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Road House (1989) Sep 11, 2018

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In week 2 of our Swayze September the boys head to Jasper Missouri and get rowdy with Dalton, the Double Duce, and Sam Elliot’s hair in ROAD HOUSE. This episode is Mantown USA, no girls allowed, and they will not stop yelling about this movie until Preble’s microphone explodes. A few topics that they cover include:

How is this bar in business, and how are people driving home after a night of heavy drinking with massive head trauma? Are all the people of Jasper actually babies in adult bodies? Why doesn’t any outside law enforcement do anything about the monster truck driving extortionist that is Wesley? Who is renovating this bar? Where does this dramatic music come from in the last 1/3 of the movie?

Also, Derek has a headcount of the amount of beer bottles thrown in the first fight scene, we cover some of the best bad one liners, plenty of puns by Max, that rocky sex scene, and most importantly...the throat ripping scene.

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Dirty Dancing (1987) Sep 04, 2018

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We kick off Swayze September with the 1987 classic Dirty Dancing. The guys don't have a whole lot of criticism with this one, but pro choice and pro life supporters may think differently...YIKES!

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Mini Episode- Thong Song Aug 31, 2018

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Ole Timmy Slim Jim and Mr Preble actually have a life and were unable to make it in, so instead you will be subjected to Max and Derek revisiting 1999's Thong Song in our first mini episode. Some extra content that you didn't ask for, but Max and Derek did it anyways.

Footloose (1984) Aug 28, 2018

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This week we move away from man-eating dinosaurs and discuss something even more dangerous ...teenage dancing!

The guys cover a lot of heavy hitting questions like why can Kevin Bacon jump 50 feet in the air? Is Ariel going to pass out from starvation, and speaking of Ariel, why does anyone like her? How can a town ban music but be fine with kids drinking and driving? Also, why didn’t anyone get upset about that tractor flipping over? Who does a recap montage 25 minutes into a movie, and what kind of high school bullies boy’s about not making the gymnastics team? How did Kevin Bacon not kill that kid that he air kicked in the head? Will Tim survive the entire episode? Lastly, how much glitter was used in that last dance scene and how is it not sticking to the floor?

This show has a little bit of everything for the family including Gary Busey’s tapping feet, the catholic church cover up, 9/11, and our continuous conversation regarding Schindler’s List! So make sure you have stretched out those hamstrings because you are going to be dancing like it’s 1984 with The Dicks in the Back Row!

Jurassic Park III (2001) Aug 24, 2018

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In our second episode we venture back to Costa Rica to run circles around the unnecessary, and ill-advised 2001 stinker that is Jurassic Park 3. The guys have plenty of things to discuss including the ghost of Sam Neil's career, how this movie movie would have been better if Rick Moranis was in it, the continuing conversation of Schindler's List with dinosaurs, and how women really feel about tennis instructors.

Also, did the fog eat the entire boat crew, and was this movie originally a crossover with The Mist? Why didn't Dr Grant look up William H Macy's company? Is Tea Leoni intentionally trying to get everyone killed? Are the dinosaurs claymation? And how can everyone be content with a man-eating pterodactyl flying next to them?

We hope all 10 of our listeners are ready to sit with The Dicks in the Back Row!

Episode 1: Jurassic Park Aug 14, 2018

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Welcome to “The Dicks in the Back Row” a podcast where we trash the good movies, and absolutely destroy the bad ones. In the first episode we talk about the 1993 classic Jurassic Park, and we discuss everything you would ever need to know! Including Schindler's list of favorite dinosaurs, Pokémon, can dinosaurs tiptoe, and how would Mark Wahlberg feel about having an Asian as the lead scientist?

Also, why did Hammond hire a team of experts that only included one person with Dinosaur knowledge? What would the yelp review be for Chief Alejandro’s restaurant? Why doesn’t Muldoon take his own advice about Raptors hunting in packs? Would Ian Malcom be named in the #metoo list?

How many times should Timmy had died in this movie? How can Lex navigate a high tech computer system, but can’t turn off a flashlight? And most importantly, how did that Trex get inside the building at the end of the movie, and where was he hiding? All these questions will be answered and more!

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