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Narcisistas

Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we’re doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can’t reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we’re talking about so occasionally we’ll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He’s white and straight so don’t worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don’t like us we’ll die. K? You’re welcome!

Latest Episodes:

THIS B*TCH: Destiny's Child Pt.1 Oct 05, 2020

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Wil is a Virgo perfectionist and that is NOT a popular trait, Court's AOL E-Mail account is hacked and Leif is Emotional about his Bills Bills Bills! That's right it's the moment you all have been waiting for... THIS B*TCH DESTINY'S CHILD!!! From the early beginnings as the Hip-Hop Rapping GIRLS TYME we talk Beyoncé, Kelly, LaTavia, Nina, Nicky and Ashley! We also cover all the girls early management from Andretta and Lonnie to Mathew Knowles and our favorite comedian Mama Tina. If you need a copy of your contract... my dad works for Xerox!! From Bootcamp and Headliners to the girls ultimate performance... at Star Search... against USPS's own... SKELETON CREW. PLUS! We explain paper usage to Gen XYZ! Wil gets cancelled and Court becomes a woman that's right y'all our best years are behind us!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and where do the girls go from here?! TUNE IN NEXT MONDAY FOR Destiny's Child PART TWO!

EPISODE 164: Summer Jamz Pt.6 Sep 17, 2020

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Will is Black Parading Black-owned businesses and Court is yelling at Tina to delete her Instagram posts! Who's trying to colonize these Gift Bags?! It's barely still summer but we're STILL talking Summer Jamz! We start back up in 2016... before the epic VMAs and before the world ended (election night). We reminisce on Chico's ICONIC Star Wars collab and look forward to Courtney starring in the new movie "Bring it On: Sucks to be a Teen!" Plus! A Post Malone analysis! Sia! Desiigner! Drake! Kendrick! Normani! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Call the Maginnis Book Of World Records it's the longest Episode in Herstory! So LISTEN TO IT! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and could you be Whiter than a Yankee Candle?!

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EPISODE 163: Summer Jamz Pt.5 Sep 10, 2020

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Wil doesn't see his notes applied and Court is Slosha Fierce! That's right we're not looking forward to these last two episodes! From the Summer Jam version of `Baby it's Cold Outside' to so much Kidz Bop content this is a ROUGH time! We give Miley some things, cover the Macklemore time and we ask Nelly... WHY?! Plus! Daft Punk! Sam Smith! John Legend! Calvin Harris! Rachel BEEN Platten! Cups for the kids even though they can't feel their FACE?! Iggy is WHITE?!! Cue the patented... White people suck! White people suck! Go ahead and BOOGIE WOOGIE THEN LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and join us next week for a much needed cultural shift!!

EPISODE 162: Summer Jamz Pt.4 Sep 03, 2020

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Wil is going back to the south and Court spent $30k on vocal lessons! That's right y'all we're back this week talking Summer Jamz! Pull out your Durag calendar because we're starting back up in 2010! We cover the little known LA/NYC rivalry, shade the Midwest, Utah and all of Europe and reveal who our favorite Flat Earther is!! We don't have KIDS and we hate to BOP! Plus! Christian Katherine Perry! Adele! LMFAO! Nicki! Rihanna! fun! Flo Rida! Janelle Monáe! Carly Rae! So much singing this episode! Was this the change Obama was talking about?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and the Ice Cream Truck returns with the song of the summer every summer!

EPISODE 161: Summer Jamz Pt.3 Aug 27, 2020

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Yup yup yup!! Wil is the H&M bop and Court is a New Yorka! Get us outta here! It's Summer Jamz part THREE! We start off with some listener reccs then pick back up in 2007! Get ready for more nostalgia because we try to get "Rubberband Man" in the Songwriters Hall of Fame! We also give Mr. Worldwide his roses and call our salon because it's time for THE RIHANNA BOB!! We REALLY like Rihanna BUT who can't we can't stand?! I mean.... Why the Plain Tees gotta be WHITE?! Plus! T-Pain! Avril Lavigne and the Maroon 5's! Christian Katy Perry! Sound the Gaydar it's Lil Wayne! Jesse McCartney is Kids Bop READY! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and tune in next week for the 2010's where we just become cranky old B*TCHES!!!

