Texas Podcast Massacre

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103 Zombie: Survival of the Perkiest May 13, 2019

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Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victims David and Liz take a trip to the Antilles to review the Giallo horror and gore classic from 1979, Zombie.

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Debate Question (5:50): What is the best zombie franchise?
Movie Review (17:00): Zombie (1979)
It Could Be Worse... (57:46)
Wheel of Genres (63:20): Zombie as a Police Procedural
Final Cut (69:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

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102 The Burning: In the 80s Nobody Cared May 06, 2019

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Join Texas Podcast Massacre and returning bunkmate Kevin Castle as they tell campfire stories about Cropsy and review the 1981 camp classic The Burning.

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Debate Question (2:07): What garden tool would you use to kill teens?
Movie Review (09:17): The Burning (1981)
It Could Be Worse... (45:09)
Final Cut (47:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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BONUS: Game of Thrones: The Long Night May 03, 2019

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Say "Not Today" to the God of Death with Texas Podcast Massacre as they discuss "The Long Night" episode of Game of Thrones in a very special bonus episode!

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101 Final Destination: A Boy Angers the Many-Faced God Apr 29, 2019

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The Final Destination elevator pitch: Ominous breezes. Ominous water. Ominous airplanes. Ominous John Denver.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they figure out death's plan and review the movie that launched a teen franchise, 2000's Final Destination.

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Debate Question (03:40): What would it take for you to freak out and get off a plane?
Movie Review (11:11): Final Destination (2000)
It Could Be Worse... (51:10)
Wheel of Genres: Final Destination as a Whodunit (53:30)
Final Cut (55:54): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Tourist Trap: Episode 12 (Re-Release) Apr 22, 2019

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Re-release of episode 12!

The young, attractive TPM crew along with amateur mechanic/unsuspecting victim David take an ill-advised detour off the highway this week. They discuss the finer points of creating mannequins, debate the worst tourist trap attractions and review the 1979 ESP mannequin nightmare + slasher film Tourist Trap.

Song (00:29): Davey Gaga - Plaster Face
News (05:01)
Debate Question (13:36): What is the worst tourist trap to get stuck at?
Movie Review (22:14): Tourist Trap
What Would You Do Differently? (79:33)
Awards: (83:04)
Final Cut (85:29): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

100 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Episode 100 Apr 15, 2019

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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre elevator pitch: Mask beauty tips. Broom assaults. Bone furniture. Family dinners.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre for their 100th episode as we answer listener questions in our very first mailbag and review our own namesake The Texas Chain Saw Massacre!

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Mailbag (09:19)
Movie Review (39:43): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
It Could Be Worse... (75:40)
Wheel of Genres (79:30): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre as Shakespearean epic
Final Cut (83:43): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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099 Pet Sematary: Every Horror Movie Starts With a Realtor Apr 08, 2019

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The Pet Sematary elevator pitch: Big Rigs. Evil ReMax agents. Leaving kids in the car. Sometimes dead is better...100% of the time.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they check out the latest Steven King remake Pet Sematary and decide once and for all if 'dead is better'... and the answer is 100% yes.

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Debate Question (03:17): What's the next Steven King remake you want to see?
Spoiler-free Movie Review (14:32)
Movie Review (35:52): Pet Sematary (2019)
It Could Be Worse... (59:55)
Wheel of Genres: Pet Sematary as a musical (64:55)
Final Cut (70:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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098 Frailty: I Want More McConaughey! Apr 01, 2019

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The Frailty elevator pitch: Bad parenting. An ax named Otis. Lax child labor laws. McConna-Soze.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre and special guest Drew Yari as they discuss visions, angels and ax names while reviewing the 2001 Texas-filled thriller Frailty.

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Debate Question (06:35): What's the worst weapon to kill demons with?
Movie Review (15:39): Frailty (2001)
It Could Be Worse... (64:10)
Wheel of Genres: Frailty as a SyFy B-Movie (72:25)
Final Cut (78:36): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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097 Us: If You Have Fear In Your Heart... Mar 25, 2019

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The Us elevator pitch: Getting five on it. Family trips to the beach. Masks that will give you nightmares. Too many rabbits to not be creepy.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they hilariously debate who could defeat their doppelgangers and review the latest Jordan Peele horror film Us.

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Debate Question (09:02): Could you defeat your doppelganger?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (18:13): Us (2019)
Spoiler Movie Review (41:57)
It Could Be Worse... (64:40)
Wheel of Genres: Us as a Soap Opera (71:00)
Final Cut (74:09): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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096 Leprechaun in the Hood: Sean Jean Connery Mar 18, 2019

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The Leprechaun in the Hood elevator pitch: Ice-T has bills to pay. We somehow go from outer space to Compton. The Leprechaun has the worst rap name of all time. The Leprechaun raps the worst raps of all time.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they ring in Saint Patrick's Day with plenty of Guinness and Jameson to try to make sense of the 2000 straight-to-DVD bomb Leprechaun in the Hood.

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