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    Square Roots – THE Classic RPG Podcast

    Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they’re the fun kind of dumb, and that’s what counts.

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    Chrono Trigger Part 3 - Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ACK! Oct 23, 2017
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    Chrono Trigger Part 3

    We're into the thick of things with Chrono Trigger as we hit everyone's favorite part of the game: Magus's Castle! Yep, that's right! Flea! Slash! Ozzie! Our panel of experts including noted pervazoid Jim Banks, loveable curmudgeon Matthew Van Zandt, mysterious genius Vanessa Girl and Manic Pixie Dream Bear John Brandon ask the questions you've always wanted answers to: is Ayla really just Cathy? Does Ayla even have a tail? Is she hitting on Lucca? Is Lucca even interested? What's Vanessa's beef with Mister Tumness? Did the Reptites draw wieners on everyones faces after passing out from the "soup"? Also! A special guest appearance by everyone's favorite Badyear Racer, Johnny!

    Find out these answers and so many more in the latest episode of Square Roots!

    This week: We finish the chapter Unnatural Selection and get the heck out of the Prehistoric World! Next week: We hit the climactic turning point of Lavos Beckons!

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our opening song is courtesy of Hyperduck Soundworks! Hit up their homepage at: hyperduck.co.uk Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/hyperducksw Check them out on twitter at @hyperduckchris

    Our end song is performed by insaneintherainmusic: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/insaneintherainmusic Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/insaneintherainmusic

    Chrono Trigger Part 2 - Funky Temperate Medina Oct 16, 2017
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    Chrono Trigger Part 2

    After a very, very long Blade Runner talk and Jim gets the future year wrong, we settle in for our usual expert panel on all your burning Chrono Trigger questions, such as; why does Matthew constantly misquote Judge Dredd? Did they get wet after being squirted out from Heckran's Cave? Is Vanessa using jet bike racing as some kind of euphemism? Why is Matthew heck-bent on getting Vanessa an eight ball? What even IS an eight ball? Are those white fluffy things big cats or big chickens?

    Find out these answers and so many more in the latest episode of Square Roots!

    This week: We complete the chapter Tata and the Frog and head to the Prehistoric World! Next week: We finish the chapter Unnatural Selection and finish up the second Prehistoric World trip.

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our opening song is courtesy of Hyperduck Soundworks! Hit up their homepage at: hyperduck.co.uk Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/hyperducksw Check them out on twitter at @hyperduckchris

    Our end song is performed by insaneintherainmusic: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/insaneintherainmusic Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/insaneintherainmusic

    Chrono Trigger Part 1 - Party Like It's 999 Oct 09, 2017
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    Chrono Trigger Part 1

    We start our new time-hopping adventure in a talk that gets very, very mired in discussing what would and wouldn't be ethical to do with your inert clone. Other questions raised: Is this a total palette swap of a game? What floor does Lucca live on anyhow? What is the technology level of 1000 AD Crono Trigger? Should we advertise for companies on spec? Is Secret of Mana the distant future of Chrono Trigger? Can we tell the difference between KISS and Insane Clown Posse albums? It's perfectly natural to cuddle your clone, right? Should some yums be yucked?

    Find out these answers and so many more in the latest episode of Square Roots!

    This week: We begin Chrono Trigger, and play until the bridge boss after the trial! Next week: We play until the end of Tata and the Frog and before leaving for the prehistoric world.

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our opening song is courtesy of Hyperduck Soundworks! Hit up their homepage at: hyperduck.co.uk Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/hyperducksw Check them out on twitter at @hyperduckchris

    Our end song is performed by insaneintherainmusic: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/insaneintherainmusic Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/insaneintherainmusic

    Final Fantasy XII Part 9 - Muscle Toddler Trudeau Oct 02, 2017
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    Final Fantasy XII Part 9

    Vanessa and Matthew don't like the idea of playing Darkseed 2 and Beyond the Beyond at the same time and take steps to change history as we settle on what to play next. As we hit the end of Final Fantasy XII questions are asked: Is Pennywise a total CILF? Is Venat a creepy life coach? Is Vayne the Justin Trudeau of Final Fantasy? Do many good games end with terrible muscle man boss fights? Are there too many liberties taken with the translation? Where the heck were Venat and Vayne walking to anyway? Is Fran just overdramatic?

    Find out these answers and so many more in the latest episode of Square Roots!

    This week: We finish Final Fantasy XII! Next week: We play until the end of the trial in.... Darkseed 2 and Beyond the Beyond? No.

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our theme song is courtesy of Knight of the Round. Hit up their homepage at: http://knightoftheround.com/ Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/KOTRmetal/ Check them out on twitter at @KOTRMetal

    Final Fantasy XII Part 8 - We All Float Down Here Sep 25, 2017
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    Final Fantasy XII Part 8

    The next game is announced! And it's real bad. But maybe Matthew and Vanessa can have a chance to put right what once went wrong. We go deep inside Pharos which, as must be pointed out, is a large building and not the ghost kid from Persona 3. Questions addressed in this episode: do scarves cancel out fedoras? Is a boss really called Slit the Fish Monster? Have you tried a Final Fantasy XII cleanse? Did we just fight a Hatchimal? Will Vanessa make a million dollars with her Manse idea? What are Dude Wipes and why do they upset Vanessa anyway? What does Fy Forse Fints mean?

