Junk Food Dinner

**JFD561: 11th Annual Junkaversary Spectacular** Apr 01, 2021
Hey, Junkies! We survived another year?!! Well, that can mean only one thing: it's time for another JFD Anniversary show!
As per our contractually-mandated "tradition", we'll spend this week reviewing the entire past year's worth of movies, instead of limiting ourselves to three measly "new" reviews. Tune in and be glued to your sets as your charming podcast friends chat and debate our top 5 favorite and bottom 5 least favorite movies of the past year!
All this plus no news, no blu's, technical fucketry, three classic voicemails from three classic callers, the boobies of 1929, Sean's audio is crum-bum and a half, who's canceled now?, stretching out with Fela and a lil more!
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**JFD560: Mr. Delicious, Entertain or Die, Coven** Mar 27, 2021
Well, hello, Junk Food Dinner listeners. We've got three short films for grown ups that don't pee their pants this week.
First, the Rax Restaurant company introduces us to the mascot that is said to have destroyed their company in "Mr. Delicious." Ticka deedee.
Next, it's a public access bloodbath in "Entertain or Die!"
Finally, an American Movie about an AA meeting turns into a scary situation in "Coven."
All this plus nerd news, DVD, possible theme shows, Parker explains Zack Snyder's Justice League, what Sam Peckinpah movies does Sean like, exactly? And Kevin doesn't care for a new documentary. All this and so much more!
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**April Movie Calendar!** Mar 24, 2021
JFD561 : Best/Worst JFD Movies!
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JFD562: Beastmaster Week w/ guest Jackson Stewart
Beastmaster (1982)
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)
Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus (1996)
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Wild Style (1982)
The Revenge of Billy the Kid (1991)
Nathan For You: Finding Frances (2017)
JFD564: Patreon Picks!
Raw Meat (1972) (picked by John T)
Demons 2 (1986) (picked by Josh H)
The Vanishing (1988) (picked by Brendon)
JFD565: Short Films
Swirlee (1990)
Telly ... Who Loves Ya, Baby? (1976)
Cool Cat Finds a Gun (2013)

**JFD559: The Black Hole, Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam, Tiptoes** Mar 19, 2021
Once again, we relinquish control of our picks to the distinguished tastes of our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors. This week they give a real mixed bag of notorious films.
Up first, Disney assembles an all-star cast (Anthony Perkins, Robert Forster, Yvette Mimieux, Ernest Borgnine) and a hefty budget to try and get in on the Star Wars craze of the late 70's with The Black Hole from 1979 but ended up with an under-performing dud but which still has cult fans to this day.
Next, did you know Jim Varney's first movie wasn't an Ernest movie? Well, it kind of was. It has Ernest in it, but only briefly. It's mostly about this other character, Dr. Otto (also played by Varney) who wants to wreak havoc on the world by destroying our financial institutions, starting with Cincinnati! It's called Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam from 1985 and it plays kind of like an Ernest movie, but weirder. Much weirder.
And finally, we take a look at the infamous Tiptoes from 2003 in which Gary Oldman plays Matthew McConaughey's twin brother. Who is also a dwarf. The movie is often cited online as one of the worst/weirdest movies ever but is it really that weird?! We'll find out.
All this plus Kevin's trip to Boston, grandpa movie talk, Wal-Mart Exclusives, Nick Nolte chat, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.
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**JFD558: Monty Python's Life of Brian, Bad News Tour, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy** Mar 11, 2021
Y'all been practicing yer funnies out there? Ya wanna laff along with us as we watch some sketch comedy movies? We hope y'all been practicing yer funnies out there, because this week, we're joined by none other than the internet's funniest man, Shelby Lermo! Check out his awesome new stuff he's been working on here.
Up first! In the begining, god created man. But sometime shortly after, Monty Python created Brian. You know, that tan-colored movie your grandpa used to chuckle at while you tried to figure out what the hell people were saying? Well, listen to your favorite internet grandpas discuss this seminal British sketch film. Will Parker quit the show in disgust over his hatred for Monty Python? It's just one of the many mysteries of Monty Python's Life of Brian, from 1979! Here's the link on YouTube!
Next up! Y'all remember the 80's? Unless you headbanged your way into a coma, you probably remember those Spinal Tap lads who skewered hard rock & roll music with their own biting form of Americanized satirization. But did you know the Brits got there first? It's true, and we'll talk all about it as we review Bad News Tour, from 1983! and the sequel, More Bad News, from 1988! Starring the cast of The Young Ones! And here's the link on YouTube!
Finally! Of course, it's 1996's Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. Did you think we would do a sketch comedy theme show and not review Brain Candy? No - it's Brain Candy, alright. Watch along with us on YouTube!
All this plus uncle jokes, technical muppetry, Sean spouting off cliches, Kevin's on fire, a lil' Gonzo update, old riffs on new ideas, wonderful transition-work by one Parker Bowman on-air, playin' ping pong with Dee Snider, sick tour vans, nerd news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD557: The Prey, The Day After, Phantom of the Mall** Mar 05, 2021
Welcome back, Junkies!
This week we're doing our annual Patreon Randomizer! The Randomizer 5000 picked three strange movies with spooky connections.
First, a group of sexy coeds head to the mountains only to discover they're being stalked by a mutant in "The Prey."
Next, an all-star cast deal with WWIII in the made-for-tv movie that scarred a generation: The Day After.
Finally, the Phantom of the Opera is inside your mall as Ken Foree, Pauly Shore and Morgan Fairchild star in Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge.
All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Wayne Chat, interesting political ideas, Dinosaurs Attack and so much more!

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**March Movie Madness!** Mar 01, 2021
It's springtime, Junkies! Not only is this JFD's 11th (I think) anniversary month, but it's a doozy of a movie month in general!
JFD557 : Light Snacker Randomizer!
The Day After (1983) (picked by Mickey L.)
The Prey (1983) (picked by John T.)
The Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (picked by Brandon S.) (1989)
JFD558: Sketch Comedy Movies w/ guest Shelby Cobras
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
The Bad News Tour (1983)
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
JFD559: Patreon Picks
The Black Hole (1979) (picked by Mr. Brian)
Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (picked by Justin) (1986)
Tiptoes (2003) (picked by Eric)
JFD560: 11th Anniversaty Short Films!
Coven (1997)
Mr. Delicious (1989)
Entertain or Die (1991)

**JFD556: Mars Attacks (Full Length Audio Commentary)** Feb 26, 2021
We did it, Junkies. Another 100 films reviewed! And as we like to do every 100 movies, we take a little different direction and do a full-length audio commentary for a movie voted on by you, the listeners!
And this time around, that movie is Mars Attacks from 1996! Directed by Tim Burton and featuring a star-studded cast (including: Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Natalie Portman, Jim Brown, Pam Grier, Jack Black, Joe Don Baker and many more!) this campy sci-fi spoof based on the infamous Topps trading cards from the 60's, this flick should be a lot of fun to watch together!
No Nerd News or Blu-rays this week, but we do bust out the Randomizer 5000 to pick our flicks for next week. Other than that, it's pretty much all commentary!
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**JFD555: A Visit to the Underground Cities of Mars, Captain Eo, Genghis Khan Conquers The Moon** Feb 19, 2021
We've all heard of short science fiction stories, but short science fiction films? It's true! They exist, and we're reviewing three of them this week for your listening pleasure. #DonloydNow!
Up first! We pivot from science fiction to science fact as we explore the interstellar teachings of the Unarian Brotherhood, starting with A Visit to the Underground Cities of Mars, from 1977! This documentary, produced by Uriel and her fellow cosmos-traveling cohorts from El Cajon, shows in great detail the various kinds of Disneyland monorails and crystal miniature dioramas you'll find on the red planet. See it and believe it. Here's the link on YouTube!
Next up! Y'all remember Captain EO, from 1986? The Disneyland ride that Michael Jackson made with those space muppets and a mountain of money? It's back, in podcast form. And here's the link on YouTube!
Finally! Of course, it's 2015's Genghis Khan Conquers The Moon, which is exactly what it says it is and nothing more. But is that enough? When it's got James Hong and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, that's probably enough. Watch along with us on YouTube!
All this plus a gonzo on my lap, a Phantom retread, Sean's experimental video loopings, the Hongman in a vinegar vineyard, the official certification of the JFD commentary vote, the sexuality of shrunken men, the passing of a pornographer, oh look at those titties, Kevin's got a Boris on his brain, hypnotic flashing lights, meat beat on evergreen terrace, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD 554: The Mad Doctor of Blood Island, Iceman, Robotrix** Feb 13, 2021
We're back with a science fiction extravaganza care of our patreon friends!
First, we drink green chemicals to ensure we never become plant zombies as we watch "The Mad Doctor of Blood Island."
Next, an unfrozen caveman hunter doesn't understand our modern ways in "Iceman."
Finally, sexy robot cops save a prince from a kidnapper in "Robotrix."
All this plus nerd news, junk mails, Gonzo chat, sex maniacs, taking credit for other peoples' work and so much more!
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**JFD553: The Incredible Shrinking Man, The Thing with Two Heads, Twisted Pair** Feb 05, 2021
This week we kick off what has become a favorite month here on JFD; Sci-Fi-ebruary! An entire month dedicated to science fiction films of all sizes, shapes and budgets!
Up first, legendary sci-fi director Jack Arnold (Creature from the Black Lagoon, Tarantula) teams up with legendary sci-fi writer Richard Matheson (I Am Legend, The Twilight Zone) for The Incredible Shrinking Man from 1957 about a man who begins to grow smaller and smaller after being exposed to a mysterious mist.
Then, classic schlockmeisters AIP bring us The Thing with Two Heads from 1972, about a dying surgeon (Ray Milland) who also happens to be a racist, who gets his head transplanted on a black death row inmate (Roosevelt "Rosie" Grier) in an attempt to extend his life. But when things don't go as planned, the two headed experiment will lead police on a chase across the California countryside.
And finally, ultra-low-budget filmmaker Neil Breen graces us with another one of his pet projects where he stars, writes, directs and does pretty much everything else in Twisted Pair from 2018 about a set of twin brothers (both played by Breen), one who is enlightened with AI and one who is addicted to pills and booze.
All this plus Parker disciplining his new dog, a spat of celebrity deaths, Amber alerts for Young Charles, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.
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**Sci-Fi-Ebruary 2021 Movie Schedule!** Jan 29, 2021
Are you guys sick of living a sci-fi movie and merely want to watch some with your JFD pals? Then join us for Sci-Fi-ebruary 2021!
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The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)
Twisted Pair (2018)
The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
JFD554: Patreon Picks!
Robotrix (1991) (picked by Paul C.)
Iceman (1984) (picked by Mickey)
The Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1968) (picked by Jeff P.)
JFD555: : Short Films: Sci-Fi
Captain EO (1986)
Ghengis Khan Conquers the Moon (2015)
A Visit to the Underground Cities of Mars (1977)
JFD556: Audio Commentary Week
Go Vote Now! (19xx)
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**JFD552: Junk Food Dinner Cartoon Club!** Jan 29, 2021
If you're old like us, you remember the golden age of saturday morning cartoons. But did you know most of the looniest tunes we watched as kids were actually watched by our grandpas as well, in theatrical cinema houses, back when that was a thing? We'll tell you all about it as we discuss TWELVE classic cartoons. Grab your favorite cereal and start #DonloydingNow!
Up first! It's SEAN'S SILLY SYMPHONICS!!!
Now Hear This (1963) [Chuck Jones and Maurice Noble; WB] 6min
Watch on Facebook
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 6
Boogie Woogie Man Will Get You If You Don't Watch Out (1943) [Shamus Culhane; Lantz/Universal] 7min
Excerpt on Dailymotion
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
Der Fuehrer's Face (1942) [Jack Kinney; Disney] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Walt Disney Treasures - On the Front Lines
Betty Boop in Red Hot Mamma (1934) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Betty Boop: The Essential Collection: Volume 4
Next up! PARKER'S WACKY LAFFIES!
100 Pygmies and Andy Panda (1940) [Alex Lovy; Lantz/Universal] 7min
Title sequence on YouTube
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
I Love to Singa (1936) [Tex Avery; WB] 7min
Watch on Vimeo
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Duck Amuck (1953) [Chuck Jones; WB] 7min
Watch on DailyMotion
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Speedy Gonzales (1955) [Friz Freleng; WB] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Finally! Of course, it's KEVIN'S KRAZY CARTOONS!
Small Fry (1939) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Max Fleischer Color Classics
Hollywood Steps Out (1941) [Tex Avery; WB] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 2
Frakenstein's Cat (1942) [Mannie Davis; TerryToons/Fox] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Red Hot Riding Hood (1943) [Tex Avery; MGM] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Tex Avery Screwball Classics Volume 1
All this plus chilly puppies, who the hell is Glenn Hetrick?, Kevin likes to relax to the work of skilled artisans, to be honest: a medium level of overall skypeness, historical reenactment villages, Moonlight Drive: the Voicemail, the Adventures of overpriced home video releases of Pete & Pete, the Fantastic Mr. King Kong, sending packages from the back row, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!
Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll dance with roasted chickens in hell for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

