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Narcisistas

Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we’re doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can’t reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we’re talking about so occasionally we’ll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He’s white and straight so don’t worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don’t like us we’ll die. K? You’re welcome!

Latest Episodes:

EPISODE 155: THIS B*TCH: Lil Kim Pt.6 Jul 10, 2020

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The finale Ep to Lil Kim the QUEEN BEE!! We cover it all from ending beef from the 90's to plastic surgery to finally getting the honor she deserves!!! It's a real Bad Boy Girls Cruise Episode so get your celebrities to go UNDERCOVER and please for the love of Biggie don't do the accent!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and yes it's LADIES NIGHT AND OUR RHYMES IS TIGHT!!

EPISODE 154: THIS B*TCH: Lil Kim Pt.5 Jul 02, 2020

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Up top we just gotta say BEYONCÉ!!! BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ!!! Black is King and the fragile White Karen of the group can't take it!! Wil almost rolled her ankle and she's sitting down!! But it's THIS B*TCH Lil Kim Pt. 5 so let's get back into the OTHER Queen Bee! Court is putting her lighter up and Wil wants War so it's a HOT start to say the least! Kim's on her independent artistry dropping mixtapes but when NOTORIOUS drops we get into the drama surrounding! Also a Dancing with the Stars SLAY! Suburban moms getting their whole gay life! A Formal apology from Court! Wil dancing in a wig on YouTube! A Plastic Surgery breakdown and the rise of Nicki Minaj! The real TEA behind the beef... Pink Friday VS Black Friday VS Court's new mixtape Casual Friday! To top it all off we give a Summer SQUAL! Does someone get struck by lightening?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and let your LIBERAL wig fly!!!

EPISODE 153: THIS B*TCH: Lil Kim Pt.4 Jun 25, 2020

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Black Lives MATTER!!! The Narcisitas are fresh from a Drunk AF Juneteenth so Wil ain't gonna drink no MO but actually bartender could you give him ONE MO!? Court is countdown to QUARANTINE lockdown baby. A quick THANK YOU to Beyoncé before we jump off right back into THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PART 4!!! We officially are counting down to the lockdown so we start by talking The Naked Truth! Some Scott Storch tea EW and the new BET Awards for the Big Bang fans!! Welcome to Brooklyn... and also Ridgewood Queens y'all! Our Trinidadian Queen serving Business Casual, day-to-evening at all times HOE. We live! With appearances by Marc Jacobs! Kat Williams! Dirty Debbie! Jack Black! Lauryn Hill! Plus Kim's arrival to prison and the legendary VMA to Grammy comeback! Let it Go! (NOT Frozen)LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and if you don't got a Marley shirt... what's ur problem?!

EPISODE 152: Black Lives Matter Jun 11, 2020

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Hey Narcisistas. We take a break from covering feminist icon Lil Kim and just have a conversation. Talk through some emotions... talk through some actions. Maybe not our funniest Ep but definitely one of our most important. Listen if you can, maybe share with a friend? Our lines of communication are open! DM us! Text us! Call us! Facetime us! LETS TALK!! LETS KEEP THIS CONVERSATION GOING. We love you all so much. SO MUCH. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!

EPISODE 151: THIS B*TCH: Lil Kim Pt.3 May 28, 2020

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Wil sent a white dude named Courtney a kite with his panties attached so you know it's time for THIS B*TCH LIL KIM Part 3!! A Diva titty jiggle that cemented her stardom AND being a Wilhemena model storming the runway?! Being a HOE is ITTTTTT!!! From Kim's first album without Biggie to the soaring confidence and stardom of La Bella Mafia we have no CHOICE but to STAN! The iconic videos alone! A Method Man Hall Pass, Underwear Ads as a baby gay and Mary J. Blacked Out! It's all about Vagina based choreography y'all! Sisqo! Baby Kanye West! David LaChapelle! The Willenium! Our dream 6-way call! LADY MARMALADE!! Plus the Foxy Brown beef that led to a shooting and eventual jail time for the Queen Bee!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and SURROUND yourself with HOMOSEXUALS!