EPISODE 160: Summer Jamz Pt.2 Aug 20, 2020

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Wil is watching GARBAGE with the queen and Court is fake pregnant! It's Summer Jamz PART TWO! Taking you all the way back to when Summers were Summer-ing! We kick it off in the year 2004 so hope you have the computer tower technology to download these songs because... we got fingered to all of these! A Hollaback Girl breakdown & the song that truly made an entire generation of gays lose their mind. PLUS! How to not PHUNK with our spirit! Greys Anatomy! Juvenile! Hooba! Stank! Mariah! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Put dipping it low on your To Do list, leave your panties on the cafeteria floor and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and this ones for the Willenials!

EPISODE 159: Summer Jamz Pt.1 Aug 13, 2020

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Wil is at the 2000 Source Awards considering Nelly while Court popped a titty out and it hit the ground!! That's right y'all were talking SUMMER JAMZ!!! This Ep is fulfilling... but also we're old! We cover the top Summer songs from 2000 to today! What songs did we dry hump in a basement to and what were the most important homosexual defining moments in our life?! Hey now... don't be racist Smash Mouth! We talk ALL our early 00's faves PLUS Creed and Matchbox 20! If it's not in Spider-Man we don't want it! Quick question... is Eve a bigger girl?! We're no longer looking for this photograph thank you very much! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and grab your Capri pants because O-Town is at Dominos!!

EPISODE 158: Black is King Aug 06, 2020

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Wil is Mood 4 Eva because he doesn't have time to argue EXCELLENCE. Court is the Butler because Beyoncé's Butler BEEN White!!! Today is a REGAL Ep because we're talking the masterpiece that is BLACK IS KING!! Just one question... HOW does THIS B*TCH keep elevating?! A powerful celebration of Black beauty, a love letter to the motherland and a FEAST for The Hive. The FASHION! The OPULENCE! The REFERENCES! From Touki Bouki to Blue Man Group it's all there! Solange's influence, inserting Blackness in historically White spaces, the Beauty and importance of Brown Skin Girl and so much more! Our Bootylicious business woman just keeps giving us The Gifts!!! Be your own Beyoncé y'all and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and the Royal pu$$y is clean y'all!

EPISODE 157: #FREEBRITNEY Jul 22, 2020

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We have a sexy and sad Ep for you today! It's all bad news! Wil is FREEDOM FREEDOM WHERE ARE YOU... because he voted for Trump. Court is prepping for the big drop... but the drop is just her mental health! Today we are talking #FREEBRITNEY baby because FREE BRITNEY!!! This Ep is a rundown of the conservatorship. When it started, why it's still happening and who is involved. We're not gonna SPIRAL like everyone thinks we are OK?! From 5150 holds and self cut bangs to being a dementia queen (?!?!) it's all sorts of F***ed up!! A lack of emojis tip, an old white man named Wallet, leaked voicemails and letters. Plus! Her specific angle and FLAIR for Instagram, chunky highlights and KFed of PoPo Zow fame! It's 2020 for those of you losing track! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and QUARANTINE TIP the salt from your tears will curb your snack cravings!

EPISODE 156: HOT T*TTIES: This Simulation SUCKS Jul 16, 2020

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~*We recorded this episode days ago and want to say Rest In Peace to the beautiful and immense talent Naya Rivera*~

It's Back to Beyoncé y'all! Court realizes Jorts are rude, Wil is hiatus Bey and Leif is in his bunker! It's a HOT T*TTIES y'all and the news is PACKED! We talk Mariah's new book, the mental taxation of social media in Quarantine and Beyoncé's Italian heritage! Issa me! White Yoncé!! Big Sean is a bitch, Kanye is running for president and we really wish our reptilian overlords would just chill so everything could be about Paris! Plus! The Will and Jada entanglement.... I mean could you imagine having sex with someone born in the 90's?! Keyisha Cole tease, Hamilton and there was NEVER an Ice Cream truck!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and I'M GONNA PUKE!

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