Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

Latest Episodes:

"You Gotta Problem?" May 07, 2019

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In this impromptu palette cleanser, Hannah is solo (with lots of input from her cat Lillian in the background and many cold brew breaks!) to update you on her life. She tells stories of her terrifying childhood music teacher from Hebrew school, her lucky streak, her epic night at Countess and Friends, and the hilariously bad tale of her Freshman year homecoming. Next week we continue the Coming of Age Series with Stand By Me, and you don't wanna miss it! Also don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Coming of Age Series: Now & Then Apr 30, 2019

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In the second episode of the Coming of Age Series, Hannah is joined by her hilarious big sister Alex to break down their favorite childhood film Now & Then! They discuss the iconic soundtrack, relive their childhood obsession with Scott Wormer and whether or not they could see his "thing", and decide which of the girls they identify with most! Listen now! *Also apologies for the sound of wine pouring throughout the episode. It's because adult Chrissy bullied Hannah into not keeping hard liquor in the house.*

Coming of Age Series: The Sandlot Apr 23, 2019

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In the first episode of the three-episode Coming of Age Series, Hannah and her childhood BFF Maggie Grossman discuss the hilarious romp that is The Sandlot! They talk all about their relationship to this iconic, nostalgic film, celebrate 12-year old hottie "Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez", and even reflect on their own Sandlot-esque stories from summers past!

John Hughes Movies and High School Nostalgia Apr 16, 2019

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Hannah is joined by her hilarious buddy Joey Rudman, actor and co-host of the hit podcast "The Joey & Amanda Podcast"! With summer on the horizon, they tap into their second-semester high school nostalgia and unpack their favorite John Hughes films, paying huge homage to the Sausage King of Chicago Ferris Bueller. They also tell tales of their own high school experiences, and outline their ideal John Hughes-esque movie plots!

Live, Laugh, Lindsay. Apr 09, 2019

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In a wine-fueled haze, Hannah and pal Amanda Mcmorran talk about 2000's queen Lindsay Lohan. They cover The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, the Hilary Duff feud, Lohan Beach club and much, much more! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Southern Charm Trailer Breakdown! Apr 02, 2019

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Hannah dives into the amazing new season trailer of Southern Charm! She gives her thoughts on Ashley and her feathered hat, Patricia's relationship to Mcdonald's, and Austin's new femmebot girlfriend. She also reveals her breathtaking artistic choices of who she'd cast in the Southern Charm movie (not in the episode but Steve Buscemi would play Whitney!).

Blair & Serena-ing with Chana Wilczynski! Mar 27, 2019

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Hannah is joined by her quippy star best friend Chana to tell hilarious tales of their friendship. They talk about their run-in with Stranger Things hunk Joe Keery two years ago, their recent trip to Disneyland, and do their best impressions of Holly Hunter! Get cozy, pour yourself a glass of something and get ready to giggle.

One Hannah B's Trash is Another Hannah B's Treasure... Mar 19, 2019

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Hannah and her best pal and neighbor JD Barton go in on the season finale of The Bachelor! They discuss their favorite contestants, favorite moments, their thoughts on Hannah B. as the new bachelorette (even though the Hannah Brown who hosts this podcast is the only Hannah Brown who really matters), and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"HIIIII!" Mar 12, 2019

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Hannah dishes on her aspirational plans for her home and wardrobe (if she ever has money), her opinions on RHONY and Leaving Neverland, comes for men who text you all day with no follow through, and tells the story of both how she was inspired to tears by actress Alexandra Billings and how she met her all time idol DJ "Shangela" Pierce!

Jewnicorn State of the Union Mar 05, 2019

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Hannah takes this minisode to update you on her life, as well as weigh in on pop culture hot topics! She honors sweet sweet prince Luke Perry, talks about Jordyn vs. Tristan vs. Khloe, reveals her theory on why Danielle Staub has been engaged so many times, and much more!