Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

Latest Episodes:

RHONJ Season Premiere Recap Nov 08, 2019

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All the way from Chicago, Hannah dives into the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! She tells the terrifying tale of her flight to the Windy City, celebrates how Jersey is a franchise full of eaters ("I need cheese."), and pitches her reality TV show where all the Bravo Children are plopped on an island a la Lord of the Flies. Listen, rate, review, subscribe, ENJOY!

An LA Check-in with Eric Himel Nov 07, 2019

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In a cleansed, post-closet purge state of mind, Hannah is joined by her fabulous pal celebrity stylist (and supremely witty member of the Fashion Police for Us Weekly!) Eric Himel to do a wellness check on Hannah's time living in LA thus far. They chat about fashion dos and don'ts, getting to a zen state of bitchiness, and how to have an LA glow up no matter where you live or what your budget! Enjoy!

"Hocus Pocus", Candles, and Adam Salandra Nov 01, 2019

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Hannah is joined by hilarious entertainment journalist, cannibis connoisseur and pal Adam Salandra to discuss the iconic Halloween film "Hocus Pocus"! They discuss Hocus Pocus trivia, their Leo/Sarah Sanderson energy, and their childhood attraction to Thackery Binx as both a cat and as a human! Listen now, rate, review, and ENJOY!

"The Sixth Sense", Ghost Stories, and Kym Kral Oct 25, 2019

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Hannah and gorgeous actress, writer and comedian Kym Kral chat about the bone chilling and iconic ghost flick "The Sixth Sense"! They spook themselves with tales of their own paranormal experiences, discuss which ghosts from the movie still haunt them to this day, and yes, they celebrate Mischa Barton in her young, puking, ghostly glory!

"Scream" with Becky Habersberger Oct 18, 2019

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Hannah and gal pal/influencer/horror movie fan Becky Habersberger celebrate the iconic 1996 slasher "Scream"! They go in on how Skeet Ulrich is hot but also poor man's Johnny Depp, where Drew Barrymore went horribly wrong at the start of this film, what their favorite scary movies are, and much more!

Hannah Complains. Oct 17, 2019

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In this bonus episode, Hannah takes the opportunity to rant about some things that have been bugging her like, really a lot lately. This is what happens when you're "too busy" to observe Yom Kippur. Apologies in advance to anyone who's had a wedding, cut a line, Colbie Caillat, and P!NK.

A Fall Haul and "It Follows" with Leo Kidd! Oct 11, 2019

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Hannah and her bestie musician Leo Kidd cozy up to discuss what they love about fall (basic.) and to discuss David Robert Mitchell's cinematic masterpiece "It Follows"! They chat about how to create the perfect Halloween ambience, what they love about the film, AND who they'd risk being followed by a murderous sexually transmitted monster for. Spooky! Listen now, and don't forget to rate and review Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn on itunes!

When you walk into a dinner party, do you greet the host? Oct 04, 2019

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In the first episode of the Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn October Spooktacular, Hannah recaps season 10 episode 1 of RHONY: Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun! She goes in on her aspirations to move in with Dorinda in the Berkshires, tells a harrowing college tale about crying into scones, STRUGGLES with her Bethenny and Carole impressions, and tests out an autumnal pumpkin beer! Listen now, head to itunes to rate, review and subscribe!

A Tale of 2 Bens Sep 27, 2019

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Hannah is joined by Ben Mandelker, the handsome and hilarious host of "Watch What Crappens" and genius behind the Youtube series "The Real Housewares of Kitchen Island"! They chat about early 2000's pop culture, and Ben tells the amazing story of his personal experience with the cast of The OC! Expect witty banter, inside scoop, and a Shawn Hunter reference or two.

TOO F***IN' HAHT! Sep 20, 2019

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Hannah recounts her recent trip to Napa, her iconic experience at Danny Pellegrino's Everything Iconic live show, and weighs in on Caroline Calloway, Lala vs. Fofty, self care, why Autumn is the best and Summer is the worst, AND the Bachelor in Paradise finale! In short: This is a 45 minute rant. Enjoy!