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Rocky IV (1985) Nov 20, 2018

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On this week’s “Episode of Thanks” Mr. Preble selected the most 80’s of all 80’s movies: 1985’s Rocky IV.

Derek wasn’t able to make it in, but that’s okay because the rest of the guys make up for his loss with enough offensive Italian and brain damage jokes that you would think he was actually there.

Also, Tim forgets to press record for the first 5 mins of the show, so brace yourself for a Episode 1: Jurassic Park flashback.

There are lots of flashbacks and montages in this bad boy; it features 50% new footage, including: who is Rocky more attracted to, Apollo or Adrian? Why is Paulie still hanging around? Is this entire movie really a coma-based dream of the brain-dead Rocky? And that robot…why is there a robot?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Nov 15, 2018

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On this week’s episode, the boys climb into the dirty Dinkins NYC sewers in 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The boys can’t comprehend a platonic friendship between April and the turtles, so of course they are going to push it a bit too far.

They also do talk about the movie, including: why does Shredder have a ninja gang that only consists of white teenagers, and if they are so organized why are they only doing petty theft?

Is Casey Jones a Central Park serial killer? Also, he never changes his sweatpants, so how bad must he smell? And who cares about this farm, except for that super aggressive neck massage that Casey gives April…yikes

All this, and more will be covered, so make sure your pizza delivery driver is on time for a new episode of The Dicks in the Back Row!

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Under Siege (1992) Nov 06, 2018

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On this week’s episode, we are going back to stupid town with 1992’s Under Siege staring Russia’s BFF Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, and America’s sweetheart, Gary Busey.

Whoohh boy - there’s a lot to cover in this episode including, but not limited to: Where did these henchmen learn how to shoot? How did the playmate not hear or notice all these people getting shot? And speaking of this playmate, how many women were #metoo’d by Seagal in the casting of this movie? Also, the last hour of this movie makes no sense, so no reason to add anything here … besides the girly running of Steven Seagal. Be sure to take a look at our social media pages for a visual of that gem!

Also, we finally get a deeper look into the mind of Derek and his unconventional note taking, which ties into the bigger madness that is Gary Busey..make sure you tune into minutes 55:44-58:55.

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Hocus Pocus (1993) Oct 28, 2018

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For our final Halloween movie of the month, the boys take a drive to Salem, Mass for the 25th anniversary of Hocus Pocus. Don’t worry, ladies; this episode isn’t half as offensive as Dirty Dancing; the Red Sox fatigue is evident in this one.

Some of the heavy hitting questions include: Is Max actually a serial killer? Is his little sister, Dani, a virgin, and if so, what eight-year-old talks like she does? Maybe she learned it from the #metoo bus driver? Why are the kids so casual with this talking cat, and while we’re at it, YOU HAD ONE JOB BINX!

Also, where are all the Massholes and tourists in this town, and why aren’t there any basic B’s spilling mimosas all over themselves? Are all these white people transplants from Long Island? Does every adult aged 25-50 leave their kids at home on Halloween to get hammered?

That and more, so turn on your vacuums and smell the children with The Dicks in the Back Row.

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Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Oct 21, 2018

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In week 4 of our Halloween movie month the boys decided to stay super relevant with the 2018 Halloween hype and discuss the only movie in the 11 film franchise that doesn’t involve Michael Myers, 1982’s Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

There’s no need to watch this movie ahead of time because the boys did, and they still have no idea of what really happened.

So join in on their confusion, and scratch your head along with the guys as they ask: How can “The largest Halloween mask company in the world” only sell 3 masks? Why are woman attracted to Dr Dan? Is Dr Dan so drunk that he thinks he is also a detective? Does Ellie have a thing against the Irish? Where is Michael Myers?

Also stay around for the biggest plot-hole in this entire movie…hint it has to do with time zones.

We’ve got plenty to cover, including the Get a Job Killer’s spreadsheet of neat facts, so make sure you have your Silver Shamrock masks on for the special giveaway at the end of the episode!

