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Narcisistas — Comedy
Narcisistas

Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we’re doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can’t reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we’re talking about so occasionally we’ll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He’s white and straight so don’t worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don’t like us we’ll die. K? You’re welcome!

Latest Episodes:

EPISODE 130: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.3 Dec 05, 2019

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Wil's got a GREAT wig on, Court's love don't cost a thing and Leif's talent built the Anaconda Franchise! Everyone's grooving and vibing on this one cause it's THIS B*TCH JLo Part 3!! We left off in a very gothy cute moment so let's pick back up with the official start of JLo!! The release of her 2nd album JLo (JHo if you nasty) and movie The Wedding Planner (a Virgo's dream) made her have the #1 everything in the country! So what do you do when you're on top?? Grab Ashanti's vocals and Mariah's sample and REMIX IT with the guy from Fyre festival!! Oops! It's a shady Episode and a BAD time for women y'all! From controversy and a new marriage to the What's Goin On All Star tribute we cover it all! From the BLOCK to Mogul status you better not slip up and fall for a white man! BENNIFER! GIGLI! WET SEAL! Grab your little gloves for your palm pilot, get up the Bubba Gumption to LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don't worry Heterosexual street meat is EVERYWHERE!

EPISODE 129: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.2 Nov 28, 2019

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Will is eating dinner on a TV tray alone, Leif is Jon Voight in that snake movie and IS COURT FUNNY?! That's right y'all it's PART TWO of THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ! So much to cover this episode from Tommy making women of color white to how women just need to start killing men!! Pop music is a dirty game baby! We give all the TEA from Anaconda to Antz this actress first is Outta Sight!!! But most importantly this episode we get to... THE MUSIC!! She wrote on the 6... on the 4 so let's talk about it! JLo got Fat Joe and Big Pun so who cares about some unknown vocals!? Remember when we though the world was gonna end?! Grab your metallic cargo pants and your lava lamp and help us reminisce on these Y2K anthems! PLUS! Puffy, a jail stint and a GREEN DRESS that changed the internet.. YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and whether you BUSINESS CASUAL or GLAM HOOD you have our LOVE!

EPISODE 128: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.1 w/ Christina Galston Nov 21, 2019

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Will is REAL as hell, Court is getting LOUD and Leif is cinematic masterpiece ANACONDA! That's right ladies and gentleman it's PART ONE of our THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ series!! Joining us for Pt.1 is hilarious legend CHRISTINA GALSTON! Christina estoy aquí for the QUEEN of Puerto Rico baby!! Christina has had ENOUGH so let's get into it. From Jenny's Bronx beginnings to her Fly Girl breakout moment we cover it all! From Rosie Perez TEA to Janet Jackson's ABS this episode will turn you gay before you get pregnant!! Her first marriage, her first acting roles, her legendary ambition and other tales from before it was cool to have A$$! The Narcisistas and Christina are the Neapolitan Ice Cream of comedy and one of them has their pubes braided too tight! We end this episode crying and singing over the masterpiece that is SELENA!! F*** YOLANDA!!! There's so much JLo to talk about people! Representation matters! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make sure it don't smell like earring backs! Part 2 out next week!!

EPISODE 127: Diva Conspiracy Theories LIVE! Nov 14, 2019

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Wil is GHOST, Leif is CRAZY and Court got PUNKED! That's right it's a LIVE NARCISISTAS Y'ALL! We're talking DIVA Conspiracy Theories and the wigs are flying clean off! Who did Beyoncé murder and what does S Club 7 have to do with it?! Beyoncé has how many "CHILDREN"?! All that's important is that Keanu Reeves is immortal and the earth is FLAT! Some AMAZING guests join us to help take down the elite's narrative... Ashley Hamilton is a deflated belly in the elevator and she serves us an Avril Lavigne conspiracy that TORE a family apart! Marilyn Monhoe is Crazy in Love and LATAVIA joins us in the crowd! Pranav Behari is Party cause he dripping SWAGU... and also cause Taylor Swift is a Satanist and Jon Benet Ramsey is actually Katy Perry! Mini Horrorwitz is Schoolin' Life cause... JUSTICE FOR 4! Lady Gaga is a murderer and The Illuminati is REAL!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!!

EPISODE 126: Wedding Nov 07, 2019

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Wil is stanning for his White girl fave HALO, Leif is fired cause women do it better and Court IS BEYONCÉ!! That's right it's the Mrs. Salengo World Tour!!! Courtney Maginnis Salengo talks us through her wedding day and let me tell you there's NO slacks around here! From being too Crazy in Love to care where the flowers go to getting the state involved you'll be able to feel that bridal glow in your Bose noise cancelling headphones! If the top bunks a knocking... you might believe in heterosexual love again!! PLUS Wil's "speak to your manager" moment and an in-depth discussion on if you can hear Demonic possessions from First Class! Beyoncé sold us Single Ladies with a ring on, Nicki tries to steal some marriage shine and a surprise DIVORCE bomb that leaves us shook! From Guns and Roses to Counting Crowes PLEASE don't like white people music around us! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and NO WE WILL NOT START A SUBLIME COVER BAND WITH YOU!

