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Batman Forever (1995) Batc*ck Forever Hard! Sep 17, 2020

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This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick!

Max, a diehard Batman fan, explains the preproduction history of why this movie turned out so badly right before the gang rips into the plot: Tommy Lee Jones’s normal side of his face having more scares than his Nerds candy purple and pink sided face, Nicole Kidman - who was still married to Tom Cruise at the time - doing a movie with Iceman, the absurd Two Face courtroom origin scene, Robin, who is suppose to be an underaged ward of the state, looking like a 37-year-old male prostitute fighting off a bunch of glow in the dark Darth Mauls, Alfred being a liability, Two Face and the Riddler ripping into their brainwave bong, the batman butt jiggle shot in the second suit up montage, the almost full penny porno scene in front of the bat signal, and more! Donald Trump even stops by to warn everyone that the suburbs will turn into a Gotham neon nightmare if Joe Biden is elected.

Batman 4EVEERRRR was directed by Joel Schumacher and stars Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, and Chris O’Donnell.

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Jumanji (1995) More Angry Water Sep 09, 2020

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This week on their “Summer of 9 to 5” series the boys watched the Robin Williams classic, Jumanji! Everyone was surprised by how emotionally and psychologically deep this film could get at times, while also being surprised by the lack of gun regulation in New Hampshire.

Jumanji was directed by Joe Johnston and stars Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst, Bradley Pierce, David Alan Grier, and Jonathan Hyde.

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Die Hard (1989) Re-Release Sep 03, 2020

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Due to their jobs the boys couldn't get together this week so instead we are releasing our Die Hard episode from several years ago.

What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on Christmas Eve? What was better the McClain Christmas note on Tony or Hans reading it out loud? Who hired the police emergency line staff? Why didn’t anyone hear all the gunfire on top of the building, and are tables bullet proof? The answer is no.

Lots more are discussed including family matters and extremely inappropriate Urkle commentary, Mcclain’s obsession with a particular female body part, and Snickers bars.

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Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) Aug 26, 2020

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In week 2 of their “Summer of 9 to 5” the gang watched the highest grossing film of the year, and one of Max’s all time favorites in Die Hard with a Vengeance!

The boys talk about how funny this movie is, the poor fashion choices by Jeremy Irons, angry water, the odd references to both Hillary and Donald Trump, a balding hungover Bruce Willis looking better than his skinny Mr Clean look that he rocks today, and thinking back on the times when Willis still gave an effort in his movies, and much more!

Die Hard with a Vengeance was directed by John McTiernan, and stars Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, and Jeremy Irons.

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Se7en (1995): It's My Dick in a Box! Aug 19, 2020

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This week the gang kicks off their limited series titled “Summer of 9 to 5” where they will be discussing movies from the year 1995 that are celebrating their 25th anniversary!

We let our fans vote on the first film and they selected the movie that spawned the late 90’s serial killer/psychological thriller boom in Se7en.

Since this is a phenomenal movie the boys didn’t really go off track but were still able to also talk about Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop products, Deep Blue Sea 3, Fred Durst, and razor appendages.

Then in the wrap up the boys cover casting what if’s, trivia, the HMP questions, and a new limited segment, “Stuff in a 1995 movie that you will never see today”…spoiler alert the internet has really made things a lot easier for cops.

Seven was directed by David Fincher and stars Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and ...ehh....Kevin Spacey-boo.

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Bonus: Masterpiece Theater 2: Timmy Rambles About Another Law & Order SVU Episode Aug 13, 2020

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For our second round of masterpiece SVU theater the boys cover a totally bonkers “ripped from the headlines” episode that involves babies in storm drains, honey in inappropriate places, and inserting tubes of someone else’s blood inside of your own arm.

Once again there’s no need to watch the episode but if you want to follow along its Season 5 episode 5: Serendipity

A doctor attempts to falsify a paternity test naming him as the father of an infant who was murdered shortly after birth along with her mother. He thereby sets in motion a trail of events leading to his own murder and the capture of a serial pedophile.

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Bonus: Masterpiece Theater: Timmy Rambles About A Law & Order SVU Episode Aug 11, 2020

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This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows!

First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath

The police and FBI join together to investigate a series of murders, which are all linked to Detective Benson's cases. Ohhh this one has murdered bodies inside of a body farm, multiple leads that go nowhere, and we learn that Benson still sleeps on a pull out couch!

You don't have to watch the specific episode to enjoy this episode. Just listen to the boys live, laugh, and love as they discuss the brutal rape and murder of several innocent people in an episode that doesn't have a happy ending.

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If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com

ET (1982) Kill The Boy! Aug 06, 2020

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This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET! Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get weird.

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If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com

Bonus: Indiana Jones Wrap Up Party Aug 03, 2020

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The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:

Best to worst movie
Best sidekick
Best villans
Best deaths

The gang will be back later in the week discussing an 80s kid classic.

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008): Crystal Skull F****d! Jul 30, 2020

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This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull!

Topics include: Cate Blanchett’s awful accent, the crystal skull’s inconsistency, Harrison Ford slowly running away from gunfire that somehow isn’t hitting him, Toby McGuire, bug bite testing, leg crushing, an update on Indiana Jones 5, and much more!

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If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com

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