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Narcisistas

Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we’re doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can’t reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we’re talking about so occasionally we’ll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He’s white and straight so don’t worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don’t like us we’ll die. K? You’re welcome!

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EPISODE 112.5: BONUS EP: THE LION QUEEN Jul 22, 2019

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The Narcisistas saw The Lion King and SPOILER ALERT... we loved it! ACTRESS FIRST! THE GIFT!! Billy Eichner!! Jay-Z on a JetSki! It's easy to Stan the ULTIMATE QUEEN OF THE WORLD PEOPLE! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and WE'RE NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!

EPISODE 112: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.2 w/ Hattie Hayes & Sarah Kennedy Jul 18, 2019

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Wil fell right on her face in a platform, Court is up against a bunch of LEGENDS, and Leif (after an offensive circle back) is lifting up queer artists! That's right people it's PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT series!! Joining us today are the hosts of the Taydar podcast and COMEDY ICONS Hattie Hayes and Sarah Kennedy! Hattie is (b*tch) sitting the hell down looking wistfully while Sarah is at an NBA game with Karlie gettin drunk! You might want to get out your whiteboards for this one... The Swifties are detail oriented! From contractual 3 month boyfriends (Joe Jonas? Never heard of her!) to the scathing BOPS that follow we cover it all with these Tay Tay experts! Record breaking album sales! Valentine's Day! SNL! Track #5! Valentine's Day! The number 13! Making a music video in Powerpoint! Valentine's Day! Look we don't want to burn down a bank but we cover a lot of conspiracy theories including the INFAMOUS Kanye interruption with some behind the scenes tea! We gonna let you finish but THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL! PLUS... THE BIG TAYLOR REVEAL THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!! It's all in the pronouns people!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and do you guys ALSO get Google alerts for Taylor Swift gay?

EPISODE 111: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.1 Jul 11, 2019

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A very YEEHAW PEEYAW to all our listeners this Episode is the ultimate GAG! The Narcisistas are kind of like The Notorious B.I.G. of not liking Taylor Swift... so welcome to THE THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODES!!! We're here to give her her things AND to call her a$$ out! In this polarizing time let's meet the other side and hear the other perspective. Wil's got Bad Blood cause it was poisoned by alcohol, Court is full blown Blank Space crazy and Leif is under the bus and we're hitting reverse! It's Easter every night at The Swift home so let's go Swifties!! This Ep is as dicey as toilet paper in your thong at a Pride party! From humble stock broking Christmas tree beginnings to finally getting onstage and showing them how good your life is this one really couldn't get any whiter! Shania and Faith in the 90s!! Could you die?! Wait she's an Abercrombie model?! Well grab Austin the actor move to Tennessee! We track the million little baby steps (on a marble floor) that made Taylor into one of the highest selling artists of all time. An ICONIC walk away from an RCA record deal and right into a publishing house... You can not take away the song writing from THIS B*TCH!! She privileged AF but YEEHAW PEEYAW she smart as hell and look what happened to JoJo!! PLUS! Which of The Narcisistas put the CUNT IN COUNTRY?! Rock of Love: The Island Edition! A couple of Rascals! Brunettes EW! THE ACCOLADES! THE RECORDS! The White Beyoncé?! Yikes! Don't come for us Swifters we're getting all our issues with the 1% out!! THE GAYS AND TEENAGE GIRLS RUN MUSIC SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when you hear Tim McGraw I hope you think of NELLY!!!

EPISODE 110: Mid-Year Check-in Up On It! Jul 10, 2019

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Court is the Best Thing you never had... AMERICA and she won't come to your July 4th party on SHROOMS (this time). As the CEO of Cadillac Records Wil is the BOSS of her own time and Leif's soccer inspiration... now that's Beyoncé. This show is like FUBU but also for white people!! Ladies and GentleGAYS... the straights will always disappoint you so it's just an Episode with the BOYS (Courtney's BOOBS). We're CHECKING IN UP ON ourselves! From the most important things we have going on (Lance Bass's Instagram) to the most mundane (the 2020 Presidential election) we cover it all! From reprioritizing our time to some corporate fashion TEA the real question is YOU EVER SEEN A BIRTH?! It's July 4th so everyone is gettin some PEEYAW fireworks plus some HOT word play! We're having an existential crisis at all times cause our brains are RUDE AF but where we are on our New Years resolutions?! You better dial 911 cause Court fisted a candle! Edit this out the ELITES are starting a revolution! Seriously though do you have Mushrooms cause The Lion King comes out so soon! Whether you're fluid or full on gay you're gonna wanna LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com AND anyone listening... what's YOUR deal!?

