Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

Latest Episodes:

Jewnicorn Holiday Spectacular: The Holiday Dec 11, 2018

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In the first episode of her Jewnicorn Holiday Spectacular, Hannah and gal pal/actress Kelly Daly discuss one of their FAVE holiday rom-coms The Holiday! They discuss where they'd want to take a holiday, which leading man they'd rather date, Hannah regales us with her bad Ed Burns impression, and they celebrate their favorite cinematic geniuses: Jude Law's adorable British daughters from the movie. Tangents ensue. Mr Napkinhead forever.

Thanksgiving + Black Friday = Nervous Sweats Nov 27, 2018

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Hannah recounts the tale of her very first time hosting Thanksgiving! She discusses why it's kind of the worst, gives her Countess Luann etiquette lessons, and goes on to explain why Black Friday shopping is desperate and disgusting. Don't miss it!

Obsessive Behaviors with JD Barton Nov 20, 2018

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Inspired by their fave Lifetime show "You", Hannah and her hilarious friend JD discuss all their most psycho obsessions from Beanie Babies to the Olsen twins to jr. high crushes. Trust us, it goes there.

What's Your Superpower? Nov 13, 2018

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In this week's episode, Hannah comes at you from the comfort of her bed! She talks about the thrilling Lifetime TV show "You", her irritation with "What's your Superpower?" merch, and recounts her deeply unsoothing tales of experiences with terrible stand up comedians. Also, apologies for the small glitch in the first 10 seconds!

Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn/Everything Iconic Crossover Spectacular! Nov 05, 2018

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In this crossover episode, Hannah and the ever hilarious Danny Pelligrino, host of the hit podcast Everything Iconic combine their powers to discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 7 trailer! There are opinions, predictions, and lots of housewives impressions. You don't wanna miss it!

A Very Carlton Halloween! Oct 30, 2018

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Hannah and her fabulous pal Julien Crochet discuss all things Halloween! They wistfully reflect on their favorite and least favorite Halloween memories, brag about their iconic past costumes, bond over their love for scary movies, and most importantly celebrate the ULTIMATE queen of darkness, Carlton from RHOBH! #justiceforCarlton

All about Arivale! Oct 23, 2018

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Hannah is joined by pal Eric Himel and his awesome coach Alex Kloehn to discuss the exciting new wellness program Arivale. They touch on what makes Arivale so personal and unique, why fad diets don't work on everyone, AND we give you a code to get your first month FREE to feel fab and snatched just in time for the holidays!

Sequestered Oct 16, 2018

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Hannah is sequestered in her apartment sick AF and slowly losing it. She talks about Alyssa Edwards' new Netflix Series, Mischa Barton, Black Mirror, and ponders dying her hair red because she has no idea what the f*** her brand is!

I'm the Mary and Danny's The Rhoda Oct 09, 2018

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Hannah and the hilarious host of "Everything Iconic" Danny Pelligrino talk about one of the legendary '90s flick Romy and Michele's High School Reunion! They take a waltz down memory lane to discuss their own high school experiences, celebrate Heather Mooney, cast the inevitable Romy and Michele remake and basically become best friends.

"Dinner Party from Hell" with Sean Stewart! Oct 02, 2018

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In the final episode of our Real Housewives Series, Hannah sits down with her boyfriend Sean Stewart to unpack the iconic episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, "Dinner Party from Hell"! They decide whether they're team Alison Dubois or team Kyle, weigh in on the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick, and Sean reveals his real housewife crush, all the while chugging a delicious RHOBH- inspired cocktail called "The Camille"!