**January's Cartoon Club Lineup!** Jan 24, 2021

Hey there, animation junkies! Y'all wanna grab a bowl of sugar-blasted oats and cram some cartoons with us? We'll be chatting about TWELVE (count 'em!) theatrically-released cartoon shorts from the GOLDEN AGE OF ANIMATION this week on the show, and to save you the hassle of an afternoon full of google searches, we've compiled all these handy links to help you watch along with us. Now you've got no excuse!

KEVIN'S KRAZY CARTOONS!
Small Fry (1939) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Max Fleischer Color Classics
Hollywood Steps Out (1941) [Tex Avery; WB] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 2
Frakenstein's Cat (1942) [Mannie Davis; TerryToons/Fox] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Red Hot Riding Hood (1943) [Tex Avery; MGM] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Tex Avery Screwball Classics Volume 1

PARKER'S WACKY LAFFIES!
100 Pygmies and Andy Panda (1940) [Alex Lovy; Lantz/Universal] 7min
Title sequence on YouTube
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
I Love to Singa (1936) [Tex Avery; WB] 7min
Watch on Vimeo
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Duck Amuck (1953) [Chuck Jones; WB] 7min
Watch on DailyMotion
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Speedy Gonzales (1955) [Friz Freleng; WB] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
SEAN'S SILLY SYMPHONICS!!!

Now Hear This (1963) [Chuck Jones and Maurice Noble; WB] 6min
Watch on Facebook
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 6
Boogie Woogie Man Will Get You If You Don't Watch Out (1943) [Shamus Culhane; Lantz/Universal] 7min
Excerpt on Dailymotion
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
Der Fuehrer's Face (1942) [Jack Kinney; Disney] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Walt Disney Treasures - On the Front Lines
Betty Boop in Red Hot Mamma (1934) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Betty Boop: The Essential Collection: Volume 4

Here's our JFD Cartoon Club YouTube playlist with all the stuff above that's on YouTube (although some of it's only in excerpt form).

**JFD551: The Roommates, Darktown Strutters, Bigfoot: The Movie** Jan 22, 2021
We're back with three more flicks picked by our friends on Patreon!
First, a group of women who like to wax intellectual about orgies go on a vacation to a mountain lake in "The Roommates," but things aren't as idyllic as they may seem.
Next, a group of foxy motorcycle gang members from the inner city face off against the man in "Darktown Strutters."
Finally, a group of Yinzers take justice into their own hands when their town is invaded by a sasquatch in "Bigfoot: The Movie."
All this plus the reveal of Parker's new dog's name, Sean goes Underwater, Kevin wants to be a young nerd, Nerd News, DVDs, Junk Mails and so much more!

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**JFD550: That Man From Rio, The Rift, China O'Brien** Jan 15, 2021
JFD is back and this week, it's action packed! Alright, maybe not packed. In fact, there's some pretty boring parts in all these movies. But still, there's definitely some action in there!
Up first, Sean tries to convince Parker that the French can be cool by exhibiting That Man From Rio from 1964. An action-adventure film directed by Philippe de Broca and starring Jean-Paul Belmondo (the same team that brought us Le Magnifique), its about a guy on military leave and the daughter of a murdered man who go on adventure to Brazil to find some stolen ancient statues that could hold the secret to a lost treasure.
Next, we have The Rift from 1990, the tale of a crew of a submarine who go looking for the crew of another submarine mission who have gone missing, but when they discover a secret experiment and a whole lot of weird ocean-dwelling creatures, things begin to go wrong real quick.
And finally, we have martial artist Cynthia Rothrock in her first starring role in an American film, China O'Brien, about a female cop who leaves the big city for her small Utah hometown, only to find it overrun with low-lives and thugs. Shot in 1988 but shelved for 2 years and released directly to video, it didn't necessarily make Rothrock a household name, but did introduced her into our hearts.
All this plus getting ripped off on pixels, David Arquette disappoints, political anger, film babes back from the dead (then dead again), more Star Wars chat than Kevin is comfortable with (again), the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.
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**JFD549: The House on Bare Mountain, VideoBone, Edward Penishands** Jan 07, 2021
We know it can be hard to get yourself going at the head of a new year, so we've decided to review three pornography films to get your blood racing. How long into this episode can you last before exploring other options? Celebrate the certification of our erections with this Happy Nude Year episode by #DonloydingNow!
Up first! What do werewolves, boobs, and Nic Refn have in common? Well, probably several things, but certainly The House on Bare Mountain, from 1962 is among them. And how are these disparate elements interconnected? You'll have to hear our review of this early nudie-cutie to find out!
Next up! Y'all remember Videodrome, the Cronenberg movie? Well, y'all remmeber VideoBone, the unremarkable porno parody of it from 1986? We didn't, either. And we hope James Woods never finds out about it, or what we said here.
Finally! Of course, it's Edward Penishands, from 1991! How could it not be Edward Penishands? How did it take us this long to review Edward Penishands? Has Tim Burton seen Edward Penishands? Some of this and more: answered on the show!
All this plus Parker's Wholesome Christian Fun & weird think-pieces, Sean Byron's patented two-word movie reviews, Kevin's familytime holidaze, Nathan for Who?, haunted garage-rock, these pornos are making me hum a few bars, a personal phone-call for Kevin, potato chips, bone machines, mild Skype-based fidelity problems, "What?", some world-famous junkmail callers, the curse of the beerwolf, when copyright is copywrong, tortured monkeys, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll wear a rubbery mask of our own faces for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

**Vote for JFD's next audio commentary!** Jan 06, 2021
Happy New Year, Junkies! It's that time again. Time for our 1,600th (or maybe 1,700th) movie! As is tradition, we will do a special audio commentary to commemorate this special event and it's up to you guys to vote for that movie! As the episode will be released in February, it falls under the jurisdiction of Sci-Fi Ebruary, so only science fiction is allowed!
Vote now!
Pick JFD's next audio commentary:
Tarantula (1955)Mole People (1956)Not of this Earth (1957) Alien Contamination (1980)Mars Attacks (1996)The End of Evangelion (1997)
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**Junk Food January!!** Jan 03, 2021
We're kicking off 2021 with a bunch of movies that are 100% vaccinated against COVID! Also, remember those music videos shows we do sometimes? We're doing that but with classic cartoon shorts!
JFD549: Happy Nude Year!
House on Bare Mounain (1962)
Video Bone (1986)
Edward Penishands (1991)
JFD550:
That Man from Rio (1964)
The Rift (1990)
China O'Brien (1990)
JFD551 : Patreon Picks
The Roommates (1973) (picked by Jeff)
Darktown Strutters (1975) (picked by Paul)
Bigfoot: The Movie (2017) (picked by Matt)
JFD552: Classic Cartoons Week
Kevin's Krazy Cartoons (19xx)
Parker's Wacky Laffies (19xx)
Sean's Silly Symphonics (19xx)

**JFD Rewind #7 - The Seventh Rewind** Jan 01, 2021

It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number Seven!
As we perfunctorily/redundantly explain at the head of each of these annual compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic holiday time period. However, as has been explained prior, this inability to produce a new weekly show does not preclude us from our obligation to deliver some form of audio content to the feed.
So it's come to this again: yet another?!?! Junk Food Dinner clip show. As we're fond of both the elements of surprise and laziness, we'll forgo the usual descriptors here as to what the actual contents of this cut-and-pasted effort truly are. If you're the sort of curious cat who'd actually donloyd this thing, you'll listen along with us and discover what made the cut for this year's compilation. And if not, you could still pretend you did and probably fool us.
That said, we jammed some pretty great stuff into this year's edition, just because we love y'all so much. If y'all love what ya hear, sign up for our Patreon thing to throw us a few bones (in exchange for some boners).
All this plus witty banter between friends, ghosts of podcast friendship, Bootsy's holidaze, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, partial confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, synchronized robot voices, overlong musical interludes, rogue boners, wanton sneezes, spooky belches, sinister gleeks and too much more!
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**JFD548: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, Blood Beat, Santa's Slay** Dec 26, 2020
Merry Christmas, Junkies! We've got three weird ass Christmas movies for you this week so grab those cookies and glasses of milk!
First, Santa is stuck on a Florida beach and the only one who can save him is a lactose-loving rabbit in "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny."
Next, a group of hunters run afowl of an ancient Japanese spirit while in rural Wisconsin in "Blood Beat."
Finally, WCW's Goldberg plays a psychopathic anti-Christ St. Nick in "Santa's Slay.
All this plus Sad Nerd News, Sadder Nerd News, normal nerd news, junk mails, DVDs, stories that can only be told on the bonus episode, secrets and so much more!

