Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Persona 3 Part 2 - The Jim-Nasium Jun 05, 2017

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Persona 3 - Part 2 Please be aware due to the nature of the game suicide is discussed.

We storm the school in this week's Square Roots! An epic, spooky ghost-story filled Full Moon Operation is just the start though, as we get some new team members, battle some baddies, and maybe, MAYBE talk about mid-terms. Topics covered include: John's disturbing paternal instincts; Parent Fight Club; we rename the Quest Log the Velvet Compendium; Shuji's Pun Bonanza; Kathy Griffin's hair; Vanessa climbs the social ladder; the game gets real with the bullying; we learn the dark secrets of the Jim-Nasium and are locked inside, and so much more!

This week: We play through the June Full Moon Operation! Next week: We play through the July Full Moon Operation!

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Our theme song is courtesy of Sapphire.

Original Artist(s): Shoji Meguro & Yumi Kawamura

English Lyrics by: Merr, Sapphire, & Y. Chang

Instrumental by: SHADOWFOX2 and Zach Striefel.

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Persona 3 Part 1 - Shin Megaman Tengen May 29, 2017

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Persona 3 - Part 1 Please be aware due to the nature of the game suicide is discussed.

ALRIGHT! Finally, we move on to a real meaty, grindy, turn-basedey game! And we LOVE it. In this episode we answer a lot of questions: Bernie Janders or Best Jugs? Are evokers real guns? Does sleeping in class make you more popular? Is Shuji a creep? Who would show up at GeckoCon 2016? What's the difference between the PS2 and PSP version of Persona 3? Any difference between playing as a girl or boy? Is there a femur inside AJ Junior?

This week: We play through the first Full Moon Operation! Next week: We play through the second Full Moon Operation!

Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Our theme song is courtesy of Sapphire.

Original Artist(s): Shoji Meguro & Yumi Kawamura

English Lyrics by: Merr, Sapphire, & Y. Chang

Instrumental by: SHADOWFOX2 and Zach Striefel.

https://www.youtube.com/user/StrawberryCreme26

Check her out on twitter at @sapphberry

Kingdom Hearts Part 7 - Come, Guardian! May 22, 2017

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Kingdom Hearts - Part 7

We push to the finish of Kingdom Hearts in record time, reflecting on the journey as we destroy the... six?... forms of Ansem. Other topics enjoyed today: Race Jenkins PI; Finding Kurt Zisa; Come Guardian / Eldritch Backpack / Come Kazooie / Banjo Cthulu; this is the new flesh: a floating turducken of biomechanical anime tropes; Pluto just being really into pup play; KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT; RPG / pop culture mashups; and so much more!

This week: We finish Kingdom Heats! Next week: We play through the end of the first full moon operation of Persona 3!

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Kingdom Hearts Part 6 - Beauty and Adam Carolla ft. Thirsty Grandma May 15, 2017

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Kingdom Hearts - Part 6

NEXT GAME ANNOUNCEMENT! Matthew has audio problems throughout this episode and kind of disappears for a bit. Highlights of this episode include: it ain't no Hollow Bastion; we get randomly ditched by Donald and Goofy; Vanessa, Jim and Matthew defend the virtues of the Goofy Movie; an analysis of the later works of Clarabel Cow; Riku's Super Saiyan Suit; Banksy's See n' Say; Jim lists the Seven Princesses* of Heart in alphabetical order; Not-Being-A-Prizeitude; Sora's disturbing suicide; the oddly muscular behemoth; stay tuned through the credits for an extra special DeviantArt analysis!

*Alice is not actually a princess.

This week: Hollow Bastion! Next week: It's the end of the world as we know it!

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Kingdom Hearts Part 5 - Thicc With Two C's May 08, 2017

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Kingdom Hearts - Part 5

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Vanessa, Matthew, Jim and John tackle two more worlds in this smashing episode of Square Roots. Questions resolved include: who directed A Nightmare Before Christmas? Is Tinkerbell thicc? Just who is Chris Sarandon anyway? Is flying the only element of childish joy in Matthew's heart? Why is Riku bossing around Captain Hook? What the heck is happening anyway? We may not have the right answer to any of these questions, but we try our best around Halloweentown and Neverland.

