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ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Matthew Middleton | The Doctor of Wine Mar 23, 2021

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BADDIES! Long time, no see! How long has it been? 7 days since the last Highly Irrelevant? Sheesh, that's too long. This week we are joined by Matthew Middleton AKA Brown B, AKA Lil' Man, AKA Dr. Wine, AKA Alejandro's brother from the same mother. We talk rap careers that ended too early, Matt's new show, "Millennials Drink", and body hair vs. facial hair. Christian doesn't know when cougars hit on him and can never work in a restaurant. Alejandro doesn't want to go to Disneyland in a tank top. Matt spits some HOT HOT HOT fire during our improv scene, falls off of a bike, and talks about what it's like to be a Californian in Texas. CHECK OUT MILLENNIALS DRINK ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEhX-AWWQqWLNITDNur23Lg FOLLOW MILLENNIALS DRINK ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/millennialsdrink/ Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

Sucker Punch (2011) | Zack Snyder's Other Masterpiece Mar 18, 2021

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Here’s your mission Baddies. You must go absolutely insane watching this movie created from the mind of Zack Snyder. We watched Sucker Punch, the quasi-video game-part music video-part Hentai film that hits all the notes. Juliet Perry tries her best to control the boys and handles the nitty gritty. Learn about lobotomies, meta-metaphors, and alternate endings that are just the normal ending but way better. Alejandro has some theories of his own, and Christian can’t believe lobotomies are still a thing... look it up, one definitely happened in the time it took you to read this synopsis. FOLLOW JULES ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/juliet_farnsworth/ Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg #zacksnyder #snydercut #suckerpunch #moviereview #review #badmovies #justiceleague #dc #watchmen #300 #moviepodcast #podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #comedians #bayarea #bayareapodcast

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Juliet Perry 4.0 | Jules Brings the Heat Mar 16, 2021

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Whoa whoa whoa, simmer down, Baddies. We know you've been waiting all week long for another Highly Irrelevant and we got it here for you fresh out the oven. 17-time Grammy nominee, 3-time Oscar winner, 6-time Kids' Choice Award nominee, and All-time Baddie MVP, Juliet Perry, is BACK. The Sass Queen is in the building and we talk about who we're bringing to the Oscars, tattoos & piercings, scurvy, scabies and whatever the hell 'scavies' is, and proper strip club etiquette. Christian gets agitated and tells us the difference between shish kabobs and Chinese finger traps. Alejandro gets a new tattoo and tells us some fun facts that aren't that fun. Juliet brings chaos wherever she goes and wants to go to Vegas strip clubs. We do an improv scene about a sexy physiology test and a great audition. FOLLOW JULIET PERRY ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/juliet_farnsworth/ Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg #comedy #podcast #dancer #bayarea #bayareapodcast #comedians #improv #improvpodcast #joerogan #bobbylee #funny #haha #badmovies #moviepodcast #moviereview #comedypodcast

Two Weeks Notice (2002) | Gay for Hugh Mungo Grant Mar 11, 2021

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To whom it may concern, Please consider this the official Two Weeks Notice on be half of Mr. Alejandro Middleton and one Mr. Christian Baltazar esq. We would first like to thank the Baddies for an opportunity to grow and learn new skills from this job. In an effort to end on good terms we leave you with our last report, featuring Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock, two actors at the precipice of their careers. (Hi, Christian here. Precipice actually means extremely close to danger and failure but Alejandro thinks it sounded good so.. here we are..). And Christian will always remember the time Sandra Bullock as the winner of F@*£, Marry, Kill. Alejandro won’t let go that Hugh Grant messed up ONE time with a lady of the night. Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Dreams, Aliens & Kate Upton Mar 09, 2021

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Another Tuesday, another episode, and your two favorite weirdos are back with some facts and information that you can probably just google. What DON'T we talk about on this episode. We talk about our shared fear of the unknown, poking baby cartilage, Scientology, our future bodyguards, and how fast technology is advancing. Christian has a freaky dream as someone else and doesn't want to give Alejandro a key to his house. Alejandro wants to be Christian's manager and teaches the Baddies how to pick up Kate Upton at a bar. We discover that we're an educational podcast and also do an improv scene about some cool aliens that listen to Afroman. Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) | Jordan Schatzel | What is Pacing? Mar 04, 2021