EPISODE 109: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.4 Jun 27, 2019

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Wil has a post cum clarity, Court is the Miley of the group and Leif is LOSING CONTROL!! Ladies and Gentlegays it's the FINAL Episode in our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! You're gonna wanna join in on this jerk off party because just when you think you couldn't be more obsessed with someone... THE MISSY ELLIOT STORY. It's like Nicki Minaj... but better! She's better! This Ep we cover everything from This is NOT a Test until today! Sure UFO's are real but not as real as the Carter/Missy threesome! Cedric The Entertainer skits should be a LAW! From Jessica Alba's masterpiece HONEY to 1,2 Step you GOTTA wire fight Tommy Lee! We give you all the OOKIE SPOOKIE scary realness including the diagnosis of Missy's Graves' disease. Fantasia is a MOOD! Since we Stan a QUEEN who Stans our QUEEN we talk Beyoncé! Fuck Frozen! Step Up 2: Lost in NY! A Jazmine Sullivan GAG! From Danity Kane to Michelle Obama we truly talk it all! We EVEN give Katy Perry credit where credit is due! Super Bowl Missy! Check out our new label Microwave Records! K-pop is BUILT on MISSY! We know we're professors! Academy Award winner Jennifer Hudson! Lizzo! Doctorates! Hall of Fame! MONUMENTS! She needs to run for office! MISSY 2020!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and PUMPKIN! Read your book! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH MELISSA!

EPISODE 108: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.3 Jun 21, 2019

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Wil doesn't want Court's man cause he got it like that, Court believes in things that aren't real and Leif is in the songwriters Hall of Fame! That's right ladies and gentleman it's Part THREE of our MISSY ELLIOT THIS B*TCH series!! We're talking Missy! Obama not Visage!! We pick back up with smash hit Lady Marmalade (vule vuku she avec PEEYAW!) and dive right into the album Missy made to remind you that she F**KS! You Gen Z'ers wish you knew about hidden tracks! From Beyoncé hood-rat cosplay to some production Tea Time you KNOW Missy videos went above and BEYONCÉ! A Big PEEYAW to anyone who's ever gotten fingered in a hot tub! Back or FRONT! A Cribs episode for the ages! Who's Babyface?! What's Papa Roach?! Pootie Tang! Carly Simon & Garfunkel! And of course our beautiful angel Aaliyah! Missy Elliot we couldn't possibly love you more! Crash your car into the side of a grocery store because we also got Mona Scott Young! Work it! Adidas Couture! Fighting Temptations! Japan TEA! THE 2003 VMA KISS! Comedy queen Missy Elliott says if you got a big (weiner)!! Trina taught us everything we know and Howard Dean got us into comedy! There's still more HITS to come people!! Missy PART FOUR out next week! This career is LEGENDARY!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com NOW F**K OFF!

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EPISODE 107: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.2 Jun 13, 2019

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Wil's deep in Lemonade, Court can't have no MINUTE man and Leif is making his own lane... to be a doctor! It's PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH MISSY ELLIOTT series!! We pick back up with our rapping, singing, dancing, producing, feminist icon with her first #1 album! Do you think she just told friend of the pod Mariah to meet her at daddy's house?! From hanging up on Whitney to getting Janet to come crawling back we're just like SOCK it to us b*tch! I mean who WASN'T a Millionaire by '97?! From Cousin Skeeter to Lilith Fair this b*tch had ALL the squirrels calling Dr Doolittle! YIKES! You thought there was gonna be a Sophomore slump? Ha! THIS B*TCH is Missy! Wil's gay origin story and a squirt for Space Cowboy we'll never get over the genius of this Supa Dupa Fly visionary mastermind. Get ur freak on? Nicki WISHES! From white face to black face what is our favorite Missy video?! PLUS Ja Rule (of Fyre festival)! Did Missy plan 9/11? Either way she had the GALL BLADDER to plan a Lady Marmalade remake! Give her her things people!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don't act like you weren't BORN when Kingdom Come came out!!! Part THREE of Missy Elliott out next week!