EPISODE 150: THIS B*TCH: Lil Kim Pt.2 May 21, 2020

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Wil is a Sk8r boi, Court is freeing the titty and Leif? Leif is finally FREE!! Lil Kim is the Holy Ghost and GOD is woman people!! Bout to start a Narcisistas Only Fans it's THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PT.2!!! Where Brooklyn at!!?? From Biggies meteoric rise to fame to Junior M.A.F.I.A.'s debut album with Lil Kim's as the standout we get into it all! The kids don't know that we are a soundtrack family and Puffy is our BEST friend! We talk the FEMINIST MASTERPIECE that is Lil Kim's debut album HARDCORE! You all goin to Dunkin?! Well here's my pu$$y. We also get deep into the young reckless toxic love between Biggie and Kim, a life changing decision and the tragic loss of Kim's mentor, lover and best friend. PLUS! Faith Evans beef, ghostwriting and the original MISSY ELLIOT ICONIC ladies anthem!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and honestly should we get BOTOX?! We love you Kim!!!

EPISODE 149: THIS B*TCH: Lil Kim Pt.1 May 14, 2020

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It's time to give the QUEEN her things and MORE!! Ladies and Gentlegays we present to you.... THIS B*TCH LIL KIM!!!!!!! Wil used to be scared of the d***, Court loves cartoons and Leif... well Leif's smoking drugs! Let's get into it!! The IMPACT of Kimberly Jones is wild. She brought Sexy back while being a 4'11" tough feminist Diana Ross loving fashion icon! Gloria Steinem WISHES!!! What we don't talk about enough is how she overcame abuse, neglect, and homelessness. She did everything she had to do to survive even if that meant FIGHTIN B*TCHES! Grab her Vaseline cause THIS B*TCH is a Rebel!!! We cover the start of her rapping and the meeting of one Notorious B-I-G!!!! This is just the beginning!! Part 2 out NEXT WEEK! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when this quarantine is over we're going to SMOTHER you all in our T*TS!!!

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EPISODE 148: ACTRESS FIRST: Burlesque May 07, 2020

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It's the thousandth day of Quarantine so we did our gay homework!! Court is confused by bad reviews, Wil is giving Naughty Girl and Leif took Single Ladies for granted! That's right our ACTRESS FIRST series continues because we watched BURLESQUE!! Moulin Rouge WISHES, Chicago COULD NEVER, Carmen a Hip-Hopera... WAS BETTER. We had never seen Burlesque so up top we ask WHAT IS OUR PROBLEM?! The Wigs ALONE! Who needs continuity when you've got Stanley Tucci and Alan Cummings!!! You can tell a rich gay wrote this movie because it's all about AIRSPACE LADIES!! Xtina is EVERYTHING even if she twerked with her shoulders and the lack of Oscar buzz for Chad Michaels is homophobic!! WE ARE REFRESHINGLY RAUNCHY SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and I'm just gonna write this Postcard... OH RIGHT NOBODY LOVES ME!!!

EPISODE 147: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.7 May 01, 2020

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It's the FINALE of THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA!!! What a journey we've been on with this effortlessly talented ITALIAN American ITALIAN!! Strap on your bubble dress girls cause we're all fragile today! Joanne! Fibromyalgia! Oprah! Vegas! A STAR IS BORN!!! YAS GAGA get that OSCAR B*TCH!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and wash yo damn hands!!!

ReRelease: THIS B*TCH: Rihanna Pt. 3 Apr 23, 2020

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Originally Aired 8/21/2018: It's the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM complete with a movie, titties and blood! Just when you think it couldn't get any better she gives us the most "Rihanna" Rihanna hit of all time WORK! Anti! Fenty Beauty! Wild Thoughts! It's all genius… but most importantly… the LOOKS! We go through the looks!!! The CFDA Fashion Icon outfit ALONE is everything this podcast represents, team titty, nude illusion, smoky eye and Swarovski Crystals! We died and then were brought back to LIFE by the effortless original chic that is this b*tchhhhhh! If you like what you hear then suck our cockiness and while you're at it make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON'T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show March 3rd!

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