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Eclipse; 1. Noun, an obscuring of the light from one celestial body by the passage of another between it and the observer or between it and its source of illumination. "A totally eclipse of the heart"... oh wait what this is another Twilight movie? Oh boy, Baddies, we’re at it again. We meet with our favorite franchise, Twilight. You know the crew already, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, all the friends, but also Bryce Dallas Howard is in this one. Alejandro and Christian are lucky to be joined by self proclaimed “Keeper Of Twilight Lore”, Jordan Schatzel. The Boys finally find a film they enjoy from minute one, all the way to the final credits. Alejandro still doesn’t know the names of anyone except for Jacob. Christian, Alejandro, Jordan, and Bella’s Dad all agree, Alice can get IT. There’s a couple problems with Anna Kendrick's valedictorian speech, but you know, kids will be kids. FOLLOW JORDAN SCHATZEL ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/descendento... Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47... Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA...

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Jordan Schatzel | New Mexican Accents Mar 02, 2021

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BADDIES! I bet you didn't know there was a Gold Tier when it comes to being a Baddie, huh? Well it exists and it is led by none other than OG Baddie and movie buff, Jordan Schatzel, and SHE'S IN THE BUILDING. We talk about forbidden nicknames, Knight Rider Spoof Reboots, and mailing literal crabs. Alejandro wants Kate Upton to fart in his mouth and punishes his own tears. Christian rolls his first blunt and cries in the car on the way to work. Jordan shows us what a New Mexican accent really sounds like, listens to Otis Redding to feel "good emotions", and recently discovers the "Do Not Disturb" function on Apple Watches. We also do an improv scene about a realtor with a crippling speech impediment. FOLLOW JORDAN SCHATZEL ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/descendentoflove/ Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

Willy's Wonderland (2021) | Chuck E. Cheese's Lost Backstory Feb 25, 2021

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(Please sing this next sentence like Marilynn Monroe, “Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Mr. Baddie”. There’s honestly only one place I DON’T want to spend my birthday, and it’s here at Willy’s Wonderland. Starting ICBTB’s muse, Nicolas Kim Coppola, AKA Nicolas Cage, AKA Nic Cage, AKA Nik Kage, aka Nix Rage... sorry, lost it for a second there... This movie is FIREY HOT off the grill and if you want to enjoy it before listening, you should, cause we spoil every second of this film. Anyways, Alejandro admits that Christian is right and it’s a fairly rare moment so enjoy it, Baddies. Christian laments on the extreme mix of friends in the Scooby gang of this film. The Boys debate which animatronic is the prettiest, and which is the scariest. Christian hates the Blair Which Project but loves it enough to use it as a prank. Alejandro attempts to Inception Christian to buy a pinball machine. Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/icbtbpodcast/ Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg #nicolascage #willyswonderland #badmovies #moviepodcast #moviereview #willyswonderlandreview #podcast #comedy #funny #haha #fy #foryou #xyz #horror #campy

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | The Krusty Krab Pizza Feb 23, 2021

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Another week, another episode, and the boys are back in town. Mainly because we never left. THANKS OBAMA. No, really, thanks Obama. We live in beautiful homes in great neighborhoods. This week we talk about ninja fart throwing, spit fights, older brother bullying techniques, and how dogs can be in relationships with each other. Alejandro likes to talk dirty to virtual strippers and wants McDonald's Spicy Nuggets. Christian reveals a dirty secret and is the nicest guy at a strip club. The boys do an improv scene about Alejandro falling in love with a girl named Cheetah. Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg #GTA Spongebob #RDR2 #podcast #comedy #improv #comedypodcast #funny #haha #xyz #fy #foryou #hashtag #joerogan #bobbylee #icbtb #badmovies #moviepodcast

A Night at the Roxbury (1998) | Did You Grab My Ass? Feb 18, 2021

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Baddies don’t hurt me... don’t hurt me... no more... This week Christian and Alejandro tackle the last great duo comedy, A Night at the Roxbury. One of Christian’s top 5 films he loves, it’s only taken 150+ episodes to convince Alejandro to watch it. Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan, Richard Grieco, Molly Shannon, and Michael Clark Duncan fill out an all-star cast that keeps Christian laughing out loud at this film even at 2 in the morning. Alejandro and Christian regale the Baddies with the history of Saturday Night Live through the eyes of ICBTB. The off set fiascos of this film are explained and Alejandro imagines what Chris Kattan would do if he was in Step Brothers instead of John C. Reilly. Christian sings his favorite songs from the soundtrack and Alejandro finds an insane remix involving a 90’s cartoon theme and a club BANGER! Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

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