RERELEASE: EPISODE 10: Courtney feat: Casey James Salengo Nov 05, 2019

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In honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He's also Courtney's BF (I know we can't believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask yourself, would Casey clearly rather be inside Wil? We end the first of this two part episode with our NEW game, What Gets You Harder?

EPISODE 125: Divorce Feat: Mara Marek Oct 24, 2019

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Wil is like "um... Race to Witch Mountain my love?!" Court is skinny and pissed and Leif... LIKES COSTUMES! That's right it's another monumental episode of The Narcisistas! The subject today is DIVORCE and our guest is like WHY ME?! Ladies and Gentlegays joining us today is hilarious comedian and podcaster MARA MAREK!!! Mara is showing us her nice tits and talking with us about her 3 marriages and 7 engagements! This icon shares her endless wisdom with us... how to keep all the rings until the cops get involved, fat cokeheads doing it all and how to properly share fitness tips with your ex's new wife! From billionaires and dumbasses to that time she was married to... what's his name? This episode has it all PLUS! What's her relationship vibe now, loving yourself and finding the humor in your KIDNAPPING. If Merril Lynch STAYS selling you oil than YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don't forget YOU CAN SHAVE A SOUL PATCH!

EPISODE 124: Didn't Cha Know?! Oct 17, 2019

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Wil got the GREEN LIGHT so he quit that B*TCH, Court is an underwhelming Duane Reade WITCH and Leif's fired! Okie Dokie PEEYAW Y'all it's another DIDN'T CHA KNOW episode of The Narcisistas! We don't know EVERYTHING but what we do know will Eve and Gwen Stefani BLOW YA MIND! No shade to our Mormon listeners but Tom Cruise is a pocket gay! Gosling a Backstreeter? A world with only black Carter's?! Did BRITNEY cause 9/11!!!??? I'm white look at my box braids! From pop culture conspiracy theories and pop star paranormal activity to the Hollywood walk of SHADE we're gonna need to start a revolution after this one people! Plus! Big Willie Style! Baha Men! Korn! Snoop Dogg in a white setting! Norman Bates! Simon Cowell and so many more Drag Icons! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and we thought Ellen was into the OTHER kinda Bush!!!!!

EPISODE 123: THE FASHION INDUSTRY Feat: Sequine Lee Oct 11, 2019

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Court's pregnant(?!), Leif's wondering about threesomes in the Carter household and Wil's like don't try me life I've got a good wig glue! We're RICH presenting and it's another episode of THE NARCISISTAS! Today we're talking THE FASHION INDUSTRY and who better to have on than return guest, Wardrobe Stylist and fashion ICON... SEQUINE LEE! Sequine is in Paris with a chopped bang because life is all over the place and we're like hold up is that scripture? We talk his beginnings in fashion, the never ending freelance lifestyle and styling for people who wanna be BEYONCÉ but ain't even FLAVA FLAV! GAG!!! From the good parts of Fashion to the I QUITS we talk it all! Plus we discuss the lack of inclusivity and diversity in the industry. Gucci blackface and rich white Republicans ain't diversity y'all! Call up your girls from Sister Act cause everything is ghetto until white girls do it!! We end this amazing episode with a hilarious round of What gets you Harder?! Who's Danny Devito and WHAT is Brandy Melville?! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and WHO invited the only BLACK PERSON in the room?!

EPISODE 122: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.6 Oct 03, 2019

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Court has lemons comin at her from all angles, Wil is gonna get well soon and Leif is all Aereola'd out! Whether you plan on having a Christian Girl Fall or a Sad Girl Winter you're gonna be all caught up on Miss Grande because it's our FINAL Ep in the This B*tch Ariana Grande series!!! Ariana is the blackest woman in the room and she has no more tears left to cry so let's get into IT! Pop a Benadryl to help you with your SNL allergy cause we get very detailed into the Pete Davidson romance! Pete is an off-colored Eminem but hey we Stan White legends who love Black things! How dare you minimize my TAB... I mean self worth!! So much to cover in this one! New Music! New sound! Pam & Tommy! Court & Casey! God is WOMAN?! Chun Li... that's not right!! From Vertigo to full ethnic ambiguity it's like Courtney to Wil in 10 years! PLUS an Aretha Franklin groping, the tragic death of Mac Miller and the breakup with Pete but don't worry this story has a happy ending. We gotta say THANK YOU NEXT to her first number one! A HIT TOUR! An earth shattering Patti Labelle quote and her new man!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and F*** you James Corden!!!!

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