) "starring" Aubrey Peeples, Stefanie Scott, Hayley Kiyoko, Aurora Perrineau, Ryan Guzman, Molly Ringwald, and Juliette Lewis.

C17E03 - Bad Santa 2 (2016) Dec 29, 2017

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A final Christmas season review of a film that does not know when to stop, and probably shouldn't have started in the first place. Yes, Bad Santa 2 (2016), starring Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Kathy Bates, and Christina Hendricks.

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