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**JFD547: Bikini Drive-in, Freeway, Inland Empire** Dec 18, 2020
We're getting close to putting a bow on 2020 and wrapping up this God-forsaken year, so for our second-to-last show of the year, we're diving into three uniquely weird and sleazy flicks for a uniquely weird and sleazy year.
Up first, a young woman (Kim Taylor) inherits a struggling drive-in movie theater from her recently deceased grandfather. But when she realizes that the theater is in a ton of debt, she calls on her bikini-clad friends to help drum up business in Fred Olen Ray's Bikini Drive-in from 1995.
Then, Reese Witherspoon plays a troubled teen on the run after her abusive parents are sent to jail. When she runs afoul of Kiefer Sutherland, a serial killer and pedophile, she defends herself and almost kills him, but finds herself on the wrong side of the law in the sleazy adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood, Freeway from 1996.
And finally, we observe David Lynch at his Lynchiest in 2006's Inland Empire. A 3 hour epic, shot on a consumer-grade digital camera with Laura Dern as an actress slipping in and out of reality.
All this plus cereal news, the year that wasn't, Clockwork Orange theories, the death of Zeus, more Star Wars chat than Kevin is comfortable with, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.
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**JFD546: Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Alien Factor, Ninja Zombie** Dec 11, 2020
It's been a long & lonely year in Junk Food Dinner land, without all the late-nite Corn Gorn partying and early-morning Ghoul Summer partying we're used to. The only silver lining in this hellish cloudscape has been the steadfast support of our loyal Dom Deluise Patreon Patrons, who have pledged to keep us warm all winter long with their hot-ass movie picks. And this week we got three scorchers!
Up first! Y'all remember that popular winter holiday everyone celebrates and makes movies about? Well, 1987's Planes, Trains and Automobiles (picked by Kessa), isn't actually about Christmas - nor, despite the appearance of John "Halloween" Candy is it about All Hallow's Eve. No, good friends of podcastingland, it's that John Hughes movie about Thanksgiving, for some reason! Also featuring Steve Martin! As one-half of an odd-coupling with none-other than the Candy-man himself! It's the one where the grown men share a hotel bed.
Next up! We've seen Nightbeast. You've seen Nightbeast. We hadn't seen The Alien Factor. But we've all seen The Alien Factor. That's because, of course, 1978's earlier-shot-and-long-shelved The Alien Factor (picked by Brendon) is more or less just Nightbeast with worse cameras. But that doesn't mean we love it (or Baltmore-area schlockmaster Don Dohler) any less for it!
Finally! It's a third Patreon-picked film! With a zombie who is also a ninja! Of course, we're talking about the recently unearthed-by-AGFA Ninja Zombie from 1992. It's that weird and wacky movie that seems like it was shot primarily as an excuse to play with samurai swords in a public park. And isn't that what life is all about?!
All this plus a christmas-grinch's podcasting heart turns three times larger, grandma's nips by popular demand, Japanese yuletide styles, regional theme park foods, Garth Brooks makes an appearance, the uncles are listening, this time Kevin's the skype-y one!, kentucky fried shamelessness, Hunter & Gunn: A Lovesong, a bonafide flurry of emoji chatter, eggnog hangovers, sci-fidelity ambience, ginger-spiced sneezes our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD545: High Anxiety, the Funhouse, Nothing but Trouble** Dec 04, 2020
We're back with an almost the end of the year cry for help! We all accidentally picked high stress movies about paranoia and anxiety this week!
First, Mel Brooks plays a pyschiatrist who gets mixed up in a conspiracy in the Hitchcock spoof "High Anxiety."
Next, four teens run afoul of a Frankenstein murder in Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse," a movie with no evil clowns.
Finally, Chevy Chase and Demi Moore get caught up in some pretty average bureaucracy in the movie that killed so many careers -- "Nothing but Trouble."
ALl this plus flatulence chat, nerd news, dvds, sad nerd news, Tom from Adelaide, Kevin wants your soup, Thanksgiving chat and so much more!

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**JFD544: F.A.R.T. The Movie, American Flatulators, Les Patterson Saves the World** Nov 26, 2020

Happy Fartsgiving, everyone! We know that a day full of stuffing your face with meats, veggies and carbs is certainly going to lead to some intestinal discomfort. So we're here to wallow in the stinky aftermath with you and we've brought along three fart-centric "films" to help pass the time (and the gas).
Up first, we have a tape so outrageous for the first several years of its existence, you could only get it in novelty shops! Of course we're talking about the notorious F.A.R.T. The Movie from 1991, starring Joel Weiss as Russell, a dude who's two favorite things in life are watching TV and farting. But when his wife leaves him at home on New Year's Eve to watch nothing but fart-related programming, will he have a change of heart (or change of farts)?
Next, we take a look at a 50-minute parody of then-popular American Gladiators TV show titled American Flatulators from 1995. It's just like Gladiators but all the competition is based around, you guessed it, farting.
And finally, we take a look at the film that essentially killed the Australian film industry with one big fart, Les Patterson Saves the World from 1987. It stars infamous Aussie gross-out humorist Barry Humphries and the titular Patterson (as well as his alter ego Dame Edna Everage) as he acts as a diplomat to the Middle East and inadvertently saves the world from biological warfare.
All this plus Sean's love of Peacock, Parker getting down with the sickness, a call from the Ghost of Norman Bates, inappropriate Monty Python stories, Freddy Krueger news, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.
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**JFD543: Cher... And Other Fantasies, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Your Studio and You** Nov 19, 2020
Stop everything you are doing! Except for reading this, which you'll need to continue to do so that we can tell you about this INCREDIBLE PODCAST EPISODE! Or, if you've already stopped reading: just donloyd and listen along as we review three short films. You'll love the surprise!
Up first! Y'all remember that popular singer Cher? Y'all remember Cher... and Other Fantasies from 1979? It's okay, nobody does or probably should. But there's some surprising reasons why we've picked it for the show, and we know that you, potentially-still-reading reader, love surprises.
Next up! Rock out with your Busch out, as we jump the bownes of 1986's bitchin' Heavy Metal Parking Lot, a fly-on-the-pavement chronicling of a typical Saturday night in Maryland: complete with acid casualty teens, wasted youths, and non-consensual full-body air guitar. Come for the Zebraman, stay for the silent bearded thumbs-up fella.
Finally! It's a third short film! With famous directors, famous drummers from Goldfinger, Seagram's wine coolers and porcelain deer! Of course, we're talking about the Matt & Trey classic Your Studio and You from 1995. It's that weird and wacky backlot thing they made for that corporate party none of us were invited to, and you'll love it as much (or as little) as we do!
All this plus slippin' into shorts, things you can't do during Covid, Kevin Kuts Loose, two thirds of a Friday the 13th celebration, Kevin learns to love again, is Freddy canceled?, is Baby Yoda canceled?, is canceling canceled?, the murky flavours of the swamps of Dagobah, cult film politics, a gang of junkmailers, Hagar the Watchable?, a bevy of costume changes, injecting beef fat into Egg McMuffins, Sean's ultimate tourism betrayal of Parker Bowman revealed, Uber are the real monsters, how to get famous in the 60s and 70s, auditory illusions, it was a different time, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD's December Movie Schedule!** Nov 13, 2020
We did it, Junkies. We're at the end of the worst year of all time and we have some intense movies to celebrate.
JFD545
High Anxiety (1977)
The Funhouse (1981)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
JFD546: Patreon Week
Ninja Zombie (1992) (picked by Elise)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) (picked by Kessa)
The Alien Factor (1987) (picked by Brendon)
JFD547
Freeway (1996)
Bikini Drive-in (1995)
Inland Empire (2006)
JFD548: Xmas Week
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
Blood Beat (1983)
Santa's Slay (2005)

**JFD542: Why Did You Pick on Me?, Paris Texas, Summer Job** Nov 13, 2020
We're back with three flicks picked by our best friends on Patreon.
First, Bud Spencer and an alin go on a road trip across Georgia while evading the law and punch fighting in "Why Did you Pick on Me?"
Next, Harry Dean Stanton of "The Avengers" reappears in his family's life after being gone for four years in "Paris, Texas."
Finally, a group of stuck up college kids spend their vacation working at a posh resort in "Summer Job."
All this plus Nerd News, real news, Trump Chat, Trump vs. Yahoo, Junk Mails, Tom from Adelaide, Sweetman, dreams, politcal movie chat, DVDs and so much more!
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**JFD541: Hollywood Hot Tubs, Body Count, Amsterdamned** Nov 06, 2020
Halloween may be over, but that doesn't mean we still can't party! We shake the post-Halloween blues this week with three very different flicks!
Up first, after getting busted for vandalizing the Hollywood sign, a young punk is forced to go work for his uncle's plumbing company, but he gets more than he bargained for when he realizes some of his uncle's clients are in the sexy jacuzzi business in Hollywood Hot Tubs from 1984.
Then, a couple groups of teens travel into the wilderness to party but soon start becoming the victims of a Native American shaman with an axe to grind in Body Count from 1986.
And finally, a Dutch cop is on the trail of a serial killer who is picking off victims from inside the city's unique system of canals in 1988's Amsterdamned.
All this plus US Election predictions, how we spent our Halloweens, Junk Mail from our grandpa, the origin of Sean's name, the deepest of deep fakes, blu-rays of old cartoons and so much more.
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**JFD540: Trick or Treats, The Midnight Hour, Weedjies: Halloweed Night** Oct 30, 2020
With everything going downright batshit insane this year, we need Halloween now more than ever. Thankfully, we've all (mostly) survived long enough to enjoy at least one more round of dumb movies about Halloween parties, yeti wolfsmen, and pot-smoking goblins, and nothing is gonna stop us from doing just that. So, mash along with us and the monsters this week, if you please. It's the only podcast guaranteed to taste exactly like pumpkin pie, with half the calories!
Up first! Y'all remember that Trick or Treats (1982) movie? No, not the one with that cute little burlap-sack-faced guy Sam. Not, not the one with that cute little burlap-sack-faced guy Ozzy. This is the one with that Rock and Roll Vampire in it! (no, not Ozzy). Anyhow, I guess you probably don't remember it. We didn't either. But it's got Peter Jason in drag doing battle with a proto-HomeAlone-style prankster child and his babysitter on Halloween night. And a bevy of character actors you'll love! So hear us chat about it.
Next up! If you're an old, and you loved Halloween so much in 1985 that you tuned into ABC on November 1st hoping for the spookytime parties to continue, you must've been thrilled to see The Midnight Hour airing for your own, personal enjoyment. And if not, you'll love hearing us chat about this bizarre little movie (from Jack "Child's Play 3" Bender) in which all of the ghouls/goblins/yetismens of the afterlife invade the nowlife in a smalltown. With The Smiths on the soundtrack?!?!
Finally! It's a third movie! With goblins, a weed wolf, and semi-famous partygoer cameos! Of course, we're talking about the Goblin-themed Full Moon Halloween classic Weedjies: Halloweed Night (2019). It's a movie where some goblins or something fuck up a party, with marijuana. Come for the dank-ass goblins, stick around for the part where Kevin Moss says "lit A.F." and "totes fun" in his review!
All this plus Kevin's sinister cinema sins & drive-in insanities, a dissection of Joe Bob Brigg's natural cut-points, no fake bats, shillin' for Shudders, too many beds, what kinda Halloween donuts y'all eatin' in there?, Boratio Sanz, an exciting new breed of Goblins is discussed at length, Paul McCartney's extensive musical catalogue holdings, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD's November Movie Schedule!** Oct 29, 2020
Our November movie schedule does not include any Narduar content at all!
JFD541:
Hollywood Hot Tubs (1984)
Body Count (1986)
Amsterdamned (1988)
JFD542: Patreon Week
Why Did you Pick on Me? (1980) (picked by Ricky O)
Summer Job (1989) (picked by Mickey)
Paris, Texas (1984) (picked by Justin D)
JFD543: Short Weeks for Short People
Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)
Your Studio and You (1995)
Cher... and Other Fantasies (1979)
JFD544: Thanksgiving Farts
F.A.R.T.: The Movie (1991)
American Flatulators (1995)
Les Patterson Saves the World (1987)