This week: It's time for Halloween Town and we soar through Neverland! Next week: We storm the Hollow Bastion!

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Kingdom Hearts Part 4 - Down Where It's Wetter May 01, 2017

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Kingdom Hearts - Part 4

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What is vore? John explains. This is relevant: today we get swallowed by Monstro before heading off to the Little Mermaid world of Atlantica, where Ursula also tries to swallow you! Also: being eaten alive by snakes, BRIAN BLESSED RETURNS, we imagine Dreamworks Hearts, puppet fetishes, we debate Ariel's family tree and the Little Mermaid expanded universe, hair nomenclature, and so much more!

This week: We go down where it's wetter in Monstro and Atlantica! Next week: We hit up Halloween Town and then move on to... Neverland!

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Kingdom Hearts Part 3 - The Blue Genie's Kisses Might Be Softer Apr 24, 2017

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Kingdom Hearts - Part 3

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Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You're gonna die! Is there any way to tell what age Joseph Gordon Levitt is in any particular role? Is Angels in the Outfield a good movie? Not only do we debate blue genie versus red genie on kiss softness, stealing from Winnie the Pooh, the dollar store Genie, hunting Rosie O'Donnell, the type of cat head the cave of wonders entrance actually is, Tarzan's relative attractiveness, Jiminy Cricket's white van, Brian Blessed's giant mouth, and so, so much more.

This week: We thrash through the Deep Jungle and Agrabah! Next week: We swim through the vore world of Monstro and on to Atlantica!

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Kingdom Hearts Part 2 - Cloud Strife: Cat Fan? Apr 17, 2017

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Kingdom Hearts - Part 2

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We begin with Vanessa's Corrections Corner as she realizes there may have been some factual inaccuracies in the previous podcast. Also: Vanessa unleashes a sick burn, John debuts Level Up Classic to much consternation, Encyclopedia Van Zandt does sound detective work over Vanessa's knowledge of Hercules songs, we debate what Vincent from Final Fantasy VII is wearing, secrets are told and hearts are broken. Also there's some nonsense about keys shooting lasers at keyholes.

This week: We play through until you beat Cerberus at Mount Olympus. Next week: We secure the Jungle World and Agribah!

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Kingdom Hearts Part 1 - But Does That Mean I Have To Meet Your Father? Apr 10, 2017

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Kingdom Hearts - Part 1

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It's a relatively smut-free episode as we take a raft through the galaxy that is Kingdom Hearts. All the hosts are amazed by John's flawless and totally not terrifying Donald Duck impression as well as David Boreanis's acting. Other questions today include: what's a gummi ship? Does John find Jimminy Cricket attractive? Why are there only six dwarves? Do we really have to do this Gummi Ship thing every time we travel between planets? Why is Cinderella a brunette? WHY IS IT CALLED A GUMMI SHIP? Why is Squall called Leon? Are there really only six dwarves on that stained glass?

Also: 1960s Producers Jim and Johnny come back! We get another Even Stevens shout out, making it the second most referenced show on Square Roots?

This week: We play through until you get the Gummi Ship. Next week: We finish Wonderland and Mount Olympus!

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Super Mario RPG Part 4 - Six Doors of Disappointment Apr 03, 2017

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Super Mario RPG Part 4!

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We start off with 65 Rules For Dating My Gay Friend John, the terrible 6 Doors of Disappointment, the insane boss rush that is the final stage, discussing the physiology of Exor, casting a new hypothetical Super Mario Brothers movie, we trade Culex strategies, Matthew relies on Geno Flash to win the game, and we try to figure out who some of these late game bosses are. There's final thoughts on the game with no set rating system, and most importantly we break down the government structure and long-con of the Mushroom Kingdom. Spoiler: Mario is a useful idiot.

This week: We finish the game! Next week: We get to the Gummi Ship in Kingdom Hearts 1!

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