EPISODE 106: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.1 Jun 06, 2019

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No one even notices Court is at the VMAS, Leif is WORKIN IT and Wil is that B*TCH b*tchhhhh! A very tiny PEEYAW to you all! It's PART ONE of our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! We call her Melissa and YES she's a Cancer! From very dark very humble tough beginnings in VA this LEGEND has always been a shining light! As a child being the class clown covering up the genius she always knew she was destined for superstardom and we know THIS B*TCH wasn't wrong!!! Explain yourself Janet Jackson! We cover all the career beginnings from her girl group to meeting Timbaland to blowing Jodeci's wigs ALL the way back! It's a MISDEMEANOR what a quadruple threat THIS B*TCH IS!! From SWV to angel Aaliyah she shaped all the 90s R&B we love! How a pivotal Effie moment led to the perhaps one of the most ICONIC visual clap backs of all time. Plus some much needed Mary J Blidge wisdom and a little peak into Black lesbian love! The Puffy verse that changed everything and the full control record deal that really wait for it... SHOOK THE TABLE!! PEEYAW!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and get ready for the MISSY TAKEOFF next week in PART TWO!!

EPISODE 105: MASCULINITY feat: Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez May 29, 2019

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Court ain't eatin anything healthy and you can SUCK on Wil cause Leif is basically a flying stage malfunction! It's another hot episode of The Narcisistas and our guests today would be terrible gays! From the A LITTLE TIME podcast it's Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez! That's right it's a podcasting Mount Rushmore! Diego is a Solange attack and Mike is 6-inches cause we're all OVERESTIMATING. Let's get into it! Today's subject is MASCULINITY and we shoulda scrapped this one from the top! Someone call Jim Carrey cause we're The Masc. Mike wants to breastfeed and Diego hits children! MASCULINITY! From working around the prison that is masculinity to the weight of toxic masculinity... this must be why men are so strong! We keep the pedophila to a minimum because were trying to be progressive but honestly... kids are sluts and women are the problem! We talk the need to take gender out of items, the differences in cultural masculinity and should we get Masculinity neck tattoos?! It's an extremely offensive episode people! PS... Extortion is VERY Masc. We end this wild episode with a rousing round of What Gets You Harder?! How do we get Rihanna to spit in our mouth?! What's a hand job YES?! What would happen if Court's man died in a freak cottage cheese accident?! All the important questions answered! Pull out your DADDY SADDLE and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and COME TO OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW JUNE 14th AT FRIENDS AND LOVERS BK!

EPISODE 104: HOT T*TTIES: Poppin OFF May 23, 2019

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Wil is FEELIN himself so... CARRY ON! Court is like F*CK my life... PRETTY HURTS and Leif is worried Bey won't like him! It's another Episode if The Narcisistas baby! This one is a special HOT T*TTIES episode and we are POPPIN OFF! A lot has been going on in the news so let's get INTO IT! First things first a correction from our ROBYN episodes... oh and BTW no more corrections or we'll find out where you live!!! Gossip Girl vs Girls it's all white foolishness! We check in with all our THIS B*TCHES! We love you Britney! Rihanna DOING the THINGS even when people are CAUCASITY AF! A Mariah Vegas residency?! PLUS the hunt for Nicki's eyebrows! We talk Met Gala 2019, parachute day in elementary school and Trading Spaces! Oh the CAMP of it all! It wouldn't be a Narcisistas Ep without checking in with B.. Adidas collab! Homecoming! Lion King! MORE Grammys! Damn she WHITE TRASH! Would you eat an apple? Abso-FRUIT-ly not! Plus Wil gives the biggest POP OFF of all... a Game of Thrones pop off! You know the GOAT is a GOT girl! Full moon is out this week and now you can't get an abortion because WHITE people SUCK!! Everything sucks right now but TRUST Female Rap will save everything! Megan thee stallion! Tierra Whack! Lizzo! Wil wants to be straight! You can be a straight man bottom?! Is chewing on balls a thing?! 15 minutes?! I don't have that kind of time! This one certainly fizzles out at the end! SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and COME TO OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW JUNE 14th AT FRIENDS AND LOVERS BK!

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