**JFD539: JFDTV 2: Scary Concerts** Oct 23, 2020
We're back with a spooky Schlocktober edition of JFDTV. Each of your boys picks a handful of spooky Halloween-themed music videos to chat about and dance around the studio while watching.
All that, plus Nerd News, DVDs, Full Moon Chat, Dexter Chat, Kyle from Kentucky, Junk Mails and so much goddamn more.
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**JFD538: Dark Night of the Scarecrow, The Devil, Luz** Oct 15, 2020
Schlocktober rolls right along the week on JFD as we honor the ghost of Dom DeLuise by handing our picks over to our $10-a-month Patreon donors and they deliver us some tricks and some treats!
Up first, we check out a Halloween made-for-TV movie that has lived on thanks to its rabid fan base, Dark Night of the Scarecrow from 1981, in which a mentally challenged man (Larry Drake) is murdered my an angry lynch mob when they mistakenly think he has harmed a local girl. However, after his death each member of the mob is haunted by a mysterious scarecrow and begin meeting untimely demises themselves.
Then, also from 1981 we check out a Taiwanese/Hong Kong supernatural thriller about a witch who can turn her victims into oozing sacks of worms and snakes if they don't play their cards right in The Devil.
Finally, we examine an atmospheric independent German film about a woman who may be possessed by a demon in Luz from 2018.
All this plus why Parker isn't feeling too Halloweeny this year, Goblin Talk, classic monster movies, Junk Mail, Van Halen tributes, Price is Right News, blu-rays to play at your Halloween party and so much more.
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**JFD537: Encounters of the Spooky Kind, The Eternal Evil of Asia, Pulse** Oct 08, 2020
Ever feel like ya wanna escape the walking hellscape we currently inhabit in modern times in the western world, but it's still Schlocktober and ya gotta get Halloween-y? Good news, beleaguered Junk Food Junkies! You can take a trip with us to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away: East Asia, circa 1980 through 2001! It's our SPOOKY ASIA theme show!
First up, we follow up the fun we had way back when with Mr. Vampire (1985) by digging even deeper into the Chinese Hopping Vampire well by watching the trend-setting early Hong Kong horror/comedy, Encounters of the Spooky Kind (aka Spooky Encounters), from 1980! Everybody's favorite, fattest dragon, Sammo Hung wages war against hopping vampires and marital infidelities in this prototypical Jiangshi flick, but what's the the situation with the optically printed special effects? Are they plentiful?
Next up! Y'all remember taking vacations, and what that was like? Well, hopefully none of your vacations involved getting on the bad side of an evil wizard from Thailand, or else your life might resemble the plot of The Eternal Evil of Asia, from 1995! Your first indication might be that your head has turned into a penis, as is common with these sort of enchantments. However, will ONE of your charming hosts decide this film is TOO PROBLEMATIC for 2020?! Maybe/sorta. It was a different time/continent.
Finally! It's a third movie! But is it a half-Freado?! Just exactly how much spookiness and how much Asia is there to be seen in the well-regarded J-Horror flick from way back 'round the turn of the century, if most of it is just people talking about the internet or looking at muddy pixels? Will one of us call this movie 'Lynchian?' All these questions answered and more, this week only, in our exclusive and 100% free-to-donloyd review of Pulse (aka Kairo, from 2001)!
All this plus suntory whiskey, the first cinematic universe in cinema history, is moleman a pejorative?, 遇见甲虫, the profundity of mashed potatoes, disneymongering, alien parties versus familytime, the last cinematic year in cinematic history?, topsy turvy top ten tabulation, wizard sleeves a-gogo, overlong international excursions into the general area of musicality, do they even shoot pictures anymore?, all of the promised Garfield/CAT-III jokes landed on the cutting room floor, safety tips from the scary police, 'wow', the time Sammo Hung fought David Arquette in Parker Bowman's living room in the future, some special Halloween sacks and scraps of cloth, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD536: The Unnamable, Quatermass and the Pit, The Curse** Oct 02, 2020

We're joined by Zach from Are You Morbid? to discuss all things Lovecraft this week!
First up, preppy college kids from Miskatonic explore a spooky house that may be the home of something indescribably scary in "The Unnamable."
Next, subway workers unearth a strange burial site that may be early humans or maybe aliens in "Quatermass and the Pit."
Finally, Wil Wheaton's farm gets hit by a meteor that unleashes very little color, but it does make a lot of bugs appear in "The Curse."
All this plus drive-in chat, extreme lovecraft deep dives, wishes coming true, feral cat chat, nerd news, dvds, junk mails and so much more.
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**JFD535: The Werewolf, The Legend of the Wolf Woman, The Runestone** Sep 24, 2020
As we continue our countdown to Halloween, we let the fur fly with an episode dedicated to those cursed souls, the werewolves and we take a look at three very different wolf-themed flicks!
Up first, infamous b-movie schlockmeister Sam Katzman attempts to revamp the werewolf movie for the 1950's drive-in audience with The Werewolf from 1956, about a man injected with a radioactive serum that turns him into a wolf man wreaking havoc on Big Bear, CA.
Next, we switch gears with an Italian tale of lycanthropy, this time concerning a woman who turns into a beast any time she is confronted with sexuality as result of being raped in The Legend of the Wolf Woman (AKA Werewolf Woman) from 1976.
And finally, a group of character actors (Peter Riegert, William Hickey, Lawrence Tierney, Chris Young, Alexander Godunov) all get together to figure out how a Norse beast demon got to New York City and how to stop it in The Runestone from 1991.
All this plus old people singing "Dragula", Parker's thoughts on The Babysitter 2, Nerd News, The Oscars being The Oscars, this week's blu-ray releases and so much more!
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**JFD534: Witch's Night Out, Cannibal Flesh Riot, This House Has People in It** Sep 16, 2020
What's even spookier than your favorite podcast reviewing three Halloween-y short films to celebrate two months of Schlocktober? Well, what if we told you one of them might be a 'Freado Pick'?! The only way to be sure (and to be safe), is to #DonloydNow and listen in!
First up, take a trip down memory lane, if you happen to be a Halloween-obsessed Canadian grampa, with 1978's Witch's Night Out. This bizarrely-animated holiday TV special concerns some trick or treaters from the Great White North with subpar costuming choices and a flair for monochrome biology. Starring the vocal talents of Gilda Radner and Catherine O'Hara! Watch the whole thing here, for free!
Next up! Y'all got any psychobilly friends? They might've already hipped you to 2007's Cannibal Flesh Riot, a low-budget backyardish production from visual artist Gris Grimly in which he gets to pay loving homage to the classic cinematic achievements of the early Universal Horror pioneers, and also tentacle rape. Watch a short clip here, also for free!
Finally! It's a third short, although it's one of those shorts that has inspired several multiple-hours-long thesis statement videos, deconstructing it frame by frame, as all good cinema is intended to be experienced. We're talking about, of course, This House Has People In It (2016), from the hot 'n spicy young director Alan Resnick. Watch all them people in that house right here, also for free!
All this plus to live and die in california, do kids still hackey their sacks?, Kevin Moss is nothing if not a sucker for theming, Frankensteins at Lowe's, two million disc lovers can't be wrong, Parker's Perfect Postman, pose me up Scotty, Halloween safety bags, Tremors is hardly hard sci-fi, showtime faces, Slash Fact or Slash Fiction?, Kevin gets stuck in the floor, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD533: Satan's Blade, Evil Dead Trap, The Resurrected** Sep 11, 2020
Schlocktober has come early this year, Junkies! We try to forget all about COVID, wildfires and the world's ills by binging 3 movies picked by our friends on Patreon.
First, vacationing snow bunnies are stalked by a madman in the early '80s proto-slasher, Satan's Blade.
Next, journalists look for a scummy snuff film's origins in "Evil Dead Trap."
Finally, a boring detective investigates the strange case of Charles Dexter Ward in "The Resurrected."
All this plus Nerd News, anti-Star Trek rants, pro Dr. Who rants, fire side chats, DVDs, the best movies of the 80s and so much more!
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**JFD532: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home** Sep 04, 2020
The listeners demanded it, so here we boldly go where no podcast has gone before, into The Summer of Spock! To celebrate the festivities, we beam up director Jackson Stewart (Beyond the Gates) to discuss the 3 most (in)famous Star Trek flicks!Up first, in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan from 1982, Captain Kirk (William Shatner) has to face off against an old foe (Ricardo Montalban) but pays the ultimate price when Dr. Spock (Leonard Nimoy) parishes in the battle.
Then, as it turns out maybe Spock isn't dead after all. Maybe he has regenerated as a rapidly aging boy on a distant planet. Maybe if Captain Kirk and crew can steal a ship and find him and get him to Vulcan he can live again.That is, if a group of Klingons (lead by Christopher Lloyd) don't show up and fuck things up in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock from 1984.
And finally, the crew of the Starship Enterprise has to travel back to the late 20th century to steal some humpback whales that can communicate with an alien probe that's threatening to blow up Earth in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home from 1986. Yes, this is the one where Spock does the Vulcan nerve pinch on the punk rocker on the bus.
All this plus our history with The Trek, tales from the drive-in, Wilford Brimley's secret history, sad Nerd News, this week's blu-ray releases and so much more!
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**JFD531: Austin Stories, The United Monster Talent Agency, Borrowed Time** Aug 28, 2020
Slap on your swim trunks, grab your favorite gum, and get ready to celebrate Summah with Howard Kremer and your Junk Food Dinner pals! We're talking Austin Stories and more with Dragon Boy Suede himself, and then we'll review a couple short films, too!

First up, it's the aforementioned Austin Stories, from 1997! Three young comics (Howard Kremer, Chip Pope, and Laura House) wrote and starred in this Texas-set take on Seinfeld meets Slacker, which aired twelve episodes on MTV. Howard chats with us about making the show, playing Asteroids with Richard Linklater, and the prospect of performing stand-up for cars instead of people. It's a wild one! If you like what you hear, buy the show on DVD here!
Next up! Sure, you love seeing monsters on screen, but have you ever tried to cast one? If so, you've probably called The United Monster Talent Agency, the premiere source for your monster casting needs (and also the name of a short film, directed by famed special effects creator Greg Nicotero, that we reviewed on the show). It's real short and real fun, and it's got those classic Universal monsters, so why not check it out here?
Finally! It's an Oscar-nominated, heart-wrenchingly emotional Pixar short about old-timey, old-westy cowboys. It's the one with the blammo. Borrowed Time (2015) is guaranteed to get your eyeballs damp, and guaranteed to be reviewed on this episode of the show. Watch along here, it's only seven minutes!
All this plus to live and die in visalia, burning for kevin, hatin' on drive-in posers, parker in seventy mil, sean's operatic regrets, parker makes a classic lucio fulci joke, kevin's safety concerns, sean's crankin' bonnie rait again, you talkin' fandome to me?, who is the fakest looking batman of all the batmen?, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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**JFD530: Outland, Portrait in Crystal, Suburbia (1983)** Aug 21, 2020
We're back with three more flicks picked by our Patreon buddies!
First up, Sean Connery is a rocketman living near Jupiter. When mysterious deaths break out at the mining colony, 007 has to solve the case in "Outland."
Next, blood turns a statue into a living creature ... or something ... in the Shaw Brothers' "Portrait in Crystal."
Finally, LA punks deal with boomer rednecks, reasonable cops and a society that doesn't care about them in "Suburbia."
All this, plus wet ass pussy, nerd news, the fallen one, junk mails and so much more!