    This week: We complete Pharos and get ready for the last adventure. Next week: We finish Final Fantasy XII!

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our theme song is courtesy of Knight of the Round. Hit up their homepage at: http://knightoftheround.com/ Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/KOTRmetal/ Check them out on twitter at @KOTRMetal

    Final Fantasy XII Part 7 - Fancy Auron Versus Beardy Pinkshorts Sep 18, 2017
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    Final Fantasy XII Part 7

    We dabble in converting the podcast to pure ASMR after Matthew was swept away in a hurricane. Questions asked in this episode: Is Daddy Cid really just Fancy Auron? Is Port Balfonheim a pleasant hive of scum and villany? Will Jim and John out themselves as Vayne Supporters after C** Fest '94? What the heck is a Manse? Can a three wheeled car really work?

    This week: We travel through Draklor's Lab through to the gates of Pharos. Next week: We finish Pharos!

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our theme song is courtesy of Knight of the Round. Hit up their homepage at: http://knightoftheround.com/ Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/KOTRmetal/ Check them out on twitter at @KOTRMetal

    Final Fantasy XII Part 6 - Loafin' Around Sep 11, 2017
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    Final Fantasy XII Part 6 Stay tuned past the credits for a very, very special bonus Level Up!

    Today on Square Roots: we learn all about the origins of meatloaf, Al-Cid's assistant goes from schoolgirl to business casual as things get serious; Jim and Matthew get a sweet new comic idea; the gang questions the transport infrastructure of another fantasy world; we meet the greatest hunt of all time; John can't pronounce Draco Malfoy and so much more!

    This week: We hit Old Archaedia! Next week: We get to Pharos, who is not the kid from Persona 3.

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our theme song is courtesy of Knight of the Round. Hit up their homepage at: http://knightoftheround.com/ Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/KOTRmetal/ Check them out on twitter at @KOTRMetal

    Final Fantasy XII Part 5 - You're Tearing Me Apart, Larsa Sep 04, 2017
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    Final Fantasy XII Part 5

    Who would kill Judge Judy? We have the answer, and it's not who you think on this political intrigue packed episode of Square Roots: Topics included for your approval: Vanessa takes a third taco option; Sega conning John into buying $80 Yakuza games; sub-nipular body hair; one of our crew mixes up the words to Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer and Information Society's What's On Your Mind; hard hitting reporting on the hat-usage of Wus; and finally, a dungeon everyone likes!

    This week: We clear out the Miriam Stillshrine! Next week: We make the trek to Old Archaedia.

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our theme song is courtesy of Knight of the Round. Hit up their homepage at: http://knightoftheround.com/ Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/KOTRmetal/ Check them out on twitter at @KOTRMetal

    Final Fantasy XII Part 4 - A Cacophony of Boy Detectives Aug 28, 2017
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    Final Fantasy XII Part 4

    So much political dramatics. Will Vayne kill Larsa? Will Larsa kill Vayne? Who are all these Senators? Do these judges want to kill Vayne or Larsa? What happens if you leave deifacted nethecite in the oven just a little too long? FIND OUT. Also: Vanessa does stand up, wedding ring re-use is discussed, we dive into physiological gender divergence among the Viera, Vanessa makes a sex joke, we debate if the show has veered into A Game of Thrones or Fight Club territory, spatchcocking, the morality of Wood banishment, and so much more!

    This week: We finish exploring the Henne Mines and ice an elder dragon. Next week: We vanquish the Miram Stillshrine!

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our theme song is courtesy of Knight of the Round. Hit up their homepage at: http://knightoftheround.com/ Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/KOTRmetal/ Check them out on twitter at @KOTRMetal

    Final Fantasy XII Part 3 - A Nightmare on Sandsea Aug 21, 2017
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    Final Fantasy XII Part 3

    We descend into the spooky depths of the Tomb of Raithwall to help prove that Ashe is really a princess in this sand-filled, Star Warsy episode of Square Roots. So many questions that we may or may not answer in this episode. Does Vaan also hate sand? Does Larsa have a crush on Penelo? Is Fran the Chewbacca? Are there any zones in this game that aren't vaguely desert-y? Why are elementals such jerks? Why does this group just keep getting arrested? Has Matthew finally accepted this game's pronunciation of Marquis? Will Vanessa find out what a daddybear really is?

    This week: We plunge into the tomb of Raithwall! Next week: We finish exploring the Henne Mines!

    Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

    Our theme song is courtesy of Knight of the Round. Hit up their homepage at: http://knightoftheround.com/ Check them out on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/KOTRmetal/ Check them out on twitter at @KOTRMetal

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