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Halloween (1978) Oct 16, 2018

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Just in time for the new Halloween film release, the boys venture to 1978 to visit Hattonfield, Illinois to answer questions like:

How many people live in this town? Why doesn’t anyone notice this stolen car with a masked man driving all over town and hanging around the school all day?

The boys even have some smart things to say, abiet briefly, about the psychological and primitive motives of Michael Myers, but they quickly revert back to acting like children by making fun of fat people at buffets.

There is plenty of Halloween to go around, so grab your pop corn and hold on tight to an all new n' spooky Dicks in the Back Row!

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BOO!!

The Bride of Chucky (1998) Oct 08, 2018

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In week 2 of Halloween month, the insightful one of the show, Mike Preble, was not able to make it in, so instead, you will be subjected to the bumbling, almost incoherent ramblings of 3 idiots trying to talk about the dumbest movie they have done thus far: The Bride of Chucky.

Cringe along with Max, Derek, and Tim as they uncomfortably try to understand Alexis Arquett’s character, Max’s inability to correctly say pentagram or Jennifer Tilly, and Paco chase to break the all time high BAC level for the podcast.

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Child's Play (1988) Oct 01, 2018

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Now with 10% new audio! We had some technical difficulties but late is better than neve, so if you already downloaded this prior to 10/3 feel free to redownload.

The boys kick off a month and mouthful of Halloween favorites with the first Chucky film, 1988’s Childs Play.

Tim is all about Chris Sarandon’s sweater, and we are all about this movie including, but not limited to: Andy’s poor job of making breakfast, the genius who named the Chucky dolls “Good Guys,” and the looming mystery: how many tide pods did Andy and all of the Chicago police officers eat? Most importantly, why doesn’t Chucky stop, drop, and roll?

After the fellas wrap up the movie, they go into the second act of limited trivia, and followed by the question: “what kind of doll would you want to transfer your soul into if you were dying?” Needless to say, this one gets real raunchy, and it is well worth sticking around for.

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Ghost (1990) Sep 26, 2018

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And so....the end is near....as we face... the final movie in Swayze September with 1990’s Ghost. In this episode the boys are talking all about Ghost and only Ghost, because this podcast is all about staying on topic, no talkin’ Sox, the Red Sox bullpen, Kevin Bacon, the 1990 New York Yankees bullpen, Mayor Dinkins, or the Catholic Church scandals in this podcast….just the movie Ghost and nothing else.

With that in mind we do cover some heavy hitting questions such as: the interesting faces everyone in this movie makes to express shock, anger, or surprise. How could Demi Moore and Swayze be doing all this pottery stuff, then have completely clean hands? Why does Woppi need to add that the killer is Puerto Rican? What kind of bank allows a stranger who is talking to themselves withdraw 4 million dollars?

Also in this episode, Preble does his deep dive into the philosophical question of what it means to be a ghost but still have desires and cravings for things in your past life…Only to be promptly followed up with the guys making ghost sound effects.

It’s all the info you didn’t ask for! So make sure you are still alive for this new episode of The Dicks in the Back Row!

Red Dawn (1984) Sep 17, 2018

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In week 3 of Swayze September the boys do their best to make their Red Dawn episode a 100 minute CNBC vs Fox News hot take. There's a lot of heavy pressing questions, with the most important being: Is this a flawless movie, or a steaming pile of garbage? Only one way to find out.. Some other topics include Tim's blood thirst for Dave Dombrowski, making sure we give due respect to Mrs McFly, and can you emasculate a woman? Also, how can the Soviets defeat the entire US military so easily but can't defeat a few high school teens in the woods? Were the granddaughters already in the floorboards, and did Swayze's mom leave his dad prior to the war? How did the kids learn to fire all these big guns without making any noise in the woods? Will Preble's mic make it through the entire episode? You may not have seen Red Dawn before, but there's no need to because the gang will fill you in on all the lacking character development plot points while screaming over each other in the back row.....watch out for the deer blood.

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