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**A two-month-long Schlocktober celebration** Aug 19, 2020
It's a spooky Halloween celebration kick-started by a Spocky summer celebration!
JFD532 : Spock Summer
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
Star Trek: The Search for Spock (1984)
Star Trek: The Voyage Home (1986)
JFD533: Patreon Picks
Satan's Blade (1984) (picked by Steve M)
Evil Dead Trap (1988) (picked by Ronn C)
The Resurrected (1991) (picked by Zach M)
JFD534: Spooky Shorts
Witches' Night Out (1978)
Cannibal Flesh Rot (2006)
This House has People in it (2016)
JFD535: Werewolf Week
The Werewolf (1956)
Werewolf Woman (1976)
The Runestone (1991)

JFD536: Lovecraft Week
Quartermass & The Pit (1967)
The Curse (1987)
The Unnamable (1988)
JFD537: Spooky Asia
Spooky Encounters (1980)
The Eternal Evil of Asia (1985)
Kairo (aka Pulse) (2001)
JFD538: Patreon Picks
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981) (picked by Zach M)
The Devil (1981) (picked by John T)
Luz (2018) (picked by Paul M)
JFD539: Spooky Halloween Party Jams
Kevin's Devlish Music (19??)
Sean's Scary Concerts (19??)
Parker's Spoopy Creppy Party (19??)
JFD540: Halloween
Trick or Treats (1982)
The Midnight Hour (1985)
Evil Breed: Legend of Samhain (2003)

**JFD529: Splitz, Happy Ghost III, Ghoul School** Aug 14, 2020

Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back! I brought my pencil! Gimme something to write on, man. This week JFD decides to skip the grossness of Ghoul Summer and instead focuses on the charms of education on film as we celebrate School Summer instead!
Up first, we enroll at Hooter University and follow the antics of an all-female rock group who help a struggling sorority in a series of sporting competitions in order to save their house, all while trying to book gigs and launch their careers in Splitz from 1982.
Then, we jump right into the third installment in the wacky supernatural Chinese comedy series Happy Ghost to find a young female ghost trying to get reincarnated but also getting accidentally thwarted by a bumbling music teacher in Happy Ghost III from 1986.
And finally, two horror nerds must defend their high school from a plague of zombified members of the swim team, all while plugging the shit out of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling for some reason, in 1990's Ghoul School.
All this plus stories from grade school, open sores, an update on Parker's fear of being seen pooping, Nerd News, this week's most notable blu-rays and so much more!
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**JFD528: The Swimmer, Le Magnifique, Smokey & The Bandit** Aug 06, 2020
Slap on your swim trunks, grab your case of Coors, and get ready to fly this helicopter over some Mayan pyramids outside Acapulco! We're traveling all corners of the globe this week with a trio of old men who just can't stop partying, age appropriateness be damned!
Hey, kids! You like shirtless grandpa character actors, you say? How's your tolerance for endless martinis and small talk about high society? We've got the film for you! It's The Swimmer, from 1968! Directed by Frank "Last Summer" Perry! Watched by William "The Refrigerator" Perry! And starring Burt "Not a Perry" Lancaster!
Next up! It's everyone's favorite early-70's, French-produced, Mexican-set comedic spy caper / dramedy / romance film, Le Magnifique aka The Man from Acapulco, aka How to Destroy the Reputation of the Greatest Secret Agent, from 1973. One of several collaborations between director Philippe de Broca and star Jean-Paul Belmondo, this one's notable for also featuring Jacqueline Bisset and scenes set in a really bitchin' living room.
Finally! It's a third film: Smokey and the Bandit (1977), a trucker / TransAm'er classic that you probably remember from those afternoons your dad spent in front of the TV, tapping toes along to the tunes of Jerry "Snowman" Reed. It's got Burt Reynolds and the beers and the Paul Williams and the Jackie Gleason and the Sally Field and the hijinks too! You know it.
All this plus shirtless Burts, finding fun in a pandemic, curbside Ding Dongs in your hand, racial insensitivities, drive-in seating preferences, Sweetman's Safety Tips, Sean regrets having no regrets, rocking and rolling to the Public Broadcasting System, the hottest new secret YouTube channel starring Kevin Moose, a drop that makes ya say what the heck, Kevin's on doctor's orders, how much foot play is too much foot play?, a very long telephone cord makes an appearance, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD527: What do you Say to a Naked Lady? After Hours, Andy Colby's Incredible Adventure** Aug 01, 2020

We're back with three films in which we get lost in New York, lost in television and lost in 1970s sexuality!
First up, TV's Allen Funt asks the audience, "What Do You Say to a Naked Lady?" This candid camera movie catches a variety of '70s people in awkward situations.
Next, Martin Scorsese takes us back to the streets of New York as an unfulfilled yuppie gets stranded in SoHo in an increasingly bizarre adventure in "After Hours."
Next, a kid has to save his little sister from a color wizard that lives in a haunted VHS tape in "Andy Colby's Incredible Adventure."
All this plus Nerd News, Junk Mails, the Fallen One, Sex show fact checking, Boris Karloff's sexy voice and so much more!
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**JFD's August movie schedule** Jul 27, 2020
The world is ending but JFD is back, baby! And we're going to finally chart this month!
After lots of deliberating with our lawyers, Rusty, Donald Lloyd and our own souls, we've decided that 2020 doesn't need a Ghoul Summer. We're sure you'll agree that the world itself is Ghoul Summer enough. But Ghoul Summer 2021 will be fucking wild!
JFD528
The Swimmer (1968)
Le Magnifique (1973)
Smokey & the Bandit (1977)
JFD529: School Summer
Splitz (1982)
Happy Ghost III (1986)
Ghoul School (1990)
JFD530: Patreon Picks
Outland (1981) (picked by Jon from Dayton)
Portrait in Crystal (1983) (picked by Jeff P)
Suburbia (1983) (picked by Marc)
JFD531: Short Films w/ guest Howard Kremer
Austin Stories (1997)
United Monster Talent Agency (2010)
Borrowed Time (2015)

**JFD526: The New York Ripper, Demon Wind, Viva** Jul 24, 2020

Yo, Junkies! JFD is back with another round of Dom DeLuise Patreon Donor picks this episode. There will me psycho killers, demon zombies and retro swinger orgies! What more could you ask for?
Up first, Lucio Fulci takes his unique brand of Italian giallo to the grimy streets of early-80's NYC in The New York Ripper from 1982 (picked by Eddie) about a serial slasher who targets young women and talks like a duck on the phone.
Then, a group of horror cliches go to visit a remote farmhouse where one of the kids' grandparents had been murdered, only to find the site is still haunted and overrun with zombies in 1990's Demon Wind (picked by Evan).
And finally, Anna Biller writes, directs, does set design, costumes and stars in Viva from 2007 (picked by Matt M), a wonderfully retro and kitschy tale about a woman bored with the trappings of early 70's homemaking and sets off on an adventure to awaken her sexuality.
All this plus a recap of the crap we've been watching in quarantine, chicken pot pie chat, Parker's thoughts on Cats, Nerd News, this week's most notable blu-rays and so much more!
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**JFD525: The Haunted House, Meshes of the Afternoon, Elvis Meets The Beatles** Jul 16, 2020
In our continuing attempts to address the shortening attention spans of our young listener base (all hyped up on zima malt beverages and rock & roll musics), it's another Short Films week here at Junk Food Dinner! And these are three of the shortest and filmiest things we've ever reviewed! Donloyd & listen now to hear our unprofessional opinions on...
The Haunted House, a 1921 Buster Keaton short where the poor guy has to deal not only with bank robbers & ghosts, but also a very sticky jar of glue. It's a comedy classic! But can Parker stay awake for the 21 minute runtime? Watch along here!
Meshes of the Afternoon, a 1943 Maya Deren short where the poor lady has to deal not only with mysterious keys and shattering mirrors, but a severe case of sofa-bound narcolepsy. It's a surrealist sensation! But can Parker stay awake for the 14 minute runtime? Watch along here!
Elvis Meets the Beatles, a 2000 John Michael McCarthy short where the titular characters perform the titular action. It's a third film! Or was it all a dream? Watch along here!
All this plus a red dead redemption reappraisal, a sega bass fishing retrospective, Kevin's regrets on display, eurosexcrimes, a Kontroversy from Kentucky, the Church of Scientology does another murder, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD524: 200 Motels, Purple Rain, La Bamba** Jul 10, 2020
Its a rock n' roll party this week as we're joined by the funk wizard himself, Cory from IllCon, to discuss three seminal rock and roll flicks.
First, Frank Zappa and his merry men of invention go on tour and try to score with checks and get paid in the process in "200 Motels."
Next, Prince is a genius musician but will his terrible family life, self-sabotaging and merciless narcissism get in the way of stardom? It's "Purple Rain."
Finally, a drunk ex-con tries to raise a family while following his dreams of becoming a cartoonist. Also Ritchie Valens shows up for a cameo in "La Bamba."
All this plus Nerd News, boob scales, Spock Summer?, Funk, Oingo Boingo Chat, Clone High spoilers, Ghoul Summer hiatus? DVDs and so much more!

