Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

Latest Episodes:

The Hills Finale: A Play in Two Acts Sep 16, 2019

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Hannah is joined by TWO of her pals Lily Comeau and Ryan Bailey to recap this finale extravaganza! TONS to unpack here, so relax, enjoy, and get ready for a Dickie Roberts reference, lots of impressions, our takes on that whole Kaitlynn vs. Ashley situation, and so much more! Make sure to head to patreon.come/browneyedjewnicorn for Pretty Wild bonus episodes! Part 2 begins at: 56:30

Self Confidence, Kermit Clay, and Prey Swim! Sep 06, 2019

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Hannah talks about her recent battle with social/career anxiety and self confidence, gives her thoughts on Bachelor in Paradise (Nicole and Kermit Clay need to GO AWAY.), and recaps this week's episode of The Hills where Adrian relaunches her sexy swim line! Listen now and don't forget to rate, review, and head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for Pretty Wild recaps. Love you thank you.

A Palette Cleanser: The City Episode 1 Recap! Aug 30, 2019

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No new episode of The Hills this week? NO PROBLEM! Hannah dives into the first episode of Whitney Port's 2008 spinoff The City to talk about her recent East Coast state of mind, her fondness for early 2000's fashion, and does a pretty impeccable impression of Whitney's ex/Australian hunk Jay! Listen now, and make sure to head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content! Ilysm!

"The headbands were a good choice." Aug 23, 2019

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Hannah recaps Speidi's bachelor and bachelorette parties on this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She also weighs in on the loss of our favorite RHONY Skinnygirl, Bethenny Frankel, as well as tells a dark fashion/wedding-related tale from her past. Rate, review, subscribe, and check out patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for TWO new episodes coming at you!

The Renaissance of Ryan Cabrera. Aug 16, 2019

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Hannah talks Southern Charm Finale, Bachelor in Paradise, her psychotic spiral in a recent fight with bae, AND that steamy new Calvin Klein ad. Then of course, she recaps the most recent episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! Listen, subscribe, review, rate five stars, and make sure to check out Patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

TAKING IT ALL FOR US Aug 09, 2019

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Hannah casually sh*ts herself and fangirls over Euphoria (WE DON'T DESERVE HUNTER SCHAFER), gives her takes on the Caelynn/Blake/Kristina/whoever the f*** else love hexagon on Bachelor In Paradise, and recaps the Thanksgiving spectacular that was this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings. Listen, rate, review, subscribe, and make sure to head to Patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

"You did not work for me, you were on a reality show." Aug 02, 2019

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This week, Hannah is joined by hilarious comedian and host of the hit podcast "What's Your Jersey?" Jaclyn Marfuggi to recap episode 6 of The Hills: New Beginnings! A couple glasses of wine in, the gals giggle over Steph's recent run-in with arch nemesis Kelly Cutrone, Mischa's acting renaissance, why the cast of The Jersey Shore could teach the cast of The Hills a thing or two and much much more! Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND check out Jaclyn's podcast "What's Your Jersey?"!

"Jesus Still Loves Me." Aug 01, 2019

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Hannah and her bestie/neighbor JD Barton discuss the INCREDIBLY LIFEGIVING finale of The Bachelorette! They celebrate their kween Hannah Brown #2, GO IN ON Jed and Luke P, give their ~steamy~ opinions and predictions for BIP, and SO MUCH MORE. Listen now!

FIRED UP! Jul 26, 2019

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Hannah recaps episode 5 of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the Godfather-esque beaten dead horse that is the Justin/Adrian/Steph love triangle, reminisces on her own dark love triangle (er... hexagon?) from an old serving job (she was the Adrian!), AND introduces the new breakout star of The Hills: The Malibu fires. Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

Jellicle Cats and Crystal Healers! Jul 19, 2019

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Inspired by the new trailer, Hannah tells the harrowing tale of her high school's production of "Cats" and how she was GROSSLY underutilized! She then recaps this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She touches on why an open bar is always a good idea, why she can't take Brody Jenner seriously as a DJ (or at all), and why she empathizes with Adrian! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!