Sex and the Cidiots

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Girls 5.7 Hello Kitty AKA Bush-Flashin' Teacher Oct 02, 2025

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Girls has the courage to OPEN an episode with a full Basic Instinct, and boy do we mean open! The episode centers around an immersive theater experience that is the kind of thing that is a nightmare for both your podcast boys, and we get: all the Girls showing no respect whatsoever for performers, a lingering Hannah/Fran fight, Marnie announcing her new status to Ray before getting a surprise return from someone who barely left, and Adam and Jessa go kind-of public with their new relationship. Elsewhere, Elijah continues his spin-off show within a show and tries to DTR at a super fancy Dill party.

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Girls 5.5 Queen For Two Days AKA Katy Perry's, Well, You Know Sep 18, 2025

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It's Spring Queening for Hannah and her mom, who end up diving for a sweaty lady's bits & coming to heartbreaking/real terms with her marriage (respectively), Shosh gets to tour Aidy Bryant around her new Japanese life which is a mix of a new utopia and virgin territory, and Adam and Jessa meet her sister and, basically, make us sick!

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Girls 5.3 Japan AKA Goofy Nudes Aug 21, 2025

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We're BACK on our Girls journey, and honestly, we've never been happier about it. This episode is an absolute breath of fresh, Eastern hemisphere air as we go to Shosh's new life in Japan, meet her work crush Yoshi, her gal pals, and the new life she's started and absolutely loving...at least until she gets "managed out" of it. Hannah finds a series of nudes in Fran's phone -- but don't worry, they're there for totally normal reasons no one could POSSIBLY question -- and then enlists Ray & Elijah to help class up her nude game. Adam gets a guest role on a police procedural show and even more impressively gets a sincere compliment from Jessa, and Marnie drops in for about 90 seconds that are all amazing. Oh, and there's a lot of butts in this one.

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AJLT 3.12 Party of One AKA This Is…It? Aug 15, 2025

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In what we are led to believe is the very last bit of Sex and the City media ever (for now), Carrie eats at a weird Japanese restaurant, talks to Charlotte about the idea of being alone, passes out pies to everybody, and listens to some very good Barry White. Charlotte gets railed (thank GOD), and in a notably human way, explains what loving someone means. LTW considers leaving her husband because he's sad for a week, and has a confrontation with Marion (a man!) over legitimately nothing, Seema considers whether marriage is something she wants or something that society has conditioned her into wanting, and Miranda throws a Thanksgiving for a group of people that are like what if a Fox News AI bot wrote "Brooklyn Queer People" as a character. And then…it's over. Folks, we go long, and have a lot of thoughts and feelings.

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AJLT 3.11 Forget About The Boy AKA Am I Known For My Humor? Aug 08, 2025

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In the penultimate episode of the Sex and the City universe, Carrie checks in on an old Tom Wolfe saying at her old place, and considers a request for ending The Woman's loneliness with an epilogue. Miranda goes completely, narcissistically unhinged with a sneaky Thanksgiving invite, Charlotte approaches what *could have been* a nuanced and serious moment of evolution about her feelings about Rock's life, as they star in a musical and show her what another life might have been. Harry has some great lines about his not so straight line, TLDR almost annoys her losing husband into retirement, and Seema gets blown in a shower. It might seem like there's more to it than that, but,

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And Just Like That...It's Ending??? - EMERGENCY POD Aug 02, 2025

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It's the dreaded "Emergency Pod" that we never wanted to have to do, and yet can't believe we haven't done already: "And Just Like That" is coming to an end, after just two more episodes. We hopped on the mics to summarize the news, read the statements from MP King, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, and we play the whole lovely SJP message and montage for you as well. Let's talk about the end of this incredible beast, how we feel, what we wanna see and what we actually WILL see -- comment below! And as always, yada yada rate/review/join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon, love youuuu

AJLT 3.10 Better Than Sex AKA Fartin' At Miranda Aug 01, 2025

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"Noooo, Aidan don't worry about my feelings for Duncan, I'm not gonna bone him until the end of the week!" - Carrie Bradshaw, translated from last episode. Here, Carrie enjoys her "writing partner" whose notes on her work include a range of advice from "that is good" to "wow, that is good," Brady Hobbes buries the lead with a good news/bad news situation to Miranda and a returning and raging Steve, Charlotte tries to zoom with a psychic healer, the comptroller's race comes to a conclusion, and Seema, somehow, tops herself and does her worst thing yet. Oh, and there are both big dong marionettes AND farts. It's like they've been reading our fanfic!

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AJLT 3.9 Present Tense AKA Terminally Hangry Jul 25, 2025

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Folks, you won't believe how many consecutive meals are made and not eaten in this episode, and the consequences are disastrous. In an episode in which the B, C, D thru Z stories shouldn't have even existed, LTW just says "Ozempic" twice, Joy reveals an incredible bit of self-centeredness upon Miranda's alcoholic confession, Charlotte and Harry literally just waddle and fall down, Seema stinks (literally), Anthony finally stands up for himself with the woman of the amazing disappearing accent, and then…there's the actual story between Carrie and Aidan. Jealousy, insecurity, finally sort of confronting some things (in way too quick a window, but, alas), and a surprising finale.

And…we have four episodes left to go? Okay, LFG!

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AJLT 3.8 Happily Ever After AKA Alcoholish Jul 18, 2025

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There's a big ol' art gallery with condom filled with a metrically measured amount of j***, there's two FULL butts, a lot of closet talk, a now ever-present Aidan staying in NYC for an undetermined amount of time in between longing sighs at his phone, an extremely horny LTW, a Lucille 2-ass Charlotte, the biggest balls in the business on Harry, a post-coital gigglefest with ol' aluminum armpits Patel, and some of the most confusing / insensitive stuff of the season from Joy, who may have somehow slalomed in between all the declarations of alcoholism Miranda has been throwing out there??? Oh, and Anthony drops a killer line on us all. It's a NIGHTTIME BOOZY EP, folks! Rate and review us, daddies, and join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon for bonus pods, discord chat, and more!

AJLT 3.7 They Wanna Have Fun AKA Carrie-Oke & A Farce Jul 11, 2025

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We start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't want to do karaoke (and then suddenly do), Patti LuPone guesting as an Italian shrink mom, Lilly gets dumped, Carrie and the British Biographer verbally 69 about each other's writing, and we get a wacky party Miranda that we simply love.

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