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**JFD523: Destroy All Monsters, Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, Death Kappa** Jul 03, 2020

JFD is back to heat up your summer even more as we kick off July with a variety of Kaiju action. That's right, it's Kai-Ju-ly!
Up first, one of the most famous giant monster battles of all time, Destroy All Monsters from 1968 features a veritable who's who of Kaiju including; Godzilla, Rodan, Anguirus, Gorosaurus, Mothra, Minilla, Manda, Kumonga, Baragon, Varan and King Ghidorah!
Then, Japan's other favorite giant monster Gamera returns after a 15-year hiatus in 1995's Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, where he must save Tokyo from an invading plague of giant pterodactyls with the help of Steven Seagal's daughter.
And finally, a kappa (a turtle-like goblin from Japanese folklore) grows to enormous size from an atomic blast to do battle with another giant monster in the kaiju parody Death Kappa from 2010.
All this plus video games where you do work, another in-depth discussion on retroactive censorship, an update on the cats in Sean's backyard, action figure chat, this week's most notable blu-rays and so much more!
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**JFDTV: Music Video Super Show (JFD522)** Jun 26, 2020
JFD522 is here, and so is JFDTV #1 (they're the same thing!) That's right, we're taking a break from reviewing the weirdest and wildest cult FILMS this week, to celebrate something a little more musical and a little more television-y. It's not MTV, it's JFD-TV!
Check out our YouTube playlists for the show here and watch along!
Featuring tracks from the hottest new artists of today, including: Billy Ocean, Laura Branigan, Dog Police, Geto Boys, Supergrass, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Timber Timbre, Lester Young, Gatemouth Brown, Frank Zappa, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis, Digital Underground, Prince Paul, The Aquabats, GWAR, Nekrogoblikon, The Mean Jeans, The Wedding Present, Spider Virus, Kevin Smith, Genesis and Faith No More, we expect you to rock along with us all weekend long!
All this plus classic videojockey chats, the loss of a shared musical experience, brace yourself for a Parker Bowman hot-take, speaking of Schlockmeisters, hot tips on 900 numbers, it sounds like we're doing branded content for our favorite home video label again (but we're not), a double dose of sad news, plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD521: Pituitary Hunter, Internal Affairs, The Conspiracy** Jun 19, 2020
Hide your wife, it's another hot episode of Junk Food Dinner as we look at 3 movies picked by our Patreon friends!
First, a crazed killer is scouring the Chinese countryside looking for fresh brains in the 1980s-ish horror film The Pituitary Hunter.
Next, Andy Garcia is on the trail of bad cop Richard Gere, but who will fuck whose wife first in "Internal Affairs."
Finally, a documentary film crew follows the exploits of a seemingly deranged conspiracy theorist -- but what if he's right? In "The Conspiracy."
All this plus Bill & Ted chat, Alan Adamson, Adam Alanson, junk mails, nerd news, Kyle from Kentucky, skipping Ghoul summer this year?, Joe Bob chat, Now & Laters Fu, Nice Voicemails Fu and 3 boobs. 4 stars. JFD says check it out.
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**JFD MegaJunkMail 2020** Jun 17, 2020

Oh, no! A 32-hour podcast?? How is this even possible? WHY is this even possible? Even moreso than ever before, this is exactly what nobody ever asked for!
So, it's come to this: a mid-week celebration of our Junk Food Junkies in the only sort of format that at least one of seems capable of producing: an over-long, rambling project cobbled together from tiny bits of history. That's right: carefully curated for you (and only you) to listen to: every single junkmail left for the show (several unaired) for the past ten years, carefully set to the beat of some of your favorite tunes. Sit back in your lawn chair, open up a Diet Pepsi, and crank up the volume of your favorite podcast listeners in those earphones until the neighbor's quarantine-breaking pool-party is nearly inaudible. Or just delete this weird audio artifact forever and never listen to it!
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**JFD520: The Sentinel (Audio Commentary)** Jun 12, 2020

On this week's episode of JFD we celebrate 1,500 movies reviewed by doing a full-length audio commentary for the movie you guys voted on, 1977's weirdo haunted apartment movie; The Sentinel, directed Michael Winner (Death Wish 1-3) and starring Cristina Raines (Nashville), Chris Sarandon (The Princess Bride, Fright Night) and a whole slew of character actors including; Burgess Meredith, John Carradine, Ava Gardner, Sylvia Miles, Eli Wallach, Christopher Walken, Beverly D'Angelo and Jeff Goldblum!
***Every 100th movie, JFD does an audio commentary. This is meant to be listened to while watching along with the movie, so make sure you have a copy of The Sentinel on hand while listening to this episode or it won't make a lick of sense.***
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JFD in July! Jun 10, 2020

We were born on the Fourth of Junk-ly!

Here's our movie schedule. Watch them all with us!

JFD523 Kai-July!

Destroy All Monsters! (1968)
Gamera: Guardian of the Universe (1995)
Death Kappa (2010)

JFD524: Rock n Roll flicks w/ Chaki Sklar!

200 Motels (1971)
Purple Rain (1984)
La Bamba (1987)

JFD525: Shorts (in the Summer)

The Haunted House (1921)
Meshes of the Afternoon (1943)
Elvis Meets the Beatles (2000)

JFD526: Patreon Picks

The New York Ripper (1982) (picked by Eddie)
Demon Wind (1990) (picked by Evan)
Viva (2007) (picked by Matt M)

JFD527

What Do you Say to a Naked Lady? (1970)
After Hours (1985)
Andy Colby's Incredible Adventure (1988)

**JFD519: Boat People, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Just One of the Girls** Jun 04, 2020
Terrifying times like these require everyone to stand up against oppression and do their part. But eventually, you're going to need some sort of distraction from all of the good we hope you're doing. So here's some meaningless chatter about three weird movies for y'all.
Up first! George Lam and Andy Lau feature in this 1982 Chinese New Wave meditation on the end of the Vietnam War, from the perspective of a Japanese photojournalist visiting Vietnam's "New Economic Zones." A semi-ghoulish pan-asian post-war drama, Boat People's yet to see an United States home video release, but maybe you'll wanna see it on YouTube?
Next up! We KNOW that y'all have seen Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988! It's her first movie, the one where she parties with a bunch of Groundlings in Fallwell, MA. Not the later one with the castle or whatever that was. This is the good stuff.
Finally! It's a third film: Just One of the Girls (1993), a Canadian gender-swapped rehashing of Just One of the Guys (from 8 years prior), but with a little bit less morality and a lot more Corey Haim. Plus boobs.
All this plus thoughts on the West Wing (TV Series), thoughts on the West Wing (the actual one), institutionalized insensitivities, oddly prescient recent viewings, we name names, exotic & fun things in the workplace, the polling results for the most important (JFD Audio Commentary) voting going on this week, more of Kevin's Sex Crimes on parade, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD518: The Mascot, Jumping, Cool Guys** May 29, 2020
We're back with more short movies for short people!
First, it's deja vu as we review the 1933 stop motion flick "The Mascot."
Next, we're put the in the POV of someone who's jumping in the anime short "Jumping."
Finally, the Astron 6 guys hit the beach in search of a party in "Cool Guys."
All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Trackdown chat, junk mails, grampa comments and so much more.
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**JFD517: Galaxy of Terror, I, The Jury, The Happiness of the Katakuris** May 22, 2020

Junk Food Dinner's back to help you get through another week of quarantine! This week we have three very strange movies picked by the lunatics that are our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors!
Up first, Roger Corman's New World Pictures serves up a rip-off of Alien that aims to be gorier and sleazier than it's source material with Galaxy of Terror from 1981, featuring an all-star cast of b-movie actors, including; Robert Englund, Ray Walston, Sid Haig, Erin Moran, Zalman King, Grace Zabriskie and Edward Albert.
Then, Armand Assante plays hard-boiled cop Mike Hammer in an 80's-upped remake of a 1950's noir flick in which while investigating the death of his friend, he stumbles upon a sex clinic run by Barbara Carrera that's more escort service than medical practice and it has criminal ties that go all the way to the top in I, The Jury from 1982.
And finally, Takashi Miike brings us a story about a four-generation family that despite their own personal issues, band together to open a bed & breakfast on the Japanese mountainside. However, their customers keep dying in odd ways, but instead of calling the cops, the family hides the bodies as not to hurt their already struggling business. Oh yeah, there's also claymation and musical numbers sprinkled throughout in the very weird The Happiness of the Katakuris from 2001.
All this plus hot mask fashions, a call from The Fallen One, updates from the drive-in, film festivals coming to your house, this week's goofiest blu-rays and so much more!
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**JFD's June Movie Schedule!** May 18, 2020
Summer's in full swing and we're going old school! In addition to our 1,500th (I think) movie audio commentary (vote now), we'll be doing our first-ever JFDMTV, where we each pick a block of music videos to discuss. We'll even make playlists of them so you can rock along with us. We'll be your Matt Pinfield in these trying times. Also, we'll be talking about some movies!
JFD519
Boat People (1982)
Elvia, Mistress of the Dark (1988)
Just One of the Girls (1993)
JFD520: 1,500th movie audio commentart
Vote Now! (xx)
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JFD521: Patreon Picks
Pituitary Hunter (1984) (picked by Steve M)
Internal Affairs (1990) (picked by Kyle from Kentucky)
The Conspiracy (2012) (picked by Jon from Dayton)
JFD522: May the Shorts be with you...
Kevinbanger's Ball (19xx)
120 Parkers (19xx)
Yo! Sean Raps (19xx)

**JFD516: American Pop, Princess Mononoke, Seoul Station** May 15, 2020
What do America, Japan and Korea have in common (outside of baseball, and coronavirus, both expicitly not discussed on this episode)? Your JFD hosts hope to find a little cross-cultural unity this week in the world of animated features, as we kick off our annual celebration of animation: Ani-May!
Up first! You remember Ralph Bakshi, dude who brought us weird stuff like HEAVY TRAFFIC and COONSKIN and WIZARDS? He's back at it again, with it his uniquely bizarre blend of post-hippie, underground-comix-y, animation, this time focused on the history of a nation and it's music, in 1981's American Pop! And: It's got more dishes than you could shake a washrag at.
Next up! Y'all ever seen that Hayao Miyazaki flick Princess Mononoke (1997)? You know, the Studio Ghibli thing that Disney/Miramax put in theaters over here. Your college girlfriend had the poster in her bedroom. No? That's weird. Well, we review it. It's got tentacle-boars.
Finally! It's a third film: Seoul Station (2016), a Korean zombie animated movie Parker picked because he likes TRAIN TO BUSAN from the same director. Will the zombies dance in unison to a sexy beat?
All this plus cartoon chats, Wink Martindale chats, background Keppi, an audio encounter with a maniac, some Sad Nerd News, a plea for more Roys, who are the real Quibis?, an issue with echoes, Kevin reveals a shocking hot take on a beloved era of our youth, some sneezing behind closed doors, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD's next audio commentary? Vote now for the 1,500th movie!** May 11, 2020
It's time to vote for our next audio commentary, motherfrickers!! Vote for JFD's next audio commentary
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**JFD515: The Big Doll House / Hot Dog / Allan Quatermain & the Lost City of Gold** May 09, 2020
We're back with three movies to help you social distance.
First, Pam Grier and Sid Haig star in the Jack Hill women-in-prison flick, "The Big Doll House."
Next, it's sexy silliness on the slopes in "Hot Dog: The Movie."
Finally, an Indiana Jones-esque adventurer searches for legendary treasure in the Cannon flick "Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold."
All this plus existential dread, the professor, nerd news, Mr. Brian, junkmails, Scooby chat, juggalo chat, Weezer, an updated sex crimes tally and so much more!

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**JFD Megamix 2020** May 05, 2020

With quarantine season kicking into high gear around the globe, you're gonna need the perfect mixtape to liven up all your sparsely attended late nite parties you got planned. And what better way to get the vibes adjusted than to jam out with the latest JFD Megamix (2020)? So, it's come to this: a specifically formulated blend of Junk Food Dinner music, trailers, phone calls, and the sounds of several screeching ducks for you to drop your bean to. Think of it as a 12-hour long episode of JFD without any discussion of movies. It's exactly what nobody ever asked for!
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**JFD514: Quasi at the Quackadero, Night of the Living Bread, What Did Jack Do?** May 01, 2020

Let's face it, most of us haven't been out in public for days. Might as well get comfortable and slip into some shorts. That's right, short films week is back on JFD. And to help us review these bite-sized flicks we're joined by comedian and filmmaker Max Beasley, whose new made-during-quarantine short film, This is the Day is now on Vimeo
Up first, we take a look at the wacky, colorful and psychedelic animated world of artist Sally Cruikshank and her 1975 classic underground short Quasi at the Quackadero about two modern ducks getting existential at a carnival.
Next, we take a look at the infamous pitch-perfect black & white parody of the classic Night of the Living Dead, but replace zombies with slices of Wonder Bread in Night of the Living Bread from 1990.
And finally, we take a look at David Lynch's 2017 short film for Netflix where he interrogates a small monkey on a train for 17 minutes in What Did Jack Do?
All this plus psychedelic Netflix cartoons, hypothetical Kids in the Hall movies, The Goonies reunion, new Hellraisers, Mallrats 2, this week's goofiest blu-rays and so much more!
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**JFD513: Supersonic Man, Vigilante, Arena** Apr 23, 2020
Well, there's nothing else going on, so we might as well podcast about three weird flicks. And to help us feel a connection to the outside world, we've outsourced those picks to our Patreon donors! Will their picks get us lifted in these wild times?
Up first! You remember that famous old superhero, Super Sonicman? No? Makes sense. He was actually just a weird one-off copycat of Superman for the Spanish Silver Screen in this 1979 feature from Juan Piquer Simón (director of Pieces). (picked by Jeff P)
Next up! Y'all ever seen that 1982 revenge thriller where a mild-manner working class man's wife is raped and child murdered, causing him to go on a murderous rampage for justice? No, not Death Wish II. It's Bill Lustig's Vigilante! Swap Charles Bronson for Robert Forster, swap LA for NYC, and swap the racist undertones for the charming Fred Williamson and you'll have and idea of what we've gotten ourselves into. (picked by Andreas)
Finally! It's a third film: Arena (1989), a movie wherein shirtless oiled muscle men do outer space hand-to-hand gladitorial combat with devil-faced alien creatures. That's all we needed to know. (picked by Mickey)
All this plus a Parker on the brink of insanity, Sean's Critter Corner, Kevin's present-day theatrical experiences, the Shelbyville Skyline Drive-In Movie Theater Skycade as an analogue for the Berlin Wall, an update on the dab lab, continued WrestlemaniaChats, an allusion to that time former co-host Rusty walked out of an interview, does Conrad Brooks make an appearance?, tracking Kevin's ghoulish tendencies, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD512: The Freakmaker / Angel of Destruction / The Lost Highway** Apr 17, 2020
We're back and since we're all locked inside our boarded-up homes, we all have time for podcasts!
First, Donald Pleasence is a school teacher by day and a FREAKMAKER by night! He's a mad scientist who wants to mix human and plant DNA for the betterment of mankind. Will his students and collection of mutants be agreeable?
Next, Maria Ford is a sexy cop on a sexy case to avenge her sexy sister while protecting two sexy pop singers. It's Angel of Destruction!
Finally, Bill Pullman may or may not commit a murder that may or may not send him back in time ... or make him a different dude ... or something .... in David Lynch's "The Lost Highway."
All this plus Tom from Adelaide, a new junk mail genre, Ice Cube misinformation, nerd news, dvds, a cat murder and so much more!

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**May Movie Schedule!** Apr 12, 2020
Keep on living, Junk Food Junkies! We've got more podcasting to do, and Kevin won't record with us with nobody listening! Here's what we'll be treating you to in the month of May!!!
JFD515
The Big Doll House (1971)
Hot Dog: The Movie (1984)
Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986)
JFD516: Ani-May-ted Films!
American Pop (1981)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Seoul Station (2016)
JFD517: Patreon Picks
Galaxy of Terror (1981) (picked by Kevin E)
I, the Jury (1982) (picked by Chuck L)
The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) (picked by Luke)
JFD518: May the Shorts be with you...
The Mascot (1933)
Jumping (1984)
Cool Guys (2010)

**JFD511: Nashville Girl, Friday, Run Lola Run** Apr 10, 2020

Once again, JFD is here in your time of need. We're showing up to your place with a pizza, a six-pack of beer and three random-ass flicks.
Up first, we have a hicksploitation flick from Roger Corman's New World Pictures about a young girl (Monica Gayle from Switchblade Sisters) who leaves her country home for a shot at country music stardom in Nashville, only to find the way to the top is fraught with sexual assault in 1976's Nashville Girl.
Then, Ice Cube and Chris Tucker play a couple of slackers in South-Central L.A. who hang out on their porch, smoke weed and try to avoid the stereotypical trappings of the hood in the 90's cult comedy classic Friday from 1995.
And finally, we take a look at the highly-stylized German crime thriller Run Lola Run from 1998 about a young woman who has 20 minutes to get $100,000 and get to her boyfriend before he's killed by gangsters.
All this plus ways you can help independent cinemas during the pandemic, Sean's new clothing choices, The Fallen One's take on the state of horror re-makes, what cereal Sean's been eating, the hottest new blu-rays, 90's nostalgia and so much more!
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**JFD510: Tenement, Akira, Max Hell: Frog Warrior** Apr 01, 2020
Ten years of podcasting and ten lifetimes of social distancing measures can't slow down our stride. This week, your JFD pals get right back into the business of gabbing about 3 weird & wild flicks each week. And how weird and wild they are this week... It's Decade TWO of JFD!
Up first! We pull the old sleaze-switcharoo and highlight a surprisingly ghoulish exploitation flick, 1985's Tenement, directed by Roberta Findlay (a porno directing lady)! This low-budget thriller features the exploits of an over-the-top group of gang members terrorizing the denizens of a tenenment. It's got electrified mattresses, racial stereotypes, synth music and old boxes of Quaker Oats! Rated X for Action! Not suggested for squares.
Next up! Y'all ever seen 1988's Akira? Surprisingly, not all of us have! Long-time listeners have been known to marvel at the surprising fact that known Anime Enthuisiast Kevin Moss has avoided it, but what's Bowman's excuse? Listen along as we devour & digest these classic Japanese animated pixels. We might even find out which of these teenagers is named 'Akira'.
Finally! It's a third film: Max Hell Frog Warrior (2002), a movie who has no punctuation in its title. But, actually, is it really even a movie at all? And didn't we already review this thing? What the hell are we doing with our lives?
All this plus Sean's morning routine, Kevin's computerized fiasco, Parker's desire to party with Las Vegas chimpanzees, shade directed at Carole Baskin, we decree the official Doc Antle of Junk Food Dinner callers, two junkmail theme songs, retro snax chatz, Kevin gets baffled, catching up with our old friend BZB, would you believe Sean references product placement in the background of a kitchen, sexual rat-play, who are the true ghouls?, a prostitute accosted, a mild amount of bad action, what is and isn't a movie anyways?, dem Vasquez Rocks, fuck Michael Haneke, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**The Junk Food Dinner 10th Anniversary Junktacular!** Mar 28, 2020
Hey, Junkies! It's been 10 years of sliced thumbs and we're here to celebrate with you, here at the end of all things!
We won't be discussing any movies tonight. Well, not in the normal way. We kick off the show by chatting about every movie, TV show and strange wrestling clip we've been watching while in quarantine. Then we play some bizarre time traveling Junk Mails.
Then, as is tradition, we each run down our Top 5 and Bottom 5 JFD movies of the year. Prepare for takes so hot, they'll give you a fever!
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**April Movie Schedule!** Mar 26, 2020
Hey, Junkies! Provided we don't die of the plague or get locked up by the government for going outside, here are our picks for April! These are the movies that kick off Decade Two of JFD!
JFD510
Tenement (1985)
Akira (1988)
Max Hell Frog Warrior (2002)
JFD511
Nashville Girl (1976)
Friday (1995)
Run, Lola, Run (1998)
JFD512
Freakmaker (1974)
Angel of Destruction (1994)
Lost Highway (1997)
JFD513: Patreon Picks
Supersonic Man (1979) (picked by Jeff P)
Vigilante (1982) (picked by Andreas)
Arena (1989) (picked by Mickey)
JFD514: Shorts Films Return
Quasi at the Quackadero (1975)
Night of the Living Bread (1990)
What Did Jack Do? (2017)

**JFD508.5: We'll Be Right Back** Mar 18, 2020

Hey there, Junk Food Junkies! We just wanted to drop in with a quick message to let you know we're hanging in there (and check on y'all as well). Next week, we'll be returning with our big 10 Year Anniversary show, and we'll be listing our Top 5 and Bottom 5 movies reviewed on JFD in the past year. Please give us a ring in these trying times (at 347-746-JUNK (5865)), and let us know how you're coping.
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**JFD508: Ticks, The Dentist, Faust: Love of the Damned** Mar 16, 2020
It's a history-making week in more ways than one as we're releasing this week's episode earlier than ever before! Is Sunday even really a part of the week?! Anyhow, we thought this Brian Yunza tribute show was too good to let the apocalypse ruin, and wanted you to hear it before the world ends. Please savor our reviews of three weird & wild flicks from Mr. Yunza for this entire week, or until the human race goes extinct (whichever comes first).
Up first! We pull the old switcharoo and highlight one of Brian Yunza's producing (rather than directing) efforts, a perhaps under-appreciate little B-movie (and by that we mean, little bug movie), 1993's Ticks! It's got marijuana themed hijinks, a wild cast including Amy Dolenz, Seth Green, Carlton, and Clint Howard - plus buckets of insectoid gore! Not suggested for squares.
Next up! Y'all ever seen 1996's The Dentist? It's a sleazy late night thriller sort of affair with Corbin Bernsen as a Beverly Hills dentist gone postal. You might be surprised at the amount of gore scenes you can fit into a dentist's office. Keep your eyes peeled for character actor Earl Boen!
Finally! It's a third film: Faust: Love of the Damned, from the year 2000. An intense, high-energy, heavy-metal themed dark/edgy take on the superhero world, this low budget Spanish production appeals primarily to the Parker Bowman demographic.
All this plus YOUR regularly scheduled Cactus League Baseball / Minor League Hockey / Mick Foley update, Kevin's gone Invisible, speaking of marks, the dirt on Dublin Dr Pepper, a classic assortment of Junkmailers, ruthless metal straw slander, did we mention there's a coronavirus?, buggin' out at the Skyline, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD507: An Interview with Brian Yuzna** Mar 14, 2020

This week we have the pleasure of talking to a master of the surreal splatter flick, writer/producer/director Brian Yuzna!
Over the course of his multi-decade career, Mr. Yuzna has brought us such video store classics as: Re-Animator, From Beyond, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, Society, Bride of Re-Animator, Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4, Ticks, Return of the Living Dead III, The Dentist, Faust and Beyond Re-Animator
Over the course of our 2-hour interview we discuss everything from Brian's childhood horror memories, his early short films, how he came up with Disney's highest grossing live action movie while having a beer in his backyard, how his career was impacted by the Menendez brothers, his partnerships with Stuart Gordon and Screamin' Mad George and so much more!
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**JFD506: Tampopo, Suburban Commando, The Loved Ones** Mar 06, 2020
We're back with three crazy Patreon picks this week!
First, the world's only ramen western sees a group of Japanese cowboys mosey into a noodle restaurant and, well, things get weird from there. It's "Tampopo" from 1985.
Next, Hulk Hogan is a space superhero stranded on Earth in "Suburban Commando."
Finally, a deranged high school girl kidnaps an emo boy for a torturous in-home prom in 2009's "The Loved Ones."
All this plus Nerd News, Junk Mails, DVDs, Our Favorite Words, What St. Peter Will Tell Us, Who is the dickhead with the Mustache in Deadpool?, Michael Showalter: Bernie Bro? and so much more.

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**March Movie Schedule!** Mar 02, 2020
It's been decade of sliced thumbs, the rats of people, y'all got species, low milk, Rusty, matches burning in slow motion, ghoul summer, Memphis maniacs, sweet men, Kyles from Kentucky and so much more.
It's been a wild 10 years and here's the movie list for our celebration month.
JFD506 : Patreon picks
Tampopo (1985) (picked by Luke)
Suburban Commando (1991) (picked by Paul & Travis)
The Loved Ones (2009) (picked by Ricky & Brendon)
JFD507: Brian Yuzna: The Interview
JFD508: Brian Yuzna: The Theme Show
Ticks (1993)
The Dentist (1996)
Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)
Gone Fishin'
We'll be back next week

**JFD505: Lost in Space: No Place to Hide, The Grandmother, Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo** Feb 28, 2020
Y'all ever feel like all these 75 minute low-budget science fiction features are far too lengthy? Good news, junkies: we've shortened the sci-fi! It's our signature Short Films week for the month of Sci-Fi Ebruary!
Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place: with not a short film at all, but instead the (long un-aired) 1965 television pilot for the series Lost In Space! Entitled 'No Place to Hide', and directed by disaster-film king Irwin Allen, this initial conception of the show featured less talking robots, more stoming cyclopses. Also: the Rolly Polly Fish Heads dude!
Next up! Y'all ever seen 1970's The Grandmother? It's one of the weirder/longer entries on the exhaustive Short Films of David Lynch DVD set, and it's also one of the most out of print records you'll ever see in your life. Features dog barking noises!
Finally! It's a third film: Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo (Kyoshinhei Tôkyô ni arawaru / 神兵東京に現わる), a live-action kaiju short film from Studio Ghibli of all companies, released in 2012. This action packed little number was directed by Shinji "Shin(ji) Godzilla" Higuchi, who directed Shin Godzilla because of his given name.
All this plus YOUR weekly Cactus League Baseball update, Punker Eric & the Spud Launchers, the Mysterious Enigma of Jennifer's Dick Guy, some very special callers, check out the cans on that Fresno newslady, a disappearing Bowman, a sneeze or two, fat little gangster bellies, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD504: Silent Running, Fire in the Sky, Official Denial** Feb 21, 2020

The three crewmen on Space Station JFD can't do it alone. Sometimes they must enlist the help of outsiders... aliens, if you will. And this week we welcome special guest alien Shelby Cobras to discuss three Sci-Fi Patreon picks!
Up first, Bruce Dern is the caretaker of a bio-dome in space but when he gets the orders to scrap the project and blow up the ecosystem, he goes on a rampage then plays cards with robots in Silent Running from 1972 (picked by John T).
Next, we investigate the supposed true story of Travis Walton, who claims he was abducted by aliens in the 70's in Fire in the Sky from 1993 (picked by Kessa)
And finally, we check out the Sci-Fi Channel's first made-for-TV movie Official Denial from 1993 (picked by Eamon), about a man who is tasked by the government to befriend a recently captured alien.
All this plus Shelby's review of Color Out of Space, Shelby's hot takes on Jordan Peele, Nerd News, Blu-Rays, wacky robots, kooky aliens and so much more!
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**JFD503: Day the World Ended, Damnation Alley, 2020 Texas Gladiators** Feb 14, 2020
Sci-Fi-Ebruary continues, though the world ends!
It's apocalypse week on JFD as we take a look at three movies that depict the end of the world.
First, a group of random survivors seek to re-start civilization if the monsters leave them alone long enough in Roger Corman's "Day the World Ended."
Next, a ragtag group drive a superheroic tank across a barren and irradiated post-WWIII America in "Damnation Alley."
Finally, a fascist group wants control of a post-apocalyptic Texas that's full of violence and punks in Joe D'Amato's "2020 Texas Gladiators."
All this plus Nerd News, new bumpers, DVDs, Raimi Chat, Sweetman, junkmails, and so much more!
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**JFD502: It! The Terror from Beyond Space, Creation of the Humanoids, Die, Monster Die!** Feb 07, 2020
Get ready, grandpas and grandmas! It's Sci-Fi Ebuary and we're here to review three of your favorite old-ass movies!
Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place: 1958's It! The Terror from Beyond Space, a proto-Alien spaceflick with a weird rubber suited alien battling astronauts. Ridley Scott thanks the filmmakers.
Next up! Y'all ever seen 1962's Creation of the Humanoids? It's a talky technicolor melodrama about the ethical implications of advanced robotics in a human society. Ridley Scott thanks the filmmakers.
Finally! It's a third film: Die, Monster Die!, from 1965. It was not based on the Misfits song of the same name, which was released decades later. But it does have Boris Karloff. And it's based on a Lovecraft. We'll tell ya about it.
All this plus science fiction sounds, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD501: Harvey, Being There, Spaceballs** Jan 31, 2020

We asked our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors put together three solid gold bangers and we'd select one lucky winner's trio to do on the show and we landed on Elise's eclectic mix of classy cult comedies.
Up first, James Stewart plays a mild mannered alcoholic who embarasses his family by spending most of this time getting loaded and talking to his imaginary friend, a giant rabbit in Harvey from 1950.
Then, Peter Sellers play a simple minded gardener who finds himself homeless until he crosses paths with Shirley MacLaine who's the wife of a dying millionaire in Hal Ashby's Being There from 1979.
And finally, Mel Brooks points his patented brand of satire on Star Wars in Spaceballs from 1987. Starring Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Daphne Zuniga and Joan Rivers!
All this plus The Memphis Maniac's Year In Review, we find out what people are really doing in the library, why Disney keeps trying to sell you sporks for $15, Space Force!, Nerd News, Blu-Rays and so much more!
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Junk Food Dinner: Episode Five Hundred Jan 25, 2020

We're back, Junkies!

It's episode five goddamn hundred. Can you even believe it? Most of you weren't even born yet when we started the show!

We're not watching any movies this week, just partying with some friends. We're joined by Mike Dikk, Shelby Cobras and Hatless Jackson Stewart!

We play songs and listen to voicemails from the friendliest junkies!

Then, we read our lists of Top 5 movies of 2019!

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**Sci Fi-Ebruary Movie Schedule!** Jan 20, 2020
It's Sci Fi-Ebruary again, junkies!! Attach your Spock ears and use the force!!
JFD502 : Grandpa Sci-Fi
It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)
The Creation of the Humanoids (1962)
Die, Monster, Die! (1965)
JFD503: Post-Apocalypse
The Day the World Ended (1958)
Damnation Alley (1977)
2020 Texas Gladiators (1983)
JFD504: Patreon Picks w/ guest Shelby Cobras
Silent Running (1972) (picked by John T)
Official Denial (1993) (picked by Eamon)
Fire in the Sky (1993) (picked by Kessa)
JFD505: Sci-Fi Shorts
Lost in Space: No Place to Hide (1965)
The Grandmother (1970)
Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo (2012)

**JFD499: Sole Survivor, On the Silver Globe, Welcome to the Doll House** Jan 17, 2020
Now, just wait a dang minute - you're telling me those Junk Food Dinner boys are doing January's Patreon Picks episode already? Hoo boy, it's about to get wild.
Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place: Sole Survivor, from 1983. It's that movie where a lady doesn't die in a plane crash, but then almost dies several times later. Directed by the director of Night of the Comet!! Thanks to Ronn C for picking it!
Next up! We flash all the way to 1987/88, or maybe actually back to 1977, or way out into the outer space of the future in wacked out Andrzej Żuławski's Polish-as-hell On the Silver Globe, a movie which has a profoundly divisive impact on the group. Shout out to our man Babylegs for picking it.
Finally! It's a third film: Welcome to the Doll House, from 1995. It was directed by Todd Solondz. It's picked by Kessa.
All this plus Kevin Moss has shocking hot takes on rocking cold sodas, the bad boys of podcasting talk movie snack sneakings, the Dick Tracy Roast Beef saga retold, holy bulging underpants, Sean sees dead person, videotapes layin' around somewhere, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more!
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**JFD498: Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, Dreams in the Forbidden Zone, The Witches of Breastwick** Jan 10, 2020

Happy 2020, everybody! We're back and we're ringing in the New Year with our traditional 'Happy Nude Year' episode. What better way to celebrate another trip around the sun than to bask in some of the weirdest and wildest skin flicks to ever hit the back room of your local video store?
Up first, legendary porn star John Holmes runs a prostitution racket out of a pizza parlor in Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls from 1978. Desiree Cousteau (Pretty Peaches) stars alongside Candida Royalle, Laurien Dominique and Christine De Shaffer who deliver more than pizzas on their skateboards in their short shorts.
Next, after a woman (Lynn LeMay) accidentally kills her husband by dropping a plug-in vibrator into the bathtub with him, she fears the guilt will lead her to never have an orgasm again. That is, until her psychiatrist (Peter North) convinces her to take a surreal sexual adventure in Dreams in the Forbidden Zone from 1988.
Finally, a couple get lost in the woods and are invited in by a coven of sexy witches (Glori-Anne Gilbert, Julie K. Smith and Stormy Daniels) in The Witches of Breastwick from 2005 directed by Jim Wynorski (Chopping Mall, The Return of Swamp Thing)
All this plus Parker's adventures in Arkansas at Frisbie's wedding, Uncut Gems Talk, weird voicemails, the PornHub year in statistics, Nerd News, Blu-Rays and so much more!
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**JFD Rewind #6 - The Re-Rewindening** Jan 02, 2020

It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number Six!
As we perfunctorily explain at the head of each of these annual compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic holiday time period. However, as has been explained prior, this inability to produce a new weekly show does not preclude us from our obligation to deliver some form of audio content to the feed.
So it's come to this again: yet another Junk Food Dinner clip show. As we're fond of both the elements of surprise and laziness, we'll forgo the usual descriptors here as to what the actual contents of this cut-and-pasted effort truly are. If you're the sort of curious cat who'd actually donloyd this thing, you'll listen along with us and discover what made the cut for this year's compilation. And if not, you could still pretend you did and probably fool us.
That said, we jammed some pretty good stuff into this year's edition, just because we love y'all so much. If y'all love what ya hear, sign up for our Patreon thing to throw us a few bones (in exchange for some boners).
All this plus witty banter between friends, witty banter between Freados, a hatless miracle, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, partial confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, asynchronous robot voices, overlong musical interludes, rogue boners, wanton sneezes, spooky belches, sinister gleeks and a little bit more!
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The JFD January Schedule! Dec 27, 2019

Hey, Junkies! We're kicking 2020 off correctly -- with nudity!

Also, we've got a double dose of Patreon picks this month to show you we love you. We did a contest to pick the most interesting 3-movie list from the Doms and we chose Elise's list! Congrats, Elise! You like the coolest movies.

We're also presenting our Top 5/Bottom 5 lists of 2019 on episode 500, so we're not watching anything specifically for the show that week, just making sure we all have time to watch "The Irishman."

JFD498 : Happy Nude Year!