I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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IHGB #319 -- Golden Bachelor Recap Episode 5: Carnival Games Oct 30, 2023

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Hello everyone!

This week, I didn’t prepare an intro, because I don’t need one. All you have to know is that during this episode, I managed to record commentary with Some Guy in Austin and Mama. I just sat back and tried not to snort laugh. I was not successful.

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IHGB #318 -- Golden Bachelor Recap Episode 4: Pickle Fights Oct 25, 2023

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Hello everyone!

We are getting down to the nitty-gritty with Gerry, and our golden bachelor is going to have to make some serious decisions in the upcoming weeks. However, he’s pretty cut and dry during episode four. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the dangers of fake pickleball injuries and the ramifications of using scathing language when communicating with other women.

According to Gerry’s actions, such nonsense will land you in the rejection SUV faster than you can say ZIP IT!

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IHGB #317 -- Golden Bachelor Recap Episode 3: Chatty Kathy Oct 16, 2023

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I’ve uttered this sentence approximately seventeen times since The Golden Bachelor‘s debut: “I love Jerry/Gerry with my whole heart.” He is extremely kind, highly articulate, and overwhelmingly intentional with the women with which he’s been paired. The tears! The compassion! Poor Gerry is going to have to pop and extra Xanax the day he has to send the runner-up home. I hope ABC retains a Psychotherapist, because Gerry is going to need one. The pain he causes another person just might do him in.

The women, on the other hand, are another story. I expected more from you, Kathy.

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IHGB #316 -- Golden Bachelor Recap Episode 2: Don't Stop Believing Oct 06, 2023

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Hello, everyone!

It’s week two, and my love for Gerry is still strong. My roommate Lara joins me today to share Gerry’s first week dating twenty-two women, and we do have a count of how many times he cried. Note for the audio, I cried more than anyone in the room, and I’m not feeling weird about it at all. Lara and I break down the details of the dates, including:

Did anyone think through making Gerry drive at nighttime on a busy California highway?
Kudos to Susan for having the forethought to pack a white fringe flapper dress in case she has to jump out of a fake birthday cake.
When did pirate wench become a genre for romance novels?
And why in the world did ABC make these women stay in bunk beds?

If Joan breaks a hip falling out of the top bunk when she gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, I’m going to be so upset.

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IHGB #315 -- Golden Bachelor Recap Episode 1: Saucy Ladies Oct 01, 2023

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Hello, everyone!

Well, after three years of advertisements, ABC has finally aired the inaugural episode of The Golden Bachelor, and it did not disappoint! Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from the hour-long (PTL!) journey, including:

Gerry’s emotional love story with his now deceased wife
If Leslie really dated Prince
The importance of laugh therapy
And some of the saucier one-liners

I’m looking at you, Susan, you naughty lady.

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IHGB #314 -- Meet the Golden Bachelor Ladies Sep 14, 2023

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Hello everyone!

This podcast is a direct result of audience participation. I’m telling you, I have received more requests to record an episode on Golden Bachelor Gerry’s cast of suitors than any other season in recent memory. Bachelor Nation is INTRIGUED.

Some Guy in Austin and I sift through all twenty-two women to report on the important things you need to know, such as:

Who doesn’t like cold temperatures?
Who is most proud of her high credit score?
Who has a discreetly hidden tattoo?
And which lady wants you to embrace body glitter as if your life depends on it?

Gerry is one lucky guy. On September 28, he will have his choice of women who love to travel, adore their pets, are avid pickleball players, and probably have no intention of moving away from their grandkids to start anything more than a friendship.

I can’t wait!

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IHGB #313 -- Summer Concert Series with Lara Sep 08, 2023

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Although it still feels like the peak of summer here in Houston, the calendar does tell me that it is indeed September, which means it’s time for a summer concert review. Lara and I take a walk down Memory Lane as we share details from the live music events we attended in 2023. To no one’s surprise, this list includes Taylor Swift and Thomas Rhett.

But this time, we have actual interaction with one of our beloved musical artists! Did we sneak onto Taylor’s tour bus? Did Thomas Rhett invite us to an after-party?

You’ll have to listen to find out!

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Here’s the Eras Tour playlist I made on Spotify!

Eras Tour Movie

Here’s the Billy Currington playlist I made on Spotify!

Click HERE to see TR sign Lara’s boot!

Here’s the Thomas Rhett playlist I made on Spotify!

Can you tell I love to make Spotify playlists?

Moulin Rouge, the Broadway Musical

John Cardoza, who played Christian

Ain’t Too Proud: The Life and Times of The Temptations

Watch the Love Again trailer!

Here’s the Celine Dion playlist I made on Spotify!

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IHGB #312 -- Disney Planning Volume 2 with Stephanie Aug 31, 2023

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I’m back with my friend Stephanie, who is the ultimate travel planner for Disney and Universal vacations. Let me tell you, we cover A LOT of ground in this episode, so get ready to learn about Halloween parties on both coasts, general best practices, and even some holiday memories from our trip last year!

Stephanie is educated on all things Disney and Universal, and her services are absolutely free! Make sure to check her out, even if it’s for a quick quote!

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Stephanie is a travel consultant with The Vacation Wizards. She specializes in all things Disney and Universal. Check out her Facebook page HERE!

Or you can find her on Instagram HERE!

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IHGB #311 -- Bachelorette Charity Finale: Psyche! Aug 23, 2023

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ABC did its best to trick us during Charity’s final moments on her journey to find love, and let me tell you, dear reader, IT WORKED. I had all but monogrammed Joey’s initials on a towel and sent my practical engagement gift in the mail postmarked “Charity’s House | Georgia” when his bright blueberry suit pant leg unfolded itself out of the limo.

Some Guy in Austin and I share all the essential details of Bachelorette Charity’s finale. We cover the important topics, such as:

Did Joey hire a hair stylist, and should that person get a raise?
Why in God’s green earth is Peter the Pilot’s mom and dad in the studio audience?
How tight are Val’s pants on Dancing with the Stars, and will Dotun make it through all of the Los Angeles glitz and glamor as Charity spends time there?
Shouldn’t Gerry’s season air around five o’clock in the evening? And will we get whiplash from watching such wholesome romance to the debauchery known as Bachelor in Paradise in the next hour?
And finally, what’s in the mysterious card Jesse gave the girl in the audience? My guess is thirty minutes of alone time with Joey. Some Guy in Austin thinks it’s a gift card to Chick-fil-A.

So help me if he’s right.

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IHGB #310 -- Bachelorette Charity Men Tell All Aug 20, 2023

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I need everyone to throw up some praise hands because it’s a complete miracle that this podcast is out. Why? Well, first of all, it’s been a week. Lots of ups and downs and twists and turns. Yet here I am, on a Sunday afternoon, editing and posting the podcast. That’s victory number one.

Victory number two is getting Some Guy in Austin to sit down for two hours in order to watch Men Tell All, let alone give me another hour to try and figure out something to talk about.

Let me tell you, he did not disappoint. I snort laugh on multiple occasions. Was it because I was so tired? So sad? Or because he’s actually figured out how to make this episode entertaining? I’ll let you be the judge of that!

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