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Narcisistas

Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we’re doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can’t reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we’re talking about so occasionally we’ll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He’s white and straight so don’t worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don’t like us we’ll die. K? You’re welcome!

Latest Episodes:

EPISODE 140: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.1 Feb 13, 2020

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Wil's all freaky Madea HORNT up, Court is Versace butch realness and Leif is out here in a thong all over some guy he doesn't know! That's right MONSTERS it's THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA PT.1!!!! We've got complicated feelings on Gaga and Wil's black ass can't read so let's get INTO IT! This Italian NYC girl is from Italy Italian she's Italian! She was also a music prodigy with a stripper piano teacher. I mean... we have no choice but to Stan people! From conspiracy theories (we're Gaga Birthers) to showing up to the all boys school to be the doll we cover IT ALL! Meeting her first gays, writing her first songs and her first big break... all while we're over here beating off! I'm sure you know Gaga was the weirdo hipster bitch Method acting in biology but did you know she was on MTV's BOILING POINTS?! This show is important people!!! Plus some heartache, pain, trauma, and the Wild Wild West! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and legally speaking PATTI LUPONE must see you perform!!

EPISODE 139: THIS B*TCH: The Oscars Feb 06, 2020

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It's the 139th Annual Episode of The Narcisistas! Court has the tiniest lil peepee, Wil is trying to get this white institution to LISTEN and Leif showed up late with his own Champagne! It's THIS (stupid) B*TCH... THE OSCARS! We all know the only thing WHITER than the Oscars is Court's family reunion but do you know the history of the Oscars and who votes?! This is basically a Schoolhouse Rap for Oscar Bait!!! We're here to give you all the Oscars tea from La La Land to Moonlight! The Oscar statue is 13.5" long so good luck sitting on it!! Do the dropping ratings have something to do with all the WHITE MEN?! Post HUMMUS nominations how do they happen?! Plus! Meryl! Audrey! Edith! Lupita! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and stay on the tip of your d*ck for our new movie BLACKED OUT WHITE NOISE!

EPISODE 138: ACTRESS FIRST: The Boy Next Door Jan 30, 2020

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Court is Obsessed because white women are coming for her, Wil is gone with the wind Ivy Park x Adidas fabulous and Leif is Bigger because we'll he got BIGGER! Get ready for a lot of pedophile jokes today people because we watched EROTIC THRILLER... THE BOY NEXT DOOR!! The pedestrian wigs ALONE! While Beyoncé was making Lemonade JLo made this Classic SPF (steamy pedophile flick). Let's just say it's a REALLY good CSI Miami episode directed by Tyler Perry where JLo plays a white woman AND an ethnically ambiguous detective! Screaming at the range! Notes On A Scandal wishes! Y'all remember when your BFF got murdered because you had to get some 19 year old D**K?? Classic! From veil thin innuendos and Epi Pens in the eye to a Grandpa up-skirt... The Boy Next Door has it all! WATCH THIS MOVIE! You could get it for $4 at your local WaWa DVD bucket but you should spend $100! Don't be sober! THEN LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and Leif out the partition back up you're the oldest man on Tik Tok!

EPISODE 137: Celebrity Power Couples feat: Mara Wiles Jan 23, 2020

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Wil hasn't showered and he's horny for his own talent, Court is greasy and she's doing a photoshoot and Leif... Leif is missing the Anaconda bit! Men! This episode we brought in a 4th to keep things spicy! Ladies and Gents from the Significant Others pod comedian Mara Wiles! Mara is looking for a momager while she slams her boobs against the wall! Today we're talking Celebrity POWER Couples! The tea is scalding and plentiful B*TCH! Weiner and Huma! Goldie and Kurt! Kelis and Nas! Britney and Justin! Ryan Seacrest and whoever SHE is! Factually speaking every celebrity is a WITCH or a LIZARD person! IMAGINE a world where Jay and B got divorced?! Wait is there a reason Jay-Z is on the minute man remix!?! You gotta hate the same things, know each other's love language and hey money's not an issue when you're broke! PLUS! Celebrity couples you forgot about and a Cher impression for the ages! Oh yea and Wil's into kids! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make sure you get your ILLUMINATI PROMO CODE!

EPISODE 136: EnGAYged feat: Josh Rodriguez Jan 16, 2020

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Court is Feyoncé because white women ruin everything, Leif is End of Time because JLo is finally over and WIL... WIL liked it... so he put a RING ON IT!!!! We have Wil's fiancé Josh Rodriguez in the studio with us today! Josh is Lay up UNDER ME because... we don't be going out like that!! You guys won't believe the Ep today...Wil is gay... Josh is gay... they're perfect for each other!! The bachelorette is Nashville!! The beautiful couple runs us through the enGAYgement of a lifetime including some PAJAMA DRAMA!!! We talk the wedding plans, autumnal palettes, Paris proposals, Tyler Perry and THE BLACK WEB (no whites allowed!) most importantly they answer the question burning in everyone's mind... WHICH ONE WEARS A DRESS?!!! Get yourself a spray tan and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don't forget to FLICK your boss in the CLIT!

EPISODE 135: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.7 Jan 09, 2020

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Courtney is plunging right into her own.. self, Wil's got his edges laid at the VMAS and Leif... yea Leif is ANACONDA again. It's the FINAL JLo Episode y'all! From movies and hashtag commercials to Grammy controversy and performing for a dictator the JLo story never stops! We cover the DEALS on DEALS on DEALS, her EROTIC thriller, lesbian fight club, the Drake situationship and so much more Pitbull! Big BOOTY certainly was a CHOICE! Hello NBC?! KNOCK KNOCK! It's an ethnically ambiguous cop! PLUS the even more Hispanic West Side Story that is her romance with A-Rod! A bad Motown tribute, the return of the green dress and OMG HUSTLERS!!! JLo is the ICON who gets it DONE!!! Who's the rude Spanish b*tch NOW baby!!? LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don't forget to USE your sexual POWER to RUIN men's LIVES!! narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcastS, comedy, kiki, brainmachinenetwyork, thisbitch, thisbitchseries, jenniferlopez, jlo, JenniferLynnLopez, actressfirst, boynextdoor, hustlersmovie, hustlers, arod, motown, marcanthony, versacegreendress, pitbull,

EPISODE 134: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.6 Jan 02, 2020

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Wil is hustlin like Ramona, Court is Mrs. Hairloss Worldwide and yes... LEIF IS ANACONDA! It's Part 6 Jennifer Lopez so let's get LOUD Y'ALL! We left THIS B*TCH in a lull so let's get into a new record label, a new album and new sound effects from Leif! Plus... you can't have two queer powerhouses on one show so American Idol loses Ellen and brings in this generations (sober) Paula Abdul... Jennifer Lopez!! From High Fashion Melina vids to commercials for Blackberry this b*tch never stops working! The On the Floor comeback! A love triangle with Jada Pinkett Smith! A devastating divorce! The door locking at the AMA's! The first world tour! It's all about sustainability people! Grab all 14 JLo fragrances and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and it's not for anyone girl it's a FIAT!!

EPISODE 133: Diva Christmas Moments Dec 24, 2019

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Wil is making sugar cookies with his butt, Court knocked over the tree and Leif is STILL Anaconda!! That's right folks we've been doing the pod for 40 years but we're home for the HO-lidays... it's a very special DIVA CHRISTMAS MOMENTS episode!! From Ebony Scrooge to an Aspen Christmas fantasy we cover all the XXXmas cookie tea! Everyone is the same age as the director of A Christmas Melody aka our favorite pornographic Folgers commercial! A Royal weighing! Sis Kirkpatrick! Bloopers! Rudolph! The Smiths (not the band Leif ew!)! And of course get ready for us to take on Serial Season 5: FARRAH'S STORY!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and remember all we want for Christmas is a tiny bite of a potato chip!!

EPISODE 132: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.5 Dec 19, 2019

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Court is very Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wil is a glossy eye and a little girls hairdo and Leif is feeling his Jon Voight fantasy... that's right it's THIS B*TCH Jennifer Lopez PART 5!!! From a Pepsi commercial that's better than The Cell to the Latina Monster in Law reveal you must check out our new movie Kill Bill 3: For Colored Girls!! We all stopped caring about TRL when we were getting fingered behind our high school BUT we cover all the JLo music from this time including JLo feat LL ANDDDD LL feat JLo!! The beginning of the Marc Anthony relationship, Latin Albums, Dance Life and a new vocal range! Sorry... NO HABLO B*TCH! Marc Anthony is an alleged coke boi who gets songs from his dreams... YOU KNOW WE STAN! From JLo to JLaw & JHud every race gets a J!! El Cantante! Pregnancy! Twins!! Chris Angel! This pod is... funny??? Ah Gay people will listen to ANYTHING! SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and you can always fall back on being WHITE!!

EPISODE 131: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.4 w/ Luiy Valdez Dec 12, 2019

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Wil loves his papi, Court peaked in the early 00's and Leif is the ANACONDA BIT AGAIN! It's Part 4 MISS JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ!! Joining us in the studio today is not fellow Latin icon LUIY VALDEZ!! Luiy and his taco flavored kisses talk with The Narcisistas about his introduction to JLo on the far far away island of Puerto Rico. From waiting for tonight in the jungle to landing amongst everything white (including the people) we can't figure out... What is MTV hiding?! PLUS! What happens when the Pop Princess of PR gets with PR Royalty himself Marc Anthony? Well... it gets weird! From OVER EXPOSURE to the Get Right controversy you gotta admit One Thing is the turkey anthem!! A Puerto Rican Day Parade SHADE, the Madonna slippery slope and a surprise appearance from the Dance Again Barbie! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don't forget Beyoncé is the Marilyn Manson